16/12/2024
Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's restaurant. When I got there, I met my younger sister serving food to a very beautiful woman 🥰😘. I couldn't resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer. My younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled and played along.
Me: "Hey young girl! give me food, I'm on a hurry, I didn't park my car well.
(My sister smiled and the lady gave me a charming look 💃)
My sister: (Serving me my food) Customer you can change cars 🚗. Look at the type of car you brought today 👉 (pointing at someone's Range Rover that was parked outside)
Me: Yeah, that one belongs to my mom. My dad travelled, so my mom took his Rolls Royce 🚘, so I decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am tired of driving my Mercedes Benz.
My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it 😂😂
I was left alone with the woman, so I introduced myself to her and we started chatting and I brain washed her.
When she was about to accept me, my mother entered from nowhere.... pooom!!! the next thing I heard was....................
"OMumesi(drunkered)🗣🗣 Who served you meat?"
"I always tell you that meat is for only customers. Anyway did you sell all the sugar cane???
😔😔😔😔my mother ashamed me.
I am still looking for where to collpase. I have disgraced my ancestors 😭😭
