14/02/2024
They don't love us because we don't have money, and we don't give them the little one we have, cos they don't love us, As they are getting married, we are getting rich
Mista Hante
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- Mista Hante
never give up, but keep praying until your request is granted
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The beginning of knowledge is the fear of God, but fools rejected it, so to all believers, i urged us all to first seek the knowledge to understand more about the word of God, as the bible says, seek first the kingdom of God first and all His righteousness, then all things shall be added to you.
04/02/2024
Cameroon said this pic can't get ๐ 1 Million likes ๐คฃ Every Nigerian like this post let's fulfill our words
04/02/2024
Getting a good map is another thing, does your technician have the ability to translate as it is.
04/02/2024
Every challenge you face today is not to punish you, but to furnish you. Challenges strengthen the giant
03/02/2024
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1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.๐
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall ๐๐๐
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust ๐๐๐ If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile ๐. โ
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote ๐๐
19. Es**rt me, es**rt me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ๐ถ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh ๐๐ one love to you all my lovely friends..
Follow my page and keep sharing pls ๐๐
02/02/2024
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02/02/2024
Let me just do my new girlfriend with a beautiful surprise before Valentine's day come ooooo ๐๐คฃ๐คช๐คธ๐คธ๐ถ๐๏ธ
01/02/2024
Oh God of bank alart, The Father of all bankers, the maker of all transactions, Baba, our phone is on, our battery is full. Supprised your children. Amen
01/02/2024
๐ช๐ตo ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ? Or life partner??
โข๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ผ๐โค๏ธ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ ๐๐ฝ ๐ผ๐ป๐๐๐ง๐ฒ๐น๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ผ๐ ๐บ๐๐ฐ๐ต ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ถ๐ ๐ป๐ผ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ฎ๐น๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐๐ผ๐๐งธ ๐ป๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ป๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ป๐งธ๐๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐น๐ถ๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐๐ผ๐ ๐โค๏ธ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ด๐ฒ๐๐ ๐ท๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐'๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐๐ฆ๐ฅบโค๐๐ญ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฑ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ ๐ป๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ซโคโ๐ฅ๐ซงโ๏ธ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฝ ๐๐ผ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป๐ด ๐ฅบ๐ค๐ฝ๐ซ๐๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฑ๐ผ๐ฒ๐๐ป'๐ ๐ท๐๐ฑ๐ด๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ด๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ & ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฐ๐น๐ผ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐๐ฅน๐ฅบ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ณ โคโ๐ฅ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ผ ๐บ๐๐ฐ๐ต ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐โบ๏ธ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐น๐ถ๐ณ๐ฒโค๏ธ๐ป๐ญ. ๐ง๐ต๐ฎ๐'๐ ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฟ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ๐โค๏ธ๐ฅบ
01/02/2024
How to impress a girl
-Respect her
-Honor her
-Protect her
-Care for her
-Check on her
How to impress a guy
-Smile for him
GAME OVER.
31/01/2024
FINDING A HUSBAND IS HARD.
๐ซ You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.
๐ซ You find a brilliant one. He looks too serious.
๐ซ You find a rich one, he is disrespectful.
๐ซ You find a hard-working one, he never has time for you.
๐ซ You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling.
๐ซ You find a humble one, he is broke.
๐ซ You find a responsible one, he is not romantic.
๐ซ You find an educated one, he feels he is always right.
๐ซ You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him.
๐ซ You find a smart one, he lies every time...
No man is perfect ,so when you get one my dear Note that you have a great role to play as a Wife... Therefore we learn from our imperfections.
31/01/2024
Una done see my landlord ba ๐๐๐๐
31/01/2024
Should I send you airtime or you have a boyfriend?
31/01/2024
jokes ๐๐๐๐
1" In Naija, U will tell person I have sลซffered & D person will say U never sลซffer reach me as if sลซffering is a competition in Naija
2" My sisters, just because he has a beards doesn't make him man enough even gรธats๐ have beards and all they do is Meeeehhh๐๐๐๐
3" Gone are those days when Naija guys will ask ''would U be my girl''? Nowadays they will just start dating U without informing you๐๐๐๐
4" No be say I no get rich uncles & aunties to live with in Lagos, the prรธblem is that small tea & 2 slice of bread no dey do me.๐คท๐๐คฃ๐๐
5" My neighbor's 6yrs relationship ended becus of genotype.
Sometin U would hv asked on D 1st date but cold StarRadler & suya no allow YoU๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
6" Sister, if your engagement ring pass 2 years without marriage. Use it as key holder instead.๐๐๐คฃ
7" The only man who can control a lady without
arguments is a Camera man...he will be lyk "Madam Do as if you want to Climb Iroko tree" Bend down as if u want to select Okrika" Do as if you want to Cross gutter. this people will not kฤซll me๐คฆ๐ ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
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8" Yesterday, I wanted 2 fight one Lady in my compound, but people separated us. Just dis Morning , I saw the same Lady training people in Karate.๐ฒ๐ฒ๐
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9" A woman will get u ฤngry,and refลซse to apologise
Rather she go sleep nฤked beside u, and u go do the apology urself๐ my brother after God fฤar Women๐คฃ๐คฃ
10" Some girls knows very well that they have big tummy yet they'll wear high waist trouser and be looking like GOTV remote๐๐๐
11" Eating suya with a friend that paid for it is so stressful.
U will be waiting for your mind to tell u when to take the next one. ๐ ๐ ๐
12" Nobody has a better eye sight than a married man coming out from a lodge with his side chick...He can even see next week.๐คฃ๐คฃ ๐๐
13" handsome boys are not funny..
but you see those ugly boys,,,they will make you laugh till you find yourself in a relationship๐๐คฃ that's me directly๐๐
15/01/2024
Aunty,
NO GREE FOR YOUR FRIENDS THIS YEAR!
You meet a man, who has been good to you and the person want to marry you BUTโฆ
You do not want to say YES because he does not fit to the standard your friends has set for your type of man.
You do not want to accept his proposal because your friends say he is โOLDโ or he is YOUNG for me you,
You do not want to accept his proposal because he doesnโt โdress wellโ to the approval of your friends.
You do not want to accept his proposal because your friends think he is not a โhappening guyโ.
They even think he is not good looking.
You do not want to accept his proposal because the world has set a standard for the type of man you should marry.
Your friends say he must be a sabi guy. He must be a big boy who DOES NOT work in the ministry or post primary because they donโt have money.
Even though you are convinced this is a good man you should settle down with. You are shy to chest your conviction because your friends will be disappointed.
You are scared, they will gossip about you.
Aunty, count your teeth with your tongue.
Good men are hard to find. Set your standard yourself. Do not allow the standards others have set for you, make you miss out on a good man.
Chest your decision and be unapologetic towards it.
Mind you, time goes on, age increase and you keep deceiving yourself that you still have much time,
You think you're a dream of every man, let me be sincere with you, out of 50 men that said they love, it will only one or two who sincerely love you, some entered your life to get what they want and dump,
Once you got a guy who truly loves you, don't afford to lose Such men, do you best to keep him even it will cost a lot, nothing good comes easy,
But by the time you think you're too beautiful to be ignored, then you're on you're own, until you reach to some certain age that no man will look up to you any more,
From there you will understand your mistakes of life.
Copied with my own top up.
15/01/2024
" No school tomorrow" used to be the sweetness thing until " Send your account number" replaced it ๐ฅบ๐ฉ๐ฉ
06/01/2024
AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.
It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know that s*x, can't keep him..(S*x isn't enough)
There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
(1) After giving him my body he left me..
(2)He left because I refused to have s*x with him..
NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)
Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...
A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....
Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...
Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?
Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...
Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.
Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies
S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.
You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.
*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.
Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want. Hope it help our generations.
06/01/2024
LOVE COMES WITH RESPONSIBILITIES.
1 . Attention.
If you claim to love your partner. You must give him/her attention at all times without getting tired of it. You join the game play by rules.
2. Care .
Caring for your partner is one of the responsibilities of love. You must care for your partner beyond measure and attend to his or her needs.
3. Sacrifice.
Make it a point of duty to sacrifice for that partner you loves so much.it your responsibility to sacrifice in your relationship/ marriage without complain.
4. Time.
You must give your time to your partner if you really cherish the union. Don't be too busy to attend to your partner no matter what. It's your responsibility to give your partner your precious time.
5. Gifting.
We have to learn how to give without looking back in our relationship or marriage. It is also part of our responsibility to always extend our gesture to our partners.
6. Protection.
It is our responsibility to protect our partner and make them feel secure around us. Protect your partner at all costs. Let people out there know that you can't do without he or she . Let your partner build confidence around you.
7 . Advising
Making a point of duty to always advise our partners whenever we think that they are not getting it right. It will be a great one . Take the responsibility of advising your partner without allowing him or her to go wayward under your watch.
8. Help .
It is your responsibility to help your partner. Irrespective of the situation he or she is at the time. Do all it takes to always be there for your partner in time of needs and wants. Don't allow him or her to go broke even when you have to give.
9. Prayers.
Pray for your partner daily. Make it a responsibility to always intercede on your partner's behalf. Knowing fully well that we live by lifting others. Be the strength of your partner in the spiritual realm. The battle is not for one person. We need each other to fight it.
2024 we are doing things differently. Enjoy
06/01/2024
๐๐๐, ๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐!
๐ Don't marry a man who doesn't listen to you!
๐ Don't marry a man who doesn't have the fear of God!
๐ Don't marry a man before whom your opinion doesn't count or matter!
๐ Don't marry a man who dishonours you both in public and in private!
๐ Don't marry a man who talks down at you at every given opportunity!
๐ Don't marry a man who likes to get even with you during a fallout!
๐ Don't marry a man who raises his hands in an attempt to hit you during a misunderstanding in the courtship!
๐ Don't marry a man who is lazy!
๐ Don't marry a man who doesn't say "I'm sorry" when in the wrong!
๐ Don't marry a man who doesn't prioritize communication with you!
๐ Don't marry a man that you cannot respect. Respect is the greatest need of a man!
๐ Don't marry a man who doesn't prioritize you!
๐ Don't marry a man who isn't considerate!
๐ Don't marry a man who disrespects you!
๐ Don't marry a man who doesn't encourage you to become a better version of yourself!
๐ Don't marry a man who is stingy towards you!
๐ Don't marry a man who lacks self control!
๐ Don't marry a man who is selfish!
๐ Don't marry a man who isn't moved by your sadness and tears!
๐ Don't go into a marriage where you will be caged. It's a lifetime of frustration!
In all thy getting, get a man who possesses other qualities apart from these aforementioned ones.
26/12/2023
Can You Bath Naked In Front Of Yourself Especially When You're Not Around
22/12/2023
I SAID THIS IN THE YEAR OF 2019, AND I AM STILL SAYING IT AGAIN, IF YOU LIKE HATE ME, IF YOU LIKE, LIKE ME.
IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING FOR YOU AS A GUY, LET ME KNOW CALL YOU A MAN COS YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE, IF AT THE AGE OF 25, YOUR PARENTS HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SCHOOL, I MEAN AT THAT PARTICULAR AGE OF YOURS YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY YOUR SCHOOL.
IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING FOR YOU AS A YOUTH AT THE OF 30 AND ABOVE AND YOU'RE STILL LIVING IN YOUR FATHERS HOUSE, AND THE WORST PART OF IT IS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD FOOD FOR THE FAMILY OR FOR YOUR STOMACH, ALL YOU DO IS CARRY YOUR BIG HEAD WITHOUT VISION THINKING YOU HAVE MADE IT IN LIFE JUST BE COS YOU HAVE GOTTEN ONE HUNGRY AND UGLY GIRL WITH AN EMPTY HEAD LIKE YOU FALLING DEEP FOR YOU. AND YOU KEEP BOOSTING LIKE ONE MONKEY WHO GOT FREE BANANA ALSO LIKE A CHIKEN WHO GOT UNEXPECTED BONE, YOU THINK OVER NOTHING, YOU DON'T PLAN FOR YOUR FUTURE, ALL GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND IS CHANGING GIRLFRIEND LIKE A CLOTHES. AHH, BROS, DEY PLAY, UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR FRIENDS AT THE AGE OF 40 DRIVING A CAR TO OFFICE WHILE YOU SEE YOURSELF CARRY HOE DEY LOOK FOR FARM TO RENT TO FARM..
AS A MAN, IF YOU FOUND YOURSELF AT LEVEL, YOU HAVE FAILED WOEFULLY, AND YOU'RE REDICULE TO YOURSELF, REDICULE TO YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR PARENTS, REDICULE TO YOUR COMMUNITY AND REDICULE TO YOUR GOD WHO SENT YOU.
MY DEAR YOUTH, LET'S WAKE UP FROM SLEEPING AND PLAN FOR OUR FUTURE SO WE CAN PUT SMILE ON THE FACE OF OUR DEAR PARENTS.
22/12/2023
Do not feel bad when friends and relatives are becoming your enemies,
they are just tired of pretending.
21/12/2023
Limit ur pride, na material things u get no be extra life. U fit kpai anytime.
Treat people with love.โค
21/12/2023
Make use of time
15/12/2023
Dear white men, Oyibo or what ever you call yourself,
You asked us to wear coarts under hot sun, we did.
You said we should speak your language and use it as official language, we have obediently ignored ours,
You asked us to tie rope on our neck like a goat, we have obeyed without questioning.
You asked our ladies to wear dead people's hair instead of a natural hair given to them by God, they agreed without argument,
You said we should only marry one woman out of millions black Angels we have here, Also asked us not to conceived more than six children from them, still, we accept it.
So you asked us to use robber to control our birh rate, we agreed,
Now, you want us our men to marry their fellow men, and our women's to marry their fellow women,
Ahh, we are sorry to disappoint you people, we can't do that ๐ค we say no to le****ns.
This is Africa, proud to be Africa. Beautiful Africa.
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Mista Hante
08/12/2023
May your enemies never understand you.
30/11/2023
God first.
30/11/2023
Money or no money, life goes on.
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