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07/07/2022

Dear parents, work hard and give your children good life in other for them not to see sleeping with marrièd men as a means of survival.

07/07/2022

My brother If she Commits
$ucide becos of you, marry her 😉😁💔

06/07/2022

HOW TO COOK YORUBA SOUP

1. Add water to the empty hot
pot
2. Add red oil
3. Stir with plank, broom or
firewood
4. Add ewedu leaf or any strange
leaf
5. Add pepper
6. Add pepper again
7. My sister I say add pepper
8. Add more pepper dear
9. Haba for I say put more
pepper oooh and stir again
10. Add Ajinomoto, Maggi, and
salt
11. Add more pepper
12. Use wrapper from house and
bring down the hot pot
13. Add pepper again, ehen soup
is ready !!!
Serve with Eba, or Amala and a
gallon of water or drum of water
by your side and a big towel for
catarrh.😂😂😂😂

06/07/2022

A teacher entered the classroom, without even saying hello to his students.👨‍🏫

Out of his bag he brought out two packets of GALA and a can of Malt.🍹🥠

He began to deal with the GALA first.🥠😋
When he was done, he opened his can of Malt and started drinking.🍹😋

The students remained calm and watched him intensely.😶👀

It was when he finished drinking that he noticed school inspector sitting at the back of the class.👨‍💼👀
Aware of his mistake🙆‍♂️, he stylishly composed himself and asked the students these questions🗣️

👨‍🏫Teacher🗣️: What did I just do?🙄
Students🗣️: You have eaten 2 packets of GALA.😒😏
Teacher: And after eating what did I do next?😁
Students🗣️: You drank a can of Malt.😒
👨‍🏫Teacher🗣️: That's a very good observation. Now, if a teacher eats and drinks in the presence of school inspector, what does the teacher possess?😐

A student replied🗣️: "COURAGE"😌

👨‍🏫Teacher🗣️: Excellent, my girl! Now everyone, take out your Civic Education notebooks and put the title✍️ "Courage". That's our TOPIC for today's lesson
The inspector fainted!!🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️

LESSON: Arm yourself with courage to face life's obstacles💟✍️
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06/07/2022

Imagine crying at a funeral ⚰️ 🥺
Then you touch your pocket and your phone isn’t there 😂😂💔

What will you do

06/07/2022

06/07/2022

An American was visiting
Nigeria 🇳🇬
for the first time,
so he boarded a taxi 🚖 from the airport to his hotel, and I was the driver, on, Our way, the American saw a beautiful building 🏡 and asked me , "how long
did it take to build such
beautiful building", I was quick to reply him I said 6years, Sir the American replied "wtf,😳
in my country it will take 6
months to build same building". We passed by another huge building, 🏠 the american asked again, "how many years did it take to build the
house", I replied Sir "2
years", to my shock again
the American said,
"What’s wrong with your people, it takes just 2months
to build same building in my
country".we finally passed
the National Stadium, and the American was Amazed , he asked
how long did it take to build
such a magnificent
structure,? I just looked
at him and said "Comrade,
I don't know o! coz when I
passed here this morning,
the building was nt there 🙆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If u were in my shoe what will u say 🙄

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06/07/2022

🧔Akpors🗣️: Hi babe, wasup?😁

👧Girl🗣️: I’m cool thanks!💕😊

🧔Akpors🗣️: You’re welcome, I will like to know you better😁

👧Girl🗣️: I’m Tina, 19, slim & dark from Lasgidi.

🧔Akpors🗣️: Babe you’re the kind of girl I like, babe actually, my name is Dennis Mumu man but my friends call me Akpors
I am 59 years old, I live at No. 16 Church street, Oshodi, Lagos. I have a supermarket @ 12 Femi Johnson street, Mushin, Lagos.😎
Babe I like dating young girls like you. You can call me on 08028264…📲

👧Girl🗣️: But sir you’re a family man. How will your wife & daughter feel if they see me with you or don’t you think it’s wrong?

🧔Akpors🗣️: Babe don’t even mention my useless daughter & her wayward mother here. They’re on their own & I have my life to live.😐

👧Girl🗣️: It’s ok then. But do you care to know more about me?😁

Akpors🗣️: Babe give me your full details including your bank account number.😁😊

👧Girl🗣️: Well, my full name is Augustina Akpors Mumu man, I’m a primary 6 student of Govt School. My mum’s name is Gladys Akpors, she sells fish at Mushin. My father’s name is Akpors Mumu man, he is a gate man at Oshodi where we both live.😐

🧔Akpors🗣️: Tina, so it is you!🙄

👧Girl🗣️: Papa, so it is you!🙄

🧔Akpors🗣️: Your mother must hear this.

👧Girl🗣️: Papa, Mama is here ooo. She says don’t even attempt coming home.😒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If u were in Akpors shoe what will you do 😁

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06/07/2022

A new member Came to our Churchon sund y and
The following Conversation took place

👴Pastor🗣️: Any new member in our midst, come forward whole church will like to know your name.😊

Akpors steps forward🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
🧔Akpors 🗣️"I am a new member here"
👴Pastor🗣️: Hallelujah!🙌
Church🗣️: Amen.
👴Pastor: Mr Akpors, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you ?😁

🧔Akpors🗣️: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church.🙏

Church🗣️: AMEN

👴Pastor🗣️: Church members, I want you to use the whole of your strength to pray that God should promote Mr. Akpors's business😊🙏

👴Pastor🗣️: Mr. Akpors , open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well right?🙄

🧔Akpors🗣️: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the càsket they use to búry members from me, as the church members started dyiñg small small, my business was growing rapidly. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living l0ng, which affected my business.😔 that's why I had to leave the church to search for a better one.😁

The whole church scattered and ran shouting 🗣️H0ly gh0st f!re🔥
Few seconds later, Akpors looked and saw the pastor hiding inside the Offering box🙆‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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06/07/2022

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 the food is ready ooh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. At the age of 25 you cannot cook, wash clothes,
sweep and you want men to love you for who you
are…
My sister, please who are you?🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

2. This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now Im afraid to pee😂

3. A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "Thats a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"😂😂

4. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water🏃‍♂️😂

5. Wisdom is when u drop your girlfriend at her place. Her father comes out with cutlass to ask who you are, and u tell him that u are an UBER DRIVER. 😂😋

6. Some girls cannot wait for 3yrs for a fresh graduate guy to get a job, but they can wait 12yrs for a guy in America to come back.
My Sister, ur stupidity is original 😂😂

7. I have been looking for a place since yesterday to faint....when I heard a girl telling a guy that she fell down from her bed and broke her virginity 😂😂

8. Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bi***es!
🤣🤣

9. That awkward moment when you are sitting beside your crush in church and your mum starts giving testimonies about how god delivered You from bed wetting😂💔

10. Some parents want their daughters to get married but don't allow them to go out. What do they expect them to do? Sit at home and download the husband?😂

11. Ehen Someone said "r**e is not a sin, it's just a surprise s*x , and i commented, "may ur sisters be surprised by men
He blocked me Did I say anything bad?😂😂

12. Slay Queens be adding flowers on their heads on snap chat,paying tribute to their dead brains🤦‍♂️😂

13. While one guy is busy consoling and comforting her for her menstrual pain, another idiot is busy rejoicing bcoz she is not pregnant.😂😂

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06/07/2022

🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 Wahala 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

1. Imagine food telling you, "ITS OVER BETWEEN US".. My dear, Even Jesus said.....IT IS FINISHED!!🙆😂

2. Nigerians and pidgin English, which one is “Toilet dey hungry me"
Oga u wan Chop sh*t??🙆🤦

3. Thinking of what to wear to work and what to cook everyday should be studied as a course in the university.. 😩🤔

4. You Think Your Man Doesn't Know Maths Abi???
My sister, Just Tell Him You're Pregnant and Watch Him Solve for x.²⅓-y 🤔🙄😂

5. When ever u decide to tattoo your bf name on your body ... Just make sure it's biblical name ... Like JOHN or SAMUEL ... So that when he
leaves you ... U can just add "15 verse 23"😂🤣

6. A woman called the police station one evening and said,
"MY HUSBAND HAS GONE OUT WITH A GIRL AND RIGHT NOW AM GOING AFTER THEM with a gun and when I find them, I Will kill both them right away ".

So The police asked, "WHERE EXACTLY HAVE THEY GONE ?".

WOMAN : They went to watch a certain Comedy show......

In order for The police to save life, They rushed quickly and went to the place(Comedy_show) and making sure they arrived earlier than the woman .

So When they reached the place, they took the mic from the Comedian and start announcing.....
IF THERE IS A MARRIED MAN HERE AND HAS COME WITH A
GIRLFRIEND ,YOU MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. YOUR
WIFE IS COMING RIGHT NOW WITH A GUN TO SHOOT BOTH OF YOU DEAD ".

After 5mins, The police were surprised that the door became small as everyone was running out and even the show ended because even the Comedian himself ran out !!!.🏃🙆

7. I don't know who needs to see this post, But the habit of cleaning your hands and mouth with curtain when no one sees you... MUST STOP!!✋🚶

8. Imagine the pain, After your wedding is over, Then the cameraman
says i forgot to press record button🙆😢😭

9. Being a baby must be hard, You cry for food and they give you a spoon. ..🙆🤦

10. AMERICAN AND NIGERIAN METHOD OF TEACHING HOW TO DRIVE A CAR .........

AMERICAN : Easy on the wheel, turn it gently,
great baby you are getting it gradually,good job
great! high five! now
...........................NIGERIA
NIGERIAN : Oyah hold the steering, not that side!
hold it like this, ehe.. hold it firm, oya go.. now
cut! cut!! cut!!! I say CUT OOO!!! Mumu! you no see say trailer dey come??
Idiot wait lemme come doan before you do anyhow mtcheeeew....... You dey find who you go kill!!😒🚶🤣

11. Never take your tall gîrlfriend to the zoo, The giraffe might start crushing on her...🙆😲🤣🏃

12. The reason why I always sit next to beautiful ladies in church is simple.
What if the pastor says turn to ur Neighbor and say.....I LOVE YOU!!🤔
😂😋

13. You are dating a left handed person, and you expect things to be right..?
my dear are you okay??🙄🚶

14. DEAR MOSES,
If you are the one holding the remote for June, I beg you to reduce the volume. Rain almost kill me in farm yesterday!!😂

15. Online shopping requires good English, yesterday My neighbor just bought a coffin...🤦😀🤦

16. A housewife called her husband at workfrom home.
WIFE : Hello sweetheart, can you please buy a tuber of yam when coming home?
HUSBAND: But I gave you some money before leaving home?
WIFE: Yes I know, but I am feeling a bit tired .
HUSBAND: OK no problem!
Few minutes later, the husband calls back...
HUSBAND: Hello baby, the yam seller is holding my shirt and refuses to let me go, she accuses me to be the father of her pregnancy...
WIFE: Whaaaat! Give me just a minute, I will soon join you!
Moments later...
WIFE: Hello sweetheart, I'm there but I can't see you.
HUSBAND: Good, I'm not there. Just buy your yam and go home jeje!🤦
🚶😂🤣

17. A friend in need is a friend in deed, A friend with w**d is a friend i need..😲🤣🏃

18. Sometimes we agree with people, so that they can stop talking..
NO B SO??🤔🚶

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06/07/2022

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Let eat food abeg 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂.

1. Any girl who doesn’t speak🗣 English during sêx🍆💦 is a Witch🤦‍♀️...
At least she should be able to say "Oh Yes" 😂

2. Onitsha Boys Be like "My name is Ramanus Ikechukwu Peter, but my friends calls me RIP." Father lord take mah soul😂🏃

3. I Wonder who get the pénis wey dem use measure the size of condom I suspect am ..😏😂🍆🙌🌶

4. Never Daté A School Drop Out They Will Leave You The Same Way They Left School
Am I Making Sense😀

5. If you see the way your girlfriend is busy telling another guy she doesn't have a boyfriend, u'll know it's only God who loves you😂

6. I had a dream last night that my future wife is in this page. Pls inbox me honey, I lost ur number in the dream.😀

7. Having sêx at night when the sperms are asleep will help prevent unwanted pregnancy. Try it and thank me later. Wisdom will not kîllme oneday !!! Too much sense is good😀

8. Always smile, dress well, act calm, So that when u fart in public, no one will suspect you🙄😂

9. If you don't want to send her money just tell Her which one is I tried your account number, but it was switched off🙆😅

10. A kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invasion that will lead to further pe*******on with fast acceleration that will build the next generation... Fact😅

11. A soldier will kîll 100 people and he will have peace, but you just use only one person for blood money, the spirit will not let you rest, why...? Don't look at me like I'm talking from experience oooo...🏃

12. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake on the TV.🤷🙆

13. Some Boys Can Form and Pretend Just to look like good innocent guys. During sêx .They be like “Baby, Is this the hole?" Idiot It's The Gate, Knock And Enter inside😝🙄

14. I think Adam is the cause of our failure in English Language
God : Adam where are you?
Adam : I am naked.🤷

15. My Grandma took my cup of tea that I mix with "Tramadol" . Now she is taking "selfie" with my "calculator", my parents are thinking it's "old age". Should I tell them???🤔

16. No matter how funny you are you can never make a goat laugh That animal get mind eh😲

17. People will see their ex-classmates pregnant & say ahh!!! This girl was very quiet at school. Who said pregnancy comes with noise?😂

18. When you cúm and she's still shouting harder baby, Bros you have no option than to keep riding with your flat tire😂🤣

19. You think you know mathematics until the bus conductor in the bus you entered, tells you "Give me N100 make I give you N250 collect N20."
Boom your brain format, Mr mathematician small math you don confuse.
💞😘

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06/07/2022

FUNNY JOKES 😂 😹👇

1. Deep down, I want to Barb my hair & spray it gold colour, but the problem is; I don't have another house to stay 🤧😭

2. Who says what a man can do, a woman can do better?...ok, a man can use his boxers as rag, women can u use... uhm eh... u know....as rag? 🥴🤒😹😹

3. African Dad can be so annoying.. they will go outside buy bread 🍞, come house & still send u to go & buy milk & Milo😹😹

4. I pity women who's husbands are teachers, instead of finding money in their husband's pocket, they would be seeing chalk, marker & d list of noise makers 😹😂🤣

5. Dear ladies, sometimes u have to kiss ur boyfriend in front of that bitch he calls bestie for verification.. don't thank me..I mean; what are friends for 😹😂🤣

6. Instead of braking someone's he*art, why not look for that small Calabash where ur village ppl tied ur des"tiny & break it...id*iot 🤒🚶🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😹

7. There's a place called "staff room" in high school.. u see dat place? All the wit*ches are just there 😹😂🤣

8. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook & she replied boldly "Mama I cook the tea we drank this morning" I fainted 😩😹😹

9. Plz I have a girlfriend, u girls should stop disturbing me nah🤡😹🙈

10. Instead of joining cu*lt in school, dyin*g like fowl, why not tell ur parents to use u for Money ritu*al...simple arithmetic 🥴😂🤣

11. U might have money More than me, but u are not the owner of that N420 in my account 🤒🥴😂🤣

12. Imagine my parents gave birth to me without my permission, what if I want to be a👇👇👇 croco*dile nko? 🤡😹😂🤣

13. Nigerian girls will be calling nurse as "nerse'' but wen there's emergency u will hear them shouting "nursii, nursii oo, nursuu where una dey 😂😂 Lol 😹

14. My hand don dey pain me...As u laugh while reading this JOKES, so shall ur month of July be filled with laughter🙏
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