06/11/2020
I remembered that I bought 'aya' during break in school early that day. and I decided to eat it in secret while we played under the full moon. So it was in my pocket as we played and from time to time, I'd just sneek in a good amount into my mouth and chew silently. No one noticed, my siblings didn't notice, so no one begged me for my 'aya' (tigernut).
So I enjoyed my thing alone.
When I was done eating, I started active play with the other children and my siblings in the compound, just as we were playing, I rubbed my hands on the mat and noticed a ball of aya. "maybe this one fell from my pocket while I pulling it out of my pocket" I thought, and I picked it and quickly threw it into my mouth.
NEXT thing I remember was me screaming, "goat s**t! Goat s**t!" As I ran towards the tap in the compound, spitting profusely and focusing myself to throw up. That was how everyone finally got to know I had been chewing on aya under their nose without them noticing.
Nobody felt for me, my mom called me stingy, my siblings sang 'ntorrrr' 😏😏 to me and they were telling me something like "good for you!"
Since that day, I never ate anything in the dark again. Even if I am eating now, and power goes out, I will go get a source of light to flash my plate of food very well.
MORALE OF THE STORY:👇🏽
See EHN, sometimes you think what you are doing is enjoying yourself in SECRET and keeping everybody else out of your business but you will soon eat goat p**p. And by the time, you realise it, no one will sympathise with you.
Aunty bring out your 'Aya' and eat in the light so that you will not bite on goat s**t o.
That was how an old friend of mine thought she had hit a contract in millions of naira with some guys who offered to do one kain business with her, she hid it from me and the others because she probably wanted to be the millionaire among us and probably be the small big girl in town so she didn't share the gist or even discuss its authenticity with us.
Well that's how she got duped of the 250k she was saving.
Meanwhile, we didn't even know she had such amount on her. 1 of us had asked her to borrow her 2k for the weekend but she said she didn't have it. But👇