GIDADO OPEYEMI AKOBI OMO

01/04/2024

Welcome 🤗 to the new month of April 🎉😎🥰
My wonderful month of birth

09/12/2023

Indecision is still a decision because you’ve decided not to decide….

🤓💨

09/12/2023

My watchword ✅

09/12/2023

*BEING PREDICTABLE!!!*

▪They killed him at 7pm, at Onipanu Lagos, he was fu***ng predictable, they knew he would always remove all the magical charms on his body whenever he's praying Maghrib at 7pm in his house at Onipanu...
Prof Peller paid the price of being predictable.

▪Gen Muritala Muhammed, the dynamic Nigerian Head of State, was brutally butchered by Col. Buka S**a Dimka on his way to Friday Jumat Service at Obalende as he was passing on his usual way at Ikoyi near the Federal Secretariat. He was predicted by the military coup plotters. He paid the high price for being religiously predictable. May his soul continue to rest in peace

▪Early morning tea was his favourite, he loved tea like he loves his women, all they needed to do was... do the tea and give him to sip. Abiola paid the price of being predictable.

▪They knew my father will always stand up to ease himself without carrying his cup of beer along while he is in party with his friends drinking.
He came back to the drink, to drink poison diluted with his beer in the cup.
My father Mr Adesanya paid the price of being predictable in 2009.

▪Apple was his favourite, just like Asian virgins, the General saw flawless virgins and forgot military intelligence, he ate the Apple and collapsed. Abacha the man.

▪Alhaja Ajagbe Iyaloja Oworo market will always come out every 5am to perform ablutions instead of using her bathroom at times .
She was found lying lifeless on the floor killed by hired killers.
Another price of being predictable.

▪He is a protocol type of a man. He usually tear his mail himself to read instead of his Chief Security Officer
He tore a letter bomb one day thinking it was the kind of mail he receives day to day as usual.
Dele Giwa paid the price of being predictable.

Being predictable is very professional but it always lead to nasty regrets, apply military intelligence to your common sense to survive.

If you have been taking a route to your office, please change it sometimes!*
If you always arrive by 9, you're dead mate, change it! Do not let people know dat.... E go soon come, e go soon drive pass, na dis road e dey pass, na here e dey eat, na dis food e dey like, he must leave office or shop by 5pm.
He always lodge in this hotel when he comes to Abuja for meeting. na here e dey do faaji every Sunday. Hmmmmmm *O LEWU O!!!*

BE A BIT UNPREDICTABLE TO LIVE LONG

_I saw this and felt like sending it here for all of us as a reminder._@everyone

29/09/2023

How I managed to inherit ADAM's SIN and not SULAIMAN's WEALTH is what is bothering me right now
🙄🤦‍♂️🤔

03/09/2023

I just dey watch jagun jagun part 2 finish nii, everything that happened in part 1 na dream . Also Gbotija later gain admission to The Federal Polytechnic, Offa.

03/09/2023

*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*

Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities.

*First quote*
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– *Al Gore*

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– *Socrates*

Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.
– *Mike Tyson*

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
– *Bill Clinton*

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– *Michael Jordan*

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– *Barack Obama*

When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- *Steve Jobs*

And the best one is…

Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- *Brad Pitt*

*World Happy Husband Day !!* 💐

19/07/2023

Keep buying fried rice and chicken for girls while your boxers is looking like something that escaped bomb blast in Borno.🙄

16/07/2023

Please Patronize Me Oh 🥰🙏🥰❤️

14/07/2023

So educative

14/07/2023

10/07/2023

Just happened in Ibadan Samonda area, where the newly wedded bride boyfriend double cross the couple on there way to reception with his car and claim dt d bride is already pregnant for him from Lagos and she came to Ibadan to marry his frnd. The groom next move was cursing his wife removed his ring and throw it on the wife immediately, the bride fainted and rushed to the hospital.🙆‍♂️😂😢

10/07/2023

05/07/2023

You dey hear me sooooo 🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️💁‍♂️

05/07/2023

Eyin Omo KWASU Yi Sha 🤣🤣😂

04/07/2023

In some African communities, when a horse is sick to the point of death, it takes a woman who has known only one man in her lifetime to jump over it and the horse is healed... Do you think the horse can be healed in your area again??? 💁‍♂️😂😂🤔

01/07/2023

Eidul Kabeer at Offa central Eid praying 🤲 Ground on 28/6/2023

03/06/2023

Just Be Laughing With Me 🙈😘🥺😂😂

1) Please Don't Only Márry A Beautiful wife, Marry an Educated Wífe, so when You offénd Her, she'll tell you "It's Nót fáir oo", Instead Of Standing Náked and using Her Pánt to swéar for you 😭😂😂😂

2) Who else Noticed That when The Exam is really hârd, You'll Start Coúnting The Roófing Shéets they used to Build the Exam hall😭😂

3) Nkechi, your mate are Putting their ríngs On their hands, you're Putting yóurs in your Nóse, Please, are You éngaged to oxygen and Carbon dioxide 🙉😂😂

4) ME AS A LAWYER : Abeg, Judge, No dey Shoút For Me jare,😒😒
Instead Of you to Ask For The Pépper Soup , You're Búsy making Nóise!😋💥😳😭😂😂

5) Have You been so bróke that you started Guessing Récharge Card 😂😂😭

6) It's Only In Nigerian Films that You'll see Cassava Stems and Banana Trees in their Evíl Forest, Now the Question is : Shey Húnger too dey Wiré Evíl Spírits? 🙆😭😂😂

7) If you have been Búying her Aírtime, but She doesn't cáll you or maybe Reply lately...
Don't get upsét Dear 😔,even the one who bought the phóne for Her has been Blócked 😭😭😭😂😂

😎 A Sixteen year old girl called you Fóol and you're happily smíling, But When your Wife Híssed at you, You Sláp her,
Come fórward Sir, Don't Be Scáred, I can't Do ánything to you, Just Cóme forward....Lay Your hand In This Altár and Cry to God "Oh Gód Of Thúnder and Firé, Any Human Being that has Décided to use My Braín To Pláy Ixbét, Dieeee by fíre" 💥🙇😳😭😂😂😂😂

Cutie🥺, The ONLY ONLY reason You Dõn't See my Jokes At allll Is Just because I'm Not Your Facebook Friend ☝️🥺🥺😔

Try and Ask those who Have Ådded me as Their Friënd, they're Enjoying stories Upon Störies 🥺🥰🥰🥰

My Love, if You want to Be reading amazing amazing stories, Please Ådd Me as Your Facebook Friend by Clicking on the + BUTTON on my Profile 😧😔🥺,

And anytime you lòg in to Facebook, you'll Just be seeing My Stories🥰, I lõve You so so Much 😭🥺🙏

24/05/2023

Confirm IDAN Gan Gan 😎

24/05/2023

Your bu**um is too soft for us to be just friends 😫🥺

Dakun Shanu mi ọmọ yí 🤲🥹

13/05/2023

*NOT ALL MEDICINES ARE IN PHARMACIES!*

*1 - Exercise is medicine.*
*2 - Fasting is medicine.*
*3 - Natural food is medicine.*
*4 - Laughter is medicine.*
*5 - Vegetables and fruits are medicine.*
*6 - Sleep is medicine.*
*7 - Sunlight is medicine.*
*8 - Loving others is medicine*
*9 - Loving yourself is medicine.*
*10 - Gratitude is medicine.*
*11 - Letting go of offense is medicine.*
*12 - Meditation is medicine.*
*13 - Reading and studying the Word of God is medicine.*
*14 - Eating well, on time and without excess is medicine.*
*15 - Right thinking and right thinking with a good mindset is medicine.*
*16 - Trusting in God is medicine*
*17 - Good friends are medicine.*
*18 -. Forgiving yourself and forgiving others is medicine.*
*19 - Drinking plenty of water is medicine.*
*20 - A peaceful heart is medicine*

*Take enough of these medications and you will rarely need the ones from pharmacies.
*

02/05/2023

E Gbeyewo

My trad is on May 25 and wedding on May 27th. My Fiancé just canceled everything because I lied to him. I went to give my ex boyfriend my wedding Invitation. My intention wasn’t to sleep over. He started begging me that we have a lot to talk about. That I should allow us talk now that I’m still single. He begged me to sleep over and I did. One thing lead to another, we had s3x all through. I didn’t tell my fiancé and he has never questioned me about that. Not knowing that he hacked my phone and he’s waiting for the time he will be with me to talk about it. He asked me and I lied. Then he provided an evidence. There was no way out so I started apologizing. In my presence, he called both parents and asked them to cancel any wedding preparations. When they asked why, he told them I will explain better. He left me in his house and went to a hotel and he’s going back to Abuja from the hotel. He instructed his gate man to make sure I leave tomorrow and I should drop the house keys with him. I’ve called him over 800 times, he’s not picking. Please what can I do to remedy this. I don’t want to loose my man. We love each other so much. I need help please. My fragile heart can’t survive this 😭😭😭

17/04/2023

150 Years From Now

150 years from now, none of us reading this post today will be alive. 70 percent to 100 percent of everything we are fighting over right now will be totally forgotten. Underline the word, TOTALLY.

If we go back memory lane to 150 years before us, that will be 1872, none of those that carried the world on their heads then are alive today. Almost all of us reading this will find it difficult to picture anybody's face of that era.

Pause for a while and imagine how some of them betrayed their relatives and sold them as slaves for a piece of mirror. Some k*lled family members just for a piece of land or tubers of yam or cowries or for a pinch of salt. Where is the yam, cowries, mirror, or salt that they were using to brag? It may sound funny to us now, but that is how s*lly we humans are sometimes, especially when it comes to money, power or trying to be relevant.

I remember those days in my secondary school, how some people fought and did so many unimaginable things just to have their names shortlisted among those to be made school Prefects. Ordinary school Prefects o! But today nobody in that school right now remembers that I even schooled there despite my popularity then. Now, imagine what happens after 150 years!

Even when you claim the internet age will preserve your memory, take Michael Jackson as an example. Michael Jackson died in 2009, just 13 years ago. Imagine the influence Michael Jackson had all over the world when he was alive. How many young people of today remember him with awe, that is if they even know him? In 150 years to come, his name, when mentioned, will not ring any bell to a lot of people.

Let us take life easy, nobody will get out of this world alive. . . The land you are fighting and ready to kill for, somebody left that land, the person is dead, rotten, and forgotten. That will also be your fate. In 150 years to come, none of the vehicles or phones we are using today to brag will be relevant. Biko, take life easy!

Let love lead. Let’s be genuinely happy for each other. No malice, no backbiting. No jealousy. No comparison. Life is not a competition. At the end of the day, we will all transit to the other side. It is just a question of who gets there first, but surely we will all go there someday.

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14/04/2023

35 Words of Wisdom You Should Never Forget

The world is full of wisdom–it isn’t at all hard to find if you are looking for it. At its best, if this wisdom holds fundamental truths that can lead you to the happiness you want, and it leads you to the success you are looking for and the life you have always dreamed about.

Here are 35 of wisest truth, if you can make them part of your daily life and never forget them, you are well on your way to cultivating a life that you have always wanted.

1. You create your own opportunities. Success doesn’t just come and find you–you have to go out and get it.

2. Never break your promises. Keep every promise; it makes you credible.

3. You are never as stuck as you think you are. Success is not final, and failure isn’t fatal.

4. Happiness is a choice. For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of your own happiness.

5. Habits develop into character. Character is the result of our mental attitude and the way we spend our time.

6. Be happy with who you are. Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect but that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections.

7. Don’t seek happiness–create it. You don’t need life to go your way to be happy.

8. If you want to be happy, stop complaining. If you want happiness, stop complaining about how your life isn’t what you want and make it into what you do want.

9. Asking for help is a sign of strength. Don’t let your fear of being judged stop you from asking for help when you need it. Sometimes asking for help is the bravest move you can make. You don’t have to go it alone.

10. Replace every negative thought with a positive one. A positive mind is stronger than a negative thought.

11. Accept what is, let go of what was, have faith in what will be. Sometimes you have to let go to let new things come in.

12. A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to what it was. Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

13. If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn no one can stop you.

14. Be confident enough to encourage confidence in others. Show those around you that you have confidence in them.

15. Allow others to figure things out for themselves. The fixer ends up becoming the enabler. Let people figure it out for themselves; give them a chance to learn.

16. Confidence is essential for a successful life. Don’t compare yourself to others; compare yourself to the person you were yesterday and give yourself the confidence to be better tomorrow.

17. Admit your mistakes and don’t repeat them. If you can’t admit your mistakes, you are destined to repeat them.

18. Be kind to yourself and forgive yourself. You can’t know what you haven’t yet learned, you can’t become proficient without first being a beginner and you can’t be perfect. Welcome to the human race.

19. Failures are lessons in progress. Failure is always forgivable if you have the courage to learn its lessons and move forward in a new way.

20. Make amends with those who have wronged you. Apologizing doesn’t always mean that you’re wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.

21. Live your life on your terms. Define what your life is on your own terms and achieve it by your own rules. Build a life you’re proud to live.

22. When you don’t know, don’t speak as if you do. If you don’t know, simply don’t speak.

23. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Live by the Golden Rule. Always.

24. Think before you speak. Never say anything that doesn’t improve on silence.

25. Cultivate an attitude of gratitude. Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have.

26. Life isn’t as serious as our minds make it out to be. Life is too short to always be taken so seriously.

27. Take risks and be bold. At the end, we regret only the chances we didn’t take.

28. Remember that “no” is a complete sentence. Learn to say no without having to explain yourself.

29. Don’t feed yourself only on leftovers. When you say yes to others, make sure you are not saying no to yourself.

30. Build on your strengths. The struggle you are in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow.

31. Never doubt your instincts. Trust your hunches; they are usually based on facts filed away in your unconscious mind.

32. FEAR doesn’t have to stand for Forget Everything and Run. Sometimes it can be Future Expectations Appearing Real.

33. Your attitude will influence your experience. How you respond is at least as important as what happens to you.

34. View your life with gentle hindsight. Stop beating yourself up about things from your past. Instead of asking yourself, “What was I thinking?” ask yourself “What was I learning?”

35. This too shall pass. Just because today is terrible doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life. You just have to get there.

10/01/2023

Can you leave your Education because of your Studies and go to School 😂😂??

08/01/2023

BEWARE 𝗢𝗙 𝗨𝗡𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗬 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦

Life is full of unfriendly friends.
Some people didn't die when the arrow was in their chest, they died when they saw who threw the arrow.

Here are 12 Signs of Unfriendly friends;
1. Unfriendly friends plot against you at night and laugh with you in the morning. They smile a lot and act nice to you, but really, they are talking and gossiping behind your back.

2. They appear when they need you and disappear when you need them the most. They are very selfish and self-centered.

3. Your Success threatens them. They get upset when something good happens to you. They are highly covetous.

4. They blackmail you emotional. Takes advantage of you. Cause you pain, hurt you and deceive you.

5. They always try to compete with you and make you feel they are better than you.

6. Unfriendly friends always criticize you negatively. They constantly point out all the negative things about your Life. They don't see anything good about you.

7. They discredit you and doubt everything you say or do. They hold you in low esteem and spread lies about you. They lack faith in you and belittle your achievements.

8. They are not consistent. You cannot depend or rely on them. They are not trustworthy.

9. Unfriendly friends don't feel bad or remorse when they hurt you. They never apologize rather they are judgmental; always feeling they are right.

10. They rejoice when something bad happens to you. Your pain gives them Joy.

11. Unfriendly friends will never patronize you even if you sell the secrets to Long Life and Prosperity, all because of envy and jealousy.

12. They are happy when you share your secrets with them, because, they are going to use it against you, to blackmail, hurt or betray you without your notice.

Sometimes, your problem is not the Problem; your actual Problem is the person you tell your problem.

The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked who can know it?

Peter Oladele Fatomilola

22/12/2022

How old were you when you realized it's not mummy "oyoyo"
But mummy oh-you're home🤦🤣
Don't come and lie ooo
🙄🙄

21/12/2022

BREAKING!!!

SAUDI ARABIA ALLOCATES 95,000 HAJJ SLOTS TO NIGERIA