21/05/2020
1. MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football
DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night
MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorrow because today is finals
2. Toothpicks were missing in the house, then my Mother asked our maid, and she was like: it’s not me, even when I use I put them back
3. Some African Parents will be like ‘I will not place curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a proclamation or a declaration
4. Women already have 3-5 days of loosing blood every month. Can’t mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men.
5. Everyone has a right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10 wild animals
Student: 5lions 5tigers . . . . .
6. My school teacher taught me most of the lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. ,
7. Dating a church girl is the best….I cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame the devil
8. A rapists entered a bedroom, tied up a husband and wife…kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom….The husband said to the wife “Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u”. Wife replied: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is a gay, he need vaseline and i told him it’s in the bathroom, so be strong i love u too….!!! Husband fainted.
9. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Your last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread”
10. Some people don’t have the spirit of forgiveness at all, how can u sweep your room and use your Ex’ picture as parker…
11. No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u…
He can even greet ur dog ….. He would be like:
Hello bingo how are u😘
