Mr.Sm ïl

09/02/2024

Alhamdulillah am plus one

Your prayers are needed 🤲

13/03/2023

* Babe I Know I promise to stand by u, but as Nigeria be now aunty I need to sit down small 😔*
*My leg dey pain me*

15/02/2023

Relationship of 3 days , u don dey rush save Number as
PILLAR OF MY HEART
🤷🤷🤷
U no even allow the CEMENT to dry 😂😎🚶

07/02/2023

Nigeria and bad roads!
You won't believe I mistakenly bite someone's meat pie🌮 inside bus today because of gallops.😒😋🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

07/02/2023

MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

Q1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

Q2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

Q3. (For Boys) You're dating around 5 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung S22 ultra and an iPhone 14 pro max
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

Q4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

Q5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a vegetable trader, your combined household income is less than K10,000. Your daughter who is on O'level vacation is using iPhone 14 pro max and Samsung S22 ultra both worth K67,000 Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

Q6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 8 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

Q7. You can't give your wife K1,000 for hair salon, but you spend over K7,000 in bars and restaurants. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity' and madness! take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!

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05/02/2023

HBD
Brain Jotter

04/02/2023

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

PETER OBI steps down 🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️😭 😭 😭

Reports reaching the entire Nigerian nation that the labour party presidential candidate (His Excellency Peter Obi) steps down.😪

The reasons of him stepping down is still unknown and mysterious to the general public but rumours has it that at exactly 3:00pm today, he stepped down on his way to Abuja from his car to pick his 100 naira MTN recharge card that flew through the window.
😞😞

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04/02/2023

HBD
To you dear
Mk smiles blog cares alot
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23/01/2023

I just fooled one of the taxi driver, I paid him and ran away without entering his taxi 🚕 he must be crying searching for me now 😩🙄

23/01/2023

Since that time wey Joeboy sip alcohol we never hear from him abi his eye never clear😞😞

21/01/2023

On my wedding day i will be dancing
With POS incase u don't have cash to spray💰

20/01/2023

Keep Buying Fried Rice And Chicken For Ur Babes While Ur Boxers Looks Like Someone That Escaped Bomb Blast😐☹️

10/01/2023

TYPES OF HUSBANDS:

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND.
Is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND.
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually.Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

This is for our men and for our single ladies choose wisely👍👍👍

10/01/2023

TYPES OF SCAMS IN AFRICA

1. Send me your CV - Scam.

2. We'll get back to you - Scam.

3. I love you more than I love my wife - Scam.

4. Police is your friend - Scam.

5 The youths are the future leaders - Scam.

6. Airtel Data bundles - Scam.

7. Your vote counts - Scam.

8. Send me money to visit you - Scam.

9. I have a boyfriend but it's complicated - Double Scam.

10. This is not a scam - Scam.

11. Our school is the best - Scam.

12. Come over I want to show you
something - Scam.

13. Oh, he’s just a childhood friend - Scam.

14. He's like a brother to me - Outstanding Scam.

15. I'm with the boys - Scam

15. I promise I won't tell anyone - Scam.

16. I saw you in my dreams giving you a ring - Pure Scam.

18. A: Lets do a video call...
B: Sorry my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark - Chief Scam

19. This year I see you buying a car - Spiritual Scam

20. Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen - 5G Scam.

21. Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife? -Scammest Scam of them all.

Bonus scam!!!

22. I have never loved someone like this before - Greatest Scam.
23.Am mallam zaaki the great spiritual helper from Ghana
This one na original scam

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09/01/2023

Nepa think say na them wicked pass,I show them wickedness today , them bring light I no charge my phone make the light waste🤫

09/01/2023

RTID

Inshallah