Valid Spartan

10/06/2024

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22/05/2024

17/05/2024

03/04/2024

No be on Friday wey Jesus pay all our dept
Why palmpay de call me kwanu🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

31/03/2024

🙆🙆🤣😲🤣😅

23/03/2024

Accurate

23/03/2024

Ewe eeh

21/03/2024

Hi guys please invite friends to follow my page

21/03/2024

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21/03/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@followers

19/03/2024

Tinubu regime

19/03/2024

No be lie

18/03/2024

🌝😍😁LAUGH WITH MIGA😂❤😂

1. She got mad at you.
Allow her hit your chest.
Let her throw objects/things at you.
Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. *Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man...*
Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫

3. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Favour, Blessing, Joy, Happiness, Nkechi, Precious, Grace, and Glory 😂😂😂

4. Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like
Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend
😂😂🤣🤣🤣

5. *That awkward moment when you go to visit your friend in another class and you suddenly hear*
"All of you kneel down"
😂😂😂

6. Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂

7. *I just commented on my girlfriend's pic and she replied "Thanks bro"*
Somebody should hold me. I want to swallow my head.😫😫😫

8. Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂

9. I can't wait to learn Photoshop cos I want to put a particular girl in hell fire .
😂😂

10. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂

11. Women and Gossip
Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like:"LET'S REMEMBER SISTER FAVOUR IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

12. Ladies, stop smoking and drinking with guys.
They will get married to a good and homely girl then use you as testimony.
Think twice😒🙄

13. DON'T GO WITHOUT REACTING AND FOLLOWING MY PROFILE 🙄😂

Please appreciate by following up my profile🙏🤝👉 valid Spartan

12/03/2024

Has it enter.....yes
Is it painful......... yes
Should I remove it...... No
Ok u like it...,.. yes

Omo dis shoe Maker wan kill me with questions

10/03/2024

U say wetin 😁😂😂😂😂

05/03/2024

I swear

04/03/2024

Sunday 🎄🐓 jokes 😘✌️😂

1. Wat if I decided to wear school uniform on my wedding day😎

2. 👩babe I'm pregnant
👨when did you change your name?
👩I'm serious
👨you also changed your surname😑😑

3. Cheers to us who walk behind someone to avoid greeting them 🥂

4. English: South Africa
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Ibadan people : Sort of free car🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

5. This country is really frustrating😢
*
I always think of committing su***de , buh each time I stab myself, the broom just breaks😩

6. That moment when u throw your phone to the bed, and it bounces back to the floor.😫😫

7. Sneezing when your crush is around: 'tss tss'🤭
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Sneezing when you are alone: atsuuu! atswaaa! akiswaaa. 🤧

8. Is like hammer 🔨 should be added to kitchen utensils cus I don't understand some Maggi cubes again 🥺🥺

9. Class: (a+b)c =ac+bc
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Exam: if a ladder 400cm stand at obtuse angle and a man that weigh 80kg climbs. What is his birthday??😑🤧

10. I'm looking for a very beautiful girl to be my babe, don't worry , character is not the issue, I get cane😌💔

11. I remember my First day as Houseboy I was sacked bcos I use my Madam Díldo to turn Eba.
Please follow my page 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️💖
Valid Spartan

04/03/2024

Hmm

04/03/2024

Bravo
Dear sir

01/03/2024

Happy new month famz

01/03/2024

Congrats girl

28/02/2024

Haha

24/02/2024

Messi

24/02/2024

Messi,!!!!
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