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ADVISE TO YOUNG MEN :                          SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT DRUGS DO NOT GIVE EXTRA PLEASURE. Read again: NO EXTRA...
09/02/2024

ADVISE TO YOUNG MEN :

SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT DRUGS DO NOT GIVE EXTRA PLEASURE.

Read again: NO EXTRA PLEASURE.

It ONLY DELAYS EJ*******ON which, in street terms, means "LAST LONGER".

But the longer you last, the more pressure on your heart
Yes: ON YOUR HEART.

Even during normal in*******se, your heartbeat rate increases by between FORTY and FIFTY PER CENT when you reach or**sm and about discharging.

Have you asked why most men sleep off after s*x?

Now, when you take s*xual enhancement drugs, it gets to a stage when you feel you have had enough and all you want is ej*******on.

But it won't come.

To force it, you have to get the heart, ALREADY STRESSED, TO DO EXTRA WORK!! hmmm.

By that time, if your HEART is not strong enough, Baba God will just show mercy on you and call you home.

And after initial shock, we start preparing your burial.

And walahi, if they fry puff-puff, I go chop cos I no go cry.

Let her call you "TWO MINUTES NOODLES".

Don't feel bad.

Let her go and meet her "ONE HOUR BEANS".

If you last THREE HOURS, na only you and your partner know or whoever either of you tells.

It is not OLYMPIC where dem go dey cheer you and you will collect MEDAL after the race.

Above all, when you are above 50-55, don't try to s*xually impress any woman.

EVEN YOUR WIFE!

If you die, another man will take over the 'stadium'!

That is if that 'stadium' is not even being shared with someone else when you are still alive.

Just like Inter and AC Milan are sharing San Siro...!!!
Men, a word is enough.🤷🏿‍♂️

THINK ABOUT THIS!

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Nigerian Man Moves Back To His Village After His Asaba Landlord Increased The Annual Rent Of His House From N500k To N1 ...
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An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver:

"Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o".. she said.

The driver nodded and then she shouted again:

"My children, una hear wetin I tell am?"

Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama."

On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request.

After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked:

"Driver, you never reach Benin since?"

"Ooooh! Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us".. the driver said.

"Ahhh! take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o".. the woman shouted in fear.

Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin.

On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin.

The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said:

"Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol.

"I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos”

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Mazda CX-7 Tokunbo for Sale.Extremely Clean in and out with customs papers. Buy and drive. For more details, contact 080...
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Extremely Clean in and out with customs papers. Buy and drive.

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English names of some animals in Igbo languageAfrican civet - EdiAnt - AhụhụAntelope - MgbadaBaboon/Chimpanzee - AdakaBa...
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English names of some animals in Igbo language

African civet - Edi
Ant - Ahụhụ
Antelope - Mgbada
Baboon/Chimpanzee - Adaka
Bat - Ụsụ
Bed bug -Chinchi
Bee – Anụ/anwụ
Beetle - Ebe
Bird – Nnụnụ
Black ant - Agbịsị
Boa constrictor - Eke ukwu/Eke-ọ́gbà
Buffalo - Atụ
Cat – Nwamba/Nwologbo
Catfish - Ọ̀kpọ́
Centipede – Ọ̀gbakụrụ
Chameleon - Ogwumagala
Cheetah - Agụ-ọ́sọ/Agu awara
Chick - Urịom
Chicken - Ọkụkọ
Cobra - Ubí
Cockroach - Ụ̀chicha,
Cow - Ehi
Crab - Nshịkọ
Crayfish - Ị̀shá
Cricket – Abụ́zụ̀/Mbụzụ
Crocodile - Agụiyi
Dog - Nkịta
Donkey/Mule - Ịnyịnya ibu/Jakị
Dove - Kpalakwukwu
Duck - Ọbọgwu
Eagle - Ugo
Earthworm – Idide
Egret – Ugbala
Elephant - Enyi
Fish - Azụ̀
Frog – Mbara
Giraffe - Ele
Goat - Ewu
Gorilla - Ọzọdimgba
Grasscutter - Nchi
Guinea fowl - Ọgazị
Hawk - Nkwọ/ Agụ nkwụ
He-goat - Mkpi
Hippopotamus - Ákụ̀m
Horse – Ịnyịnya
Housefly - Ijiji
Hyena - Nkịta ọhịa
Kite - Egbe
Leopard - Agụ
Lion - Ọdụm
Lizard - Ngwere
Locust - Igwurube
Millipede – Esu
Monkey - Enwe
Mosquito – Anwụnta
Ostrich - Enyi Nnụnụ
Owl – Ikwiikwii/Iyi ochi
Parrot – Icheoku
Patridge – Ọkwà
Periwinkle – Ịsam
Pig - Ezi
Pigeon - Nduru
Porcupine - Ebiogwu
Praying mantis - Okongolo
Python - Eke
Ram - Ebule
Rat/mouse - Oke
Raven - Ugoloọ̀ma
Scorpion - Akpị̀/Odogwu ọzara
Sheep - Atụrụ
Snail – Ejule
Snake – Agwọ́
Sparrow/wren - Nza
Spider - Udude
Squirrel - Ọsa
Swallow – Eneke ntị ọba
Termite – Akika
Tick - Akpị́
Tiger - Agụ-úkwú
Toad – Awọ̀
Tortoise - Mbe
Tsetse fly - Odudu
Turtle - Mbe mmiri
Viper - Ajụala
Vulture - Udele
Wall gecko - Agụ ụlọ or Ngwele uno*
Warthog - Ezi ọhịa
Wasp – Ebu
Woodpecker – Ọtụrụkpọkpọ

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Please add yours to expand the Igbo language.

**As received

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A Nigerian man has gotten emotional after a girl he sponsored through university suddenly stopped talking to him.

He said he only asked the girl to present her statement of result for the four years in school.

"The child I sponsored through university made me her enemy.

"I paid accommodation N65k for four years. 10k monthly allowance. What is my offence?" he lamented.

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