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13/10/2023

Laugh joor 😅😂

1. If I had combined the trekking I trekked since I was 5 years old till now, Bros I for don reach England by now...😂😂😂 I'm just regretting it, what a waste of trek.😔😔🤦🤦

2. My neighbour has been using Free mode for the past 7 months until today, Airtel sent him a message, "dear customer are you not ashamed of yourself?"😄😄

3. Naija and bad road... Can you believe I mistakenly bite someone's meat pie inside bus yesterday because of gallops.😞😞🤭🤭

4. A guy just returned from five years imprisonment, you can't believe his girlfriend is asking him, "What did you bring for me?" 🙆🙆🤣🤣

5. My neighbour bought a television of N300,000 and today she's begging me onions. 🙄🙄 I told him to fry the remote 😏😏😂😂

6. He is not your man until his mother calls you when she can't reach him... For now calm down, your man is Jesus.🏃🏃😂😂

7. Envy and hatred are early signs of being a
witch, it's just a matter of time, before you start flying in the night.😏😏😝😝

8. Bro, being handsome doesn't mean you are every woman's spec oh💁💁 Some ladies prefer their caring gorilla. 🤣🤣

9. Nigerians will never stop amazing me, even during holy communion in church, they will still collect it twice... some will even come with nylon bag.😂😂🤣

10. Dating a nurse is not romantic at all!!! When she looks into your eyes, instead of seeing love, she will be seeing Malaria 🙆🙆😂😂

11. I was just testing the speed of my neighbour's chicken and now everyone is calling me a thief. Can you imagine🤷🤷😄😄

12. The way pastor's children walk in church... As if they went to Galilee Secondary School 😏😏

13. If you want your husband to help you in the kitchen, just borrow his phone for torchlight, he will stand there till you finish cooking.🤣🤣🤣

14.you are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

My name is Starieo.nbaStarieo.nba

11/10/2023

I was inspired by the greats. Illuminated by the hate. I understand what is real and I can smell what is fake. When I wrote my first poem in 2016 on the way to a basketball game I knew right there it was what I was supposed to be doing with my life. I then felt obligated to go back and learn about the greats that had come before. Tupac became my largest musical inspiration almost immediately when I found out he had also began with poetry. What inspired me the most was the IMPACT he had on people. That’s what I want. TO IMPACT PEOPLE. I know I’m NOT THE ONLY ONE he’s inspired. There’s millions and I hope like myself they’ve taken the inspiration and used it as fuel to help change this cold world. The world is and evil place right now. Thank you Tupac. You, Micheal Jordan, Kobe Bryant, my parents and most importantly GOD have been instrumental in keeping this flame lit.

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08/10/2023

1. Omorr 🥲 because of Favour again oo, I went to bank to withdraw money for bride price and Just because I borrowed pen from the cashier and I forgøt to return it

Only for me to get home and receive a debit alert of N80.

😳 Access Bank‚ my God will judge you people oo including you too Favour, na because of you oo🥹😩😩🥲🤭😂😂

2. My brother the worst news you can give any Nïgerian on his/her way home is “bros our transformer don blow oo” 😳🙆😂😂

3. With the way things are going in this country ehn‚ if thieves enter my house to search for money I will join them....

Because we might get lucky 🙄🤭😂😂

4. I once ran 1OO metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was the dog that was chasing me 🥵🥲🤭😂😂

5. In Africa ehn‚ immediately you fix bulbs for your neighbours‚ BOOM !

They will start telling everyone that you’re an electrician and you can fix Transformer 😳🙆🤭😂😂

6. Nothing hurts more than receiving the last släp when being separated in a fight 😩🤭😂😂

7. Deep down I want to touch an electric fence to see if it’s working 🥹...

But sometimes I forgive myself... 🥲🤭😂😂

8. My problem Right now ehn, my girlfriend Favour just put a picture of a man on her WhatsApp status and she said it is the portrait of her Dad when he was young. 😳😳

Favour, Is your Dad also wearing nose mask when he was a Youth ??🙄😒🥲🤭😂😂

9. You called yourself a “Foodie” but you dey cry when dem serve you breakfast 🙄😂💔

Favour why na, no be you cause’ the breakfast yourself nii 😒🤭😂😂

10. I just bought my first car today and words can’t explain how much I’m lyïng. 🥲🥱🤭😂😂

11. You are praying to God for a good husbänd. I came to your inbox and you reject me.🙄😩

Favour, Do you know who sent me ??🥲🤭😂😂

12. No womän is perfect, just choose your own headache and start taking Panadol extra 🥲

I tell you, just see me now, I don dey single 😩🤭😂😂

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08/10/2023

Laugh jhoor 😂
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1. My brôther, stöp dēcêiving yôurself....

You alwâys cömplain gîrls don't lôve you
becâuse you dôn't have mônēy.😔😔...

Abêg, You yoûrself, do you löve yourself when you're brökê? 😏.....Nô... Tâlk trûe.. Do yöu? 😏 😂🤦
My gûy, go hûstle 😳😳😭😭🤣😂😂

2. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂

3. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂

4. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow😂

5.I saw two blind men fightiñg today and I shouted "I'm supporting the one with kñife🔪"... they both run😂🏃🏃

Too much sense,CHAII!😂😂

6.Those of you who are fond of making fun of short people😒...do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending😒😒
NONSENSE!!😬

7. I was passing by a cemetery today when I saw a little girl sitting there crying,,,I felt pitied and approached her" young girl why are you sitting at an unsafe place like this crying "and she replied" my parents and siblings weren't present at my funeral 🙆"
Brothers and sister, I'm still running😂😂😂😂🙆🙆

8. It's only in Africa that you will tell someone how you suffered while growing up and he'll be like "you no suffer pass me"
Suffering too turn competition here...na waa oo😂😂😂😂

9.Ever since I was born I've never seen an ambulance🚑 in a petrol station before...
Does it mean it use blood😱😱🙆🙆🙆

10. You see your babe pic for my phone you come dey Para. Me wey wan use your babe picture as meme😒

Cutie🥰😍 why do you always ignore me it unfair oo 🥺😭abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna follow me😩. I pray🙏🏻 that GOD touches your heart to follow me this time around. 👉🏻 STARIEO.nba

27/09/2023

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