04/12/2022
Your Pretty Face Deserves to Smileππ
And For this one, you'll so Laugh so Hard
1) Do guys know that after we es**rt them in the night, we run back home with our slippers in our hands ππππ
2) You stayed awake by 12AM just to wish someone's boyfriend Happy birthday, Cynthia, Accurate Time keeper, Weldon oo, assistant girlfriendπ
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3)Sister, are you still the cockroach in his cupboard, or he don spray you Go9β
on your body ππππππ
4) Most times, I do reason why br0ke girls hate br0ke guys, I thought they were to be soulmates ππππ
5) If your child has bad handwriting, congrats, you have given birth to a doctor, their writings ehnn, na only price you go seeπ
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6) After suffering for 26yrs, he came out, his girlfriend is asking him What did you bring for me?..girls ehnn πππ
7) No crΓ€ze you will ever imagine, that Naija no go give you, imagine a man for Lagos waking up, brush teeth, take bath, wear cloth, run outside, and remember e no get job, he ran inside to sleep back πππ
8) God of Mercy π, if the "Better Days" never see transport to come and meet me, just let me know, so I can enter keke wait for him for junction ππππ
9) Ladies listen!; Behind every successful man there's a woman, and the woman is his mother, not you oo ππ
10) Welcome to the Giant of Africa, where a Pharmacist who suppose to sell drugs will be selling biscuits, pure water, sniper, and to crown it all, Ogogoro ππππ
God bless you all and make your face shine ππ
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