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Grateful souls 🙏💛🤍🤎

12/07/2023

HOW TO MAKE COCONUT FRIED RICE
INGREDIENTS
* Rice
* Coconut milk
* Chicken
* Garlic
* Ginger
* Red bell (diced)
* Green bell pepper (diced)
* Carrots (diced)
* Green peas
* Green beans (diced)
* Spring onion (diced)
* Onion (chopped)
* Sweet maize
* Liver
* Salt
* Grounded pepper
* Seasoning cubes
* Curry powder
* Thyme
* Coconut/Vegetable oil
PREPARATIONS
* Wash and season the chicken, liver with some seasoning cubes, salt, curry powder, grounded pepper, thyme, blended ginger, garlic and onion. Cook for 10min, add some water and cook until it's tender. Fry and cut the liver into smaller sizes.
* Wash the rice until the water runs clear. Transfer the rice into a pot, add the meat stock and coconut milk. Adjust with salt and seasoning cubes and let it cook until it's done.
* In a pan, heat up some coconut oil or Vegetable oil, add the chopped onions, fry for about a min. Add the diced carrots and fry for 2mins. Add the bell peppers, green beans, green peas, sweet corn, cut liver. Add some salt and seasoning cubes, stir and fry for 3mins.
* Properly combine the rice together with the fried Vegetables. Garnish with some spring onion and serve
ENJOY

11/07/2023

Laugh jhoor 😂

1. A keke driver was carrying me in the keke and he started shouting that nobody can tell him what to do
I just told him turn left 👈
I hate 😡 rubbish 😕😕😒😒

2.Red lipstick 💄 is for white teeth 😬
Airtel does not have anything to do with Mtn 😒😒
😂😂😂😂

3. Me: am having this feeling that exams is going to be simple
Exam 📝 : is orange 🍊 a fruit or color???
Me: 🙄🙄😕😕

4. You guys should stop the habit of adding me to groups without my permission
Last time I nearly join cult 😒😒

5. Mosquitoes 🐝 this days ehhh..
I light 🏮 mosquito coil they smoke 🚭 it and sing watin you gain ohh😂😂😂😂

6. If someone tells you that money 💷 is one of the ingredients that makes a woman happy, delete their number twice✌ 😒😒😒😒😒

7. 1 minute passport 1 minute passport but dey will use ten minute to set ur head wat nonsense 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

8. *Advantage of dating me is that you will never be involved in car accidents because i don't have a car* 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

9. Its only in Nigeria that some guys boast with poverty. 😌😌😌😌
Some guys will be like " I've been wearing this belt for 7yrs and its still strong 😅😅😅😅😅

10. *If you are having a hard time finding a woman of your life,My brother just wear a ring nowadays single ladies loves married men* 😎😎😎😎😎😎

11. I've never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant woman, she will be like: *sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and small Stout* 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️😅😅😅😅

12.Africa is not moving forward because we still have some people who smëlls their armpit to decide if they will bath or not 😹 hope u are not the one am talking to 😏

13.The prøblem we have in Africa is after they've finished reading ur jokes and laugh, they hārdly like or comment nor even appreciate the person😁🤣
Lemme be going 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

HappinessHappiness

10/07/2023

HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN.

He woke up this morning and just as he was about to leave the bed, he heard a sound.

He waited a bit.

His wife was with him in the bed

but, she was backing him and clutching herself.

His heart was heavy ; he felt very sad.

He gently pulled up her face and it was filled with tears.

"What's wrong sweetheart? I have never seen you cry this way? " he asked.

"I don't want you to leave me. You are the only person that makes me happy.

Please won't go.

Don't leave me. " She cried.

He cuddled her and her head was on his chest.

He was supposed to travel to London for an important business.

But seeing his girlfriend in such pain and loneliness, he cancelled the trip.

She didn't believe it.

"No, don't do it for my sake

Am just being a lady... Please I don't want you to have issues with them. "

"It's fine. I explained to them. I will be leaving by next week.

And... I won't be traveling alone. "He said.

She was confused. She looked deeply into his eyes.

"Who else... is going with you? " She asked.

"You, my baby. I will take you along with me. After am done with business over there. I will take you around London on a tour.

You know I love you so much.

All I want is your happiness"

Her heart melted. She cuddled him tightly and began to lick her lips.
The end. 💚💚

06/07/2023

FACTS ABOUT CUCUMBERS YOU MUST KNOW

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe,

06/07/2023

HOW TO COOK STIR FRY SPAGHETTI
INGREDIENTS
* Spaghetti
* Shrimps
* Chicken (cut into smaller sizes)
* Red bell pepper (diced)
* Green bell pepper (diced)
* Carrots (diced)
* Green beans (diced)
* Onion (diced)
* Seasoning cubes
* Vegetable oil
* Salt
* Powdered ginger
* Powdered garlic
* Curry powder
* Fresh pepper (blended)
* Spring onion
* Grounded pepper
PREPARATIONS
* Season the shrimps with ginger, garlic and some seasoning cubes and keep aside.
* Season the chicken parts with garlic, ginger, grounded pepper, curry, seasoning cubes and a pinch of salt and keep aside for 20min to marinade.
* Fry the shrimps and chicken parts on medium heat until it's done and set aside.
* Before proceeding to fry the veggies, cook the spaghetti with some salt and oil so it doesn't stick until it's soft. Drain using a Sieve and set aside.
* In the same pan used in frying your chicken, add the onion and give it a quick fry, add the garlic, ginger, blended pepper and stir.
*Add the carrots, bell peppers, green beans and fry for 3min. Add some seasoning cubes and salt.
*Add the shrimps, chicken and stir.
* Finally add the spaghetti and give it a good stir until everything is properly mixed.
* Garnish with some spring onion and serve.
ENJOY

06/07/2023

Mr Chairman,
Accurate Time Keeper,
Impartial Panel of Judges,
My Able Friends,
Fellow Co Debator
All protocols duly observed.

My name is my name 🤣and I am here to propose the motion that states: "Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Life Na Turn By Turn" with the following reasons:

1. Dem first born you no mean say na you go first die.

2. If you first me touch ceiling because you tall, I go first you to pick stone for ground because i near ground pass you.

3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter University.

4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you dey go your house.

5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago.

6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC 2015.

7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same God dem go call.

8. Na Oga dey pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back.

9. Person wey dey healthy fit die before person wey dey sick.

10. You dey stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass.

11. You help me today, no mean say, i no fit help you tomorrow.

12. When you see me na when i see you.

13.you first me enter school,no mean say u go first me succeed

14. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over.

I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that "Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life. Life na just turn by turn"!🥳😜

Thank you and stay blessed!!

05/07/2023

How to make Ice - Cream at home
Ingredients
1. Egg White - 4
2.Peak Liquid Milk - 1 tin.
3. Icing sugar - 8 tablespoons
4. Gelatin 1/2 (teaspoon)
5. Vanilla flavour 1 teaspoon
Method:
1. Separate egg white carefully from the yolk .
2. Beat the egg white from foamy to stiff peaks.
3. Empty the milk in another bowl and and whisk.
4. Add sugar to milk and stir. Whisk till the sugar dissolves and it gets thick.
5. Dissolve your gelatin in hot water and add.
6. Add vanilla flavour or any of ur choice.
7. Whisk all till well blended, plate it and freeze.

Credit to owner.

04/07/2023

Milk, dry yeast, sugar, flour, butter and 1 egg. These are irresistible and super easy to make! Here's how 👉

INGREDIENTS:

250ml (1 cup) milk
7g dry yeast
1 egg
30g (2 tbsp) sugar
450g (3 ¼ cups) flour
1 tsp salt
50g (3 tbsp) butter
Granulated sugar for coating

METHOD:

In a bowl mix together almond milk with sugar, yeast, and egg. Add in flour and salt. Cover for 20 minutes.

Mix in butter and let it rise for 1 hour.

Roll out the dough and divide it into 12 pieces, roll the ends and seal them.

Cover for 15 minutes and fry in the hot oil until golden brown.

Cover with sugar.

Credit: owner

04/07/2023

We all need to hear this. 💜💜💜

Women: You don't have to do everything, you don't have to be a supermom, a super housewife, a super professional, a superwoman... Because when your body claims you, there will be few who will remember you tried to be all in one!

So get out of the house, travel, walk, workout, go to the park, go to a gym, eat what provokes you, fix yourself, sleep later, put on clothes you like, be yourself, take care of yourself, love yourself, say no sometimes and do it EXCLUSIVELY for YOU!!

Children grow up and leave, husbands don’t always stay, work can easily replace you, the house will get dirty again, but your emotional health is also important and you may not get a second chance.✌🏼❤️😀

04/07/2023

HOW TO GET LUMPY EGUSI SOUP

PROCEDURE

1. Pour your ground egusi into a bowl, add salt to taste, some onions(thinly sliced or pounded)

2. Add a little palm oil(optional)

3. Mix everything together nicely then add some water. Just little water to hold the mixture together. Please be careful here so you don't add excess water. Then mix to form a thick consistency. Like a very soft dough.

4. Add the egusi in bits or lumps into your boiling stock/ soup.

5. When you're done adding all, cover the soup to boil and for the lumps to harden. Do not stir at this point.

6. After some minutes, when the egusi has cooked enough, you can then sir. If the lumps are too much, use your spatula or wooden spoon to dissolve them until you get the consistency or size you want.

6. Then add your vegetables and finish you cooking.

04/07/2023

KITCHEN TIPS From Africa

1. Never store Onions and Potatoes together because both produce a gas that causes either of them to spoil quickly.

2. Put two or three orange leaves in your hot palm oil on the fire. Let the leaves turn black before removing it. By then your palm oil becomes pure groundnut oil also giving your food a nice taste.

3. To avoid feeling a peppering hotness on your hands after cutting pepper with bare hand scrub your hand with salt and red oil then wash it.

4. If you happen to over salt a pot of soup, just drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb the excess salt.

5. If your Soup or Stew goes sour while warming it, add little piece of Charcoal and remove after warming, the taste will come back.

6. Never put citrus fruits (oranges, lemon, lime, etc) or tomatoes in the fridge. The low temperature degrades the aroma and flavor of these fruits.

7. When storing empty airtight containers, throw in a pinch of salt to keep them from getting stinky.

8. If your salt is becoming lumpy, put a few grains of rice in with it to absorb excess moisture.

9. To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever was cooked in the oil previously, cook a 1/4" piece of ginger in the oil. It will remove any remaining flavors and odors.
Credit to owner. Hope you learnt something

03/07/2023

This is the type of building an Igbo man should build in Lagos and ugwu hausa as it stands now. so at any time agitation broke up, there will be no other choice than to drive your house back home to Igbo land. Sense will not kill me.

03/07/2023

A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pig that got you prēgnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.
Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is mīscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.

02/07/2023

*When I moved to Victoria Island*

Me: Neighbour, hwfa

Guy: Bro...you're our new tenant that moved in two weeks ago right?

Me: Oh you no dey speak pidgin?...Sorry, yeah bro I am. It's my friend that actually lives here but he's out of the country for some business, so he said I should help guide his home for a while.

Guy: Oh it's cool bro, it's cool. How you doin?

Me: I'm good man, please I've tried looking around for a barber but it seems there's no barber here.

Guy: Oh you mean barbing saloon?

Me: Yes please, saloon..sorry, barber..yeah, barbing saloon for male

Guy: Oh, let me give you my barber's contact. He usually comes every two weeks to trim my hair but you can call him.

Me; Oh thanks man, I really appreciate.

Guy: You're welcome my gee, go look cool for dem ladies...*we both laugh*

{2 hours after calling the barber}

Me: *sitting in front of my flat then sees a 2022 Mercedes Benz SL enter the compound*

Guy: *comes out of the Benz wearing suit*...Good evening

Me: Yeah, Good evening neighbour. Welcome

Guy: Oh, sorry I don't live here. Someone contacted me to come and cut his hair here

Me: *looks at Benz and look at the guy*... You be barber?

Guy: Yes sir, I'm supposed to barb a Stephen's hair here

Me: For this house?

Guy; Yes sir...*brings out ringlight, towel, microwave, mirror with Christmas light, portable A C, wrapper wey white like angel cloth*..he said he needed to barb his hair immediately

Me: I no sure say the guy dey house ooo. E be like say he comot

Guy: Hmmm... Alright. What about you sir, your hair looks bushy.

Me: ehh na Dada I be, we no dey barb hair for my church.

Guy: Your beards nko

Me: Shaving BIC dey upstairs, no worry

Guy: Okay sir...*let me wait in my car for him*

Me: It's already dark o, can't you go home and come back next time?

Guy: Hmph...*brings out phone*...Let me call and find out if he's on his way back.
*Calls Stephen*
{Ringtone, Soso by Omah Lay starts playing in my pocket}
Barber. Me.

01/07/2023

HOW TO MAKE ONION STEW

Equipment
-Cooking pot or frying pan
-Blender or grater
-Knife
-Spatula or wooden spoon

Ingredients
You will need the following ingredients to make this stew:

-3 big onions
-½ cut of vegetable oil
-Red bell pepper
-Dry fish, or meat
-Seasoning cubes and spices, e.g. curry, thyme, garlic, ginger, etc.
-Crayfish
-Salt to taste

Procedure for Making Onion Stew:

STEP 1: Peel and wash the onions, then grate or blend them. Set aside.

STEP 2: Wash the red bell pepper, grate or blend it, and set aside.

STEP 3: Wash the dried fish with warm water and salt, and set it aside.

STEP 4: Heat a pot or frying pan over medium heat. Add vegetable oil and a few sliced onions. Fry for 2–3 minutes.

STEP 5: Continuously stirring, pour in the blended pepper and the washed, warmed dry fish. Simmer for 7 minutes.

STEP 6: Add the blended onions and crayfish, and stir thoroughly. Simmer for an additional 5 minutes.

STEP 7: Season with salt, spice to taste, adjust the seasoning cubes, and add a little water. Stir well and cook for 3 minutes. Avoid overcooking.

STEP 8: Turn off the heat and serve the hot onion stew with your desired dish or swallow.

01/07/2023

Let plain fried egg and plantain rest🌚

When next you have these two combo and you are confused on what to cook try…

PLANTAIN FRITATA🤤

Ingredients;
Bell peppers of your choice..
Veg oil
Plantain
Sausages
Steamed Chicken fillets (optional)
Eggs
Seasoning cubes
Salt
Nutmeg
Scotch bonnet pepper
Tomatoe
Sweet Onions
....
Cut bell peppers in desired shapes (square and long) set aside.

Chop onions in tiny bits and set aside.

Chop scotch bonnet pepper and tomatoes in desired sizes and set aside.

Chop sausages or Steamed chicken fillets in desired shapes...set aside.

Unwrap seasoning cubes and set aside.

Unwrap curry, thyme and nutmeg...set aside.

Crack eggs, add a pinch of salt, a pinch of seasoning cubes and proceed to whisk it and set aside.

________...Get a clean pan, preheat some vegetable oil in it, cut plantain in rings and fry till it's golden brown. Set aside.
...Add chopped Onions and fry till it turns translucent, then introduce your scotch bonnet pepper, the square shaped chopped bell peppers and Tomatoes...stir and allow to simmer for 2mins on low heat.
...Add a pinch of curry, thyme, salt and nutmeg...stir and allow to simmer for 1min.
...Put off the cooker and allow the sauce to cool off for 5mins.
...Pour sauce into whisked eggs and stir till it's properly integrated.
...pour some vegetable oil into a pan and pour the egg sauce mix into the pan.
... Immediately add your fried Plantain as toppings then proceed to add the remaining long chopped bell peppers.
...Add sausages or Steamed Chicken fillets.
...cover and allow to cook for 7mins on extremely low heat.
.... slice in triangular shapes and serve with your choice of am English breakfast..(could be toast bread and baker beans, grilled sausages, ring shaped sliced tomatoes and tea or coffee)

01/07/2023

PARTY JOLLOF RICE
Ingredients:
🌹4 cups long grain rice
🌹1/2 cup veg oil
🌹2 big onions
🌹240g tomatoe paste
🌹4-5 red bell peppers (tatashe)
🌹4 big sized fresh tomatoes
🌹3 pieces scotch bonnet pepper (atarodo)
🌹Chicken or any preferred meat
🌹1 cup meat stock
🌹1 small size ginger
🌹2 garlic cloves
🌹50g margarine
🌹3-4 pieces bay leaves
🌹1 tbsp curry powder
🌹1 tbsp dried thyme
🌹8 cubes seasoning
🌹1 tablespoon salt
🌹fried plantains (optional)

PROCEDURE:

🌹 Wash and season your chicken, cook until tender,or grill to your taste extract the stock and set aside

🌹 Wash and blend together, the tomatoes, red bell peppers, scotch bonnet peppers, 1 onion,ginger and garlic

🌹 Dice or slice the remaining half onion and set aside

🌹 Wash the rice until the water is clear (I normally wash mine for about 5-6 times to avoid munchy jollof rice)

🌹 Place your Cooking pot on medium heat,add the vegetable oil,the diced onions, tomatoe paste and bay leaves

🌹 Fry them together for about 2 minutes until they become translucent (do not stop stirring to avoid burning)

🌹 Add the blended ingredients (tomatoes, scotch bonnet pepper ,garlic, ginger,onions and bell peppers) and stir well

🌹 Allow to cook for about 5 minutes, stir well and go ahead to add the meat stock and stir well

🌹 Add spices (curry powder, dried thyme,salt,seasoning cubes and margarine) cover and cook for 5 minutes

🌹 Open and stir very well,taste for salt and adjust if need be

🌹 Add the washed rice and stir well into the mixture

🌹 Cover the pot with a foil paper, reduce the heat and allow to cook for the first 20 minutes

🌹 At this juncture, the rice should be soft and tender, stir well to the bottom of the pot with a wooden turning stick or knife

🌹 Cover and increase the heat more for about 5 minutes and allow the rice to burn for the authentic jollof party taste

🌹 Turn off the heat and turn again to the bottom of the pot

🌹 Remove from the heat, Your Nige

29/06/2023

There’s an “unspoken illness” in the air that’s going around. It will be on the news soon I’m sure! Had me down since I laid down Wednesday night! I couldn’t move Friday and Saturday… Fever, chills, sweats, bodyaches! Takes your voice, congested, nasty cough… it ends with what appears to feel like a migraine.. NOTHING GETS RID OF THIS HEADACHE! Everything you eat and drink has an after taste! When your body finally says get up.. you may have diarrhea and vomiting… a few hours later, you start to feel like you again.

29/06/2023

😢 I was inside keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and thought 50 naira was in it.
The keke driver obviously had no change. The passenger said he doesn't also have that 500 is the least money he has.
He said it's either the keke driver finds change or he'll leave without paying.
From there, verbal fight started. He was insulting the keke driver like he was right. The keke driver was obviously pained by the whole thing.
The keke driver was trying to find change from his fellow riders and the guy crossed road and left.
That thing pained the keke driver. I saw the pain in his eyes.
We left. At a point I noticed the keke driver was wiping tears off his face.
Haa!
I asked him if he's fine and he said all he wanted from that guy was to at least talk to him in a calm voice that he doesn't have 50 naira and not to insult him.
He said he needed the 50 naira but he can still let go if he talks to him like a human being.
Like, this guy was crying. It was very heartbreaking.
I got home, paid him and also gave him the last 500 on me.
His countenance changed immediately. He was smiling with tears flowing down his eyes.
To you, it's JUST 50 naira. To the next person, it might be all they need to have dinner.
People need kindness.
Lots of people are struggling and a simple smile from you is all they need to know that no matter how hard life is to them, there's still love in this world.

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28/06/2023

Me: Madam this your yam big well well o. How much?

Seller: Na 6k.

Me: Make I give you 4k nau.

Seller: Bring am.

Me: Madam you no gree 2500?

Seller: Bring am.

Me: Money don even finish for my wallet. Make I give you 1200.

Seller: Bring am

Me to myself: Omo it's like this woman is in love with me o! From 6k, she has agreed to sell it for 1200.

Me: Madam make I no lie, I go still pay transport of 400 go house so na just 800 dey my hand.

Seller: Hmm. Bring am sha.

*I pay and leave*

Me: I don hit jackpot! For other places this yam go be 7k last price! I don chop this woman!
Make I rush go prepare porridge.

*I finally get home and start cutting the yam*

The result:🤦

21/06/2023

E get one boxers wey I been buy for Terminus market that year.

Wait make I gist Una.

Na me carry my two short short legs go market waka na so I go branch where dem dey sell boxers. God in heaven. Wetin concern woman with boxers?

Anyway, na one Blue and white check boxer wey I sight from far been draw me go there.

I pay money carry am with one other go house. Na when I reach house e clear me eyes sey I don buy materials wey supposed be for people wey dey for very serious relationship.

As I wash and wear the boxer, mehn and brethren, my waist begin swim swam and swommed inside.

Any day wey I wear that boxers I dey hear shege from my then roommate and neighbour hand.

Omo, the boxer na that type wey my gender go wear stand for kitchen door dey shout "Baby, Semo or rice" but look at me a single pringles swamming in what someone's son was supposed to wear to go collect fresh air at the cool of the day.

Anyway, I just wash the boxers this morning na im I begin laugh myself again. E come finally resemble pension property wey person carry comot for 7years serious relationship with a touch of "they have done small thing on my head".

Make I wash am, iron am keep. Who knows, next year valentine I fit wrap am give someone's son na to just add 2 new singlets inside. Make e no be like sey I go put hand for where my status no reach 🤸🤸🤸

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My Beetroot Puffpuff 😋

21/06/2023

My First Time In Lagos Nigeria 😥🤦🏻‍♂️

I visited a cousin at Lekki phase one, It was my first time every single thing amazed me.

He told me about the luxurious life in the modern city and I kept nodding who hasn't heard about the African paradise and its luxury?

I went to have my haircut, they said if you're in rome, you live like the romans, good look was one of the tickets. You can't be staying at Lekki and be looking like someone from the forest.

It wouldn't even be long before you're spotted out and tossed into a wagon load of lunat!cs and the rest of your pleadings would only be swan songs.

I stepped into this barbing saloon down sola omole Street and loved what I saw, it was a paradise of its own this wasn't like my town saloon where they would collect 250 naira after taking care of you.

I packed my butt in a swivel chair and a smart looking guy came and attended to me I just loved the way this young man was treating me his clipper wasn't even hurting he turned me to Chris brown.

I couldn't even believe I was the one in the mirror my image kept smiling at me, this boy surely knew how to take care of somebody after the whole treat I decided that I was going to tip him some money.

He was a good boy who knew what he was doing when he was finally done with all the treatment that followed the shave, I stood up and smiled at him I thrust my fingers into my pocket and forked out money.

I gave him one thousand naira note and asked him to keep the ‘change' my voice was so loud that others raised their brows please follow up my brand page I beg you Veektoh Art

I already assumed that such a salon charged 700 naira for adult haircut he could keep the balance I wanted to do big boy with the only money I'd come with my cousin's house wasn't far after all.

The boy who attended to me started laughing I smiled at him and patted his shoulder telling him it was nothing he looked at his colleagues and laughed they all laughed too was 300 naira that big? I pitied t

18/06/2023

SOME HELPFUL KITCHEN TIPS:
1. Put boiled eggs immediately in cold water, that way it's easier to peel.
2. Soak ginger and garlic in water for few minutes before peeling. It peels off faster.
3. Use the blunt side of your knife or a spoonto peel your ginger.
4. Store food stuffs like rice, beans and garri in food containers and bucket to avoid insects and rodents.
5. When making amala, semo and wheat meal fufu, add some drops of vegetable oil to the boiling water before adding the flour and stirring. That gives a smoother fufu swallow without lumps and fluffy and prevents some from sticking to the bottom of your cooking pot.
6.For accidents with hot pots or kitchen disasters with fire while cooking, apply your baking flour immediately and it will heal without a scar.
7. Drop peeled irish potatoes in your pot of salty soup and warm to remove the salty taste.
8. Put onions in a hot oven or microwave for 30 seconds before cutting to avoid teary eyes.
9. To prevent your unripe plantain from ripening, keep in a bowl of water for as long as you want them to remain unripe, take them out when you want to ripen.
10. Lick salt as soon as pepper from the tough meat accidently enters your eye while struggling to bite. Salt calms the pepper immediately.
11. Avoid overloading your refrigerator because cold air needs room to circulate
12. For salty boiled yam, add more clean water and drain before serving.
13. Adding butter or vegetable oil to boiling pot gives nice texture to your boiled rice.
14. For lingering onion and garlic smells that refuse to go away even after washing hands, rub your palms on a stainless steel like the kitchen sink and it clears off. This one works like magic 😁
15. To reuse cooking oil, fry some ginger in it first and the taste of whatever that was cooked disappears leaving you with good oil.
16. Add garlic and ginger paste to get a tastier stew. My secret 😋
17. Use half broken egg shells to remove cracked eggs in a bowl of fresh eggs.

18/06/2023

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅🗣❤️📚

1. Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
2. Stop begging.
3. Stop saying more than is necessary.
4. When people disrespect you, confront them immediately.
5. Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
6. Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate.
7. Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy.
8. Stop entertaining gossip about other people.
9. Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
10. Always look your best. Dress the way you should be addressed.
11. Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals.
12. Respect your time.
13. Don't stay in a relationship where you don't feel respected and valued. Walk away.
14. Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you.
15. Be scarce sometimes.
16. Be a giver more than a receiver.
17. Don't go where you are not invited. And when invited, don't overstay your welcome.
18. Treat people exactly the way they deserve.
19. Except they owe you money, two call attempts are enough. If they value you, they will call you back.
20. Be good at what you do. Be the best.

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