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Specializes on Organic products, Agricultural products,Local food items such as cashew nuts, stockfish, vegetables (Dry and fresh),Palm Oil, Honey,sesame seed, Vegetable Oil, Dry Casava, Dry Ginger,Soya Beans, Agbono, Beans, Melon, Local Rice, Yam flour, Plantain Flour, Cocoyam Flour, Fabrics (Ankara, Lace, Ashoke ) , Senator Wears , Attachments, Weavons, Wigs, Cosmetics including locally made soaps, and many more.

18/03/2024

Which one is your favorite? Me nah number 3

08/03/2024

LOOK AT YOUR AGE MATES."THIS STATEMENT HAS PUSHED MANY PEOPLE TO EARLY GRAVES, HOSPITAL, UNWANTED MARRIAGES, PRISONS, UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP, PLEASE BE CAREFUL, LEARN TO RUN YOUR OWN RACE, JUST WALK ON YOUR PATH, ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. BELIEVE ME THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS ADJUST TO ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

01/03/2024

AS WE ENTER THE MONTH OF MARCH, WE SHALL MARCH FAWARD: EVERYTHING CONCERNING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL ADVANCE AND GOD WILL TAKE YOU All TO HIGHER LEVELS OF ABONDANCE PEACE, JOY AND SOUND MIND AND KEEP YOU ALL IN PERFECT GRACE PLUS WISDOM ALL THROUGH THIS MONTH AND BEYOND, IN JESUS NAME ... HAPPY NEW MONTH:👏 Everyone Storytime Viral Nma Gozie Nolly Mate Tv Sirbalo Comedy

29/02/2024

*As things be now:*

1. Try not to fall sick 🤢
2. No let anything happen to your Phone 🤳
3. Drink plenty water 💦 and eat Healthy 🥑🥝
4. No give woman Belle 🤰
5. Avoid wahala wey fit land you for police station 👮
6. Read number 4 again
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

✌️

Everyone
Storytime
Viral

27/02/2024

*Dating Is for those who know how to be faithful, loving, forgiving, understanding, tolerating, accommodating.....*
*Love is not just kiss 💋and, flexing*
*Love is careful❤️*
*Love is affection❤️*
*Love is respecting each other*
*Love is forgiving each other*
*Love is being there for each other*
*Love is praying for each other, believing in dreams and fighting side by side without abandon in no moments❤️*
*Love is also friendship💕💕*
*If you won't take dating serious then don't date ....Give urself time and think what you really want first before going into it Love involves a person’s heart and emotions*
*You don't play with someone's heart ♥️ 💔💔😓 💓

21/02/2024

*Be careful pls... every Nigerian's head is like this now, any little thing, it sparks fire. Pls, don't argue on anything with anybody, even if you have the facts, be quiet .. be wise*

Everyone
Storytime
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03/02/2024

Oyibo no be your mate🤣
Everyone

Nma Gozie
Storytime

03/02/2024

Oyibo no be your mate🤣🤣

02/02/2024

Weldon Odogwu. Walk and never stumble. May ur dayziz be elongete.

27/01/2024

A young, well qualified Officer left his job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world; you could get anything there.

The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Yes sir, I was a salesman in Nigeria."

The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well."

The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.

Finally 06:00pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked,

"How many sales did you make today?"

"Sir, I made ONE sale!" said the young salesman rather happily.

"Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.

By the way, how much was your sale worth?"

"$933,005.00", said the man.

"What? How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well," said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.

Then I sold him a good fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.

So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that 20-foot schooner with the twin engines.

Then he said his Volkswagen wouldn't be able to carry it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

I then asked him where he'll be staying and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him a six-sleeper camper tent.

Then he said I should throw in about $200 worth of groceries and two cases of juice."

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!"

"No, sir," answered the young man, "he came in to buy sanitary napkins for his wife and I convinced him that since he will be bored with his wife being in period - fishing is the best remedy for boredom."

Boss: "Where did you acquire this professional training?!"

Ariaria International Market, Aba, Abia State, Nigeria!*♻️
🤣👍🤣!
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22/01/2024

PROTECT YOUR WIFE...✍🏾

Men are protective in nature. When a man loves, he protects. Men protect what is valuable.

Protect your wife from other women, don't make other women feel comfortable to bad mouth your wife or disrespect her just because you allow it. Females will treat your wife based on how you treat her.

Protect your wife from your parents and siblings. When you hear them talking badly about the woman you chose and who bore you children tell them "Mom, dad I honour you but kindly show respect to the woman I am building a home with"

Protect your wife from your friends who mock her and speak so casually about her. Those friends might leave you in a few months but your wife is with you for life. If anything happens to you, she will be there for you. When they make fun of her, they are making fun of you, you two are one.

Protect your wife from physical abuse, yes you are masculine and have the ability to inflict physical pain, but don't abuse that physical power. If you are angry, walk away; if you two have a disagreement, find a mature way to talk about it; if you get caught doing wrong, own up to your mistake, don't silence your wife through violence to get away with it.

Protect your wife emotionally. Don't call her names and hurl insults at her to kill her self esteem and get her to do what you want her to do. Inspire to be better, don't intimidate her to be lesser; that is what it means to be a leader.

Protect her in the spiritual realm. Pray for her and the children. Go to war for your family. Mark your territory where angels operate and declare no weapon formed against your family shall prevail. Put your deep voice to purposeful use.

Protect your children from bullies. When your children come home crying because someone called them ugly, pathetic, good for nothing; push back and speak life and power to your children, tell them they are good looking, blessed, great and special. Don't be silent when your loved ones are under attack.

If anything happens to your marriage and family, it will be asked, "Where was the man of this home?"

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Cody The Car Guru

18/01/2024

1. The *STOMACH*
is injured when
you do not have
breakfast in the
morning.

2. The *KIDNEYS*
are injured when
you do not even
drink 10 glasses
of water in 24
hours.

3. *GALLBLADDR*
is injured when
you do not even
sleep until 11
o'clock and do not
wake up to the
sunrise.

4. The *SMALL*
*INTESTINE* is
injured when you
eat cold and stale
food.

5. The *LARGE*
*INTESTINES* are
injured when you
eat more fried
and spicy food.

6. The *LUNGS* are
injured when you
breathe in smoke
and stay in
polluted
environment of
ci******es.

7. The *LIVER* is
injured when you
eat heavy fried
food, junk, and
fast food.

8. The *HEART* is
injured when you
eat your meal with
more salt and
cholesterol.

9. The *PANCREAS*
is injured when
you eat sweet
things because
they are tasty and
freely available.

10. The *Eyes* are
injured when you
work in the light
of mobile phone
and computer
screen in the
dark.

11. The *Brain* is
injured when you
start thinking
negative
thoughts.

12. The *SOUL* gets
injured when you
don't have family
and friends to
care and share
with you in life
their love,
affection,
happiness,
sorrow and joy.

*All these body*
*parts are NOT*
*available in the*
*market*.

So take good
care and keep
your body parts
healthy.

Pls let your son/daughter know his/her genotype before he/she says yes to that handsome guy or to that beautiful lady whom he/she wishes to spend the rest of his/her life with...
Genotype & It's Appropriate Suitor:
AA + AA = Excellent
AA + AS = Good
AA + SS = Fair
AS + AS = Bad
AS + SS = Very Bad
SS + SS = Extremely Bad (In fact, don't try it)

💉BLOOD GROUP COMPATIBILITY 💉

What’s Your Type and how common is it?

O+ 1 in 3 37.4%
(Most common)

A+ 1 in 3 35.7%

B+ 1 in 12 8.5%

AB+ 1 in 29 3.4%

O- 1 in 15 6.6%

A- 1 in 16 6.3%

B- 1 in 67 1.5%

AB- 1 in 167 .6%
(Rarest)

Compatible Blood Types

O- can receive O-

O+ can receive O+, O-

A- can receive A-, O-

A+ can receive A+, A-, O+, O-

B- can receive B-, O-

B+ can receive B+, B-, O+, O-

AB- can receive AB-, B-, A-, O-

AB+ can receive AB+, AB-, B+, B-, A+, A-, O+, O-

This is an important msg which can save a life! A life could be saved....
: Your Blood group also speaks about you.
🅰️(+) : Good leadership.
🅰️(-) : Hardworking.
🅱️(+) : Can Sacrifice for others and very ambitious, tolerance.
🅱️(-) : Non flexible, Selfish & Sadistic.
🅾️(+) : Born to help.
🅾️(-) : Narrow minded.
🆎(+) : Very difficult to understand.
🆎(-) : Sharp & Intelligent.

What is ur blood group ?
Try....It....share the Fantastic information..
EFFECT OF WATER
💐 We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!

Did you ???

💦 Drinking Water at the
Right Time ⏰
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;

1⃣ 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
🕕⛅ helps to
activate internal
organs..

2⃣ 1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes 🕧
before a Meal -
helps digestion..

3⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath 🚿 - helps
lower your blood
pressure.

4⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - 🕙 avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.

'When someone
shares something of
value with you and
you benefit from it,
You have a moral
obligation to share it
with others too.'
So..., DO yours!..

18/01/2024

Stop telling people to work hard; connect them to people who helped you . This is 2024! Share connections not motivational speech

17/01/2024

Dear Senior Citizens, remember that:

1. Eggs are good for the brain.
2. Water is good for the kidneys.
3. Cabbage is good for the liver.
4. Cucumber is good for the skin.
5. Oranges are good for the colon.
6. Carrots are good for the eyes.
7. Ginger is good for the lungs.
8. Avocado is good for the heart.
9. Fresh tomatoes is good for the prostate.
10. Red bell pepper is good for the lungs.
11. Green beans is good for the bones.
12. Exercise is good for your overall health.
13. Repost, it is good for others.

Health is wealth.

09/01/2024

*As school resume today, my children and your children will not be brought back home dead in the Mighty Name of Jesus amen*🙏🙏🙏

07/01/2024

*12 THINGS EVERYBODY SHOULD DO IN 2024*

*1. In 2024 Pursue something*. Don't walk in the entire 365 days without having something particular in mind to achieve. Start a building project, buy a car, pay some school fees, or do something. Just do something!

*2. In 2024 Walk with people wiser or stronger than you*. In 2024, surround yourself with people who will inspire you, who will make you feel you can do better, who will challenge you on.

*3. In 2024, check your dressing or appearance*. Don't put on 'anything' just because it covers your nakedness. Your appearance tells a lot about you. Iron your dress neatly. Don't wear dresses in the name of fashion or trend . Wear more decent but fitting dresses. This is the slogan: simple but classy.

*4. In 2024, check how you talk*. Before you open your mouth, be minded of who you are talking to, where you are talking, when you are talking, and also know that your integrity is at stake. In every situation, choose silence over speech unless you don't have any option.

*5. In 2024 visit people's homes*. Visit the old to appreciate them also orphanage and children in need of special care. Don't let them feel unwanted or neglected in the scheme of things.

*6. In 2024, be more prayerful*. You can't live your life thinking things occur merely logically. There's a Supreme Being who makes things happen and pray to him.

*7. In 2024,* start thinking or planning towards doing more for humanity.

*8. In 2024 be Positive and Realistic*. Always think positively while being realistic. When you see tigers praying to God, don't join them. You can be positive that they won't 'chop' you since they are praying but be realistic too that after the prayers, they'll remain tigers, and God will feed them with flesh.

*9. Buy gifts for your loved ones*. In 2024, try and do something 'small' for parents . You have no idea what goes on in their minds. Let them feel you are not far off

*10. In 2024 invest more, save less, spend less*. Put your money into investment ventures. Buy Treasury bills, Sukuk, buy shares, buy fixed deposits, import some goods and sell, be an investor, etc. In fact, get more than one stream of income!

*11. In 2024, Take the Life Easy*. Many known names have gone, and life goes on. The point is, don't work your life out. You won't take your work with you when you die. You are not as important as you think, calm down. Take time off work, go and do medical check-up, visit your family, visit gardens or the beach, and appreciate nature, etc.

*12. After* reading, send this message to all your groups and contacts; it may be of help to someone.

*Do have a great 2024*

02/01/2024

If you ask me this is one of the best way to say. Especially for a particular project. As we enjoy, we need to save too. Buy your piggy bank. Let’s start from January, By December we break it. You can teach your kids to save too no matter how small. There's always a joy that comes with it. 😃😃

01/01/2024

Happy New year friends and family. May The new year bless us more.

22/12/2023

BREAKING NEWS :

As I write Now, in Owerri !!
There is pandemonium in front of St. Paul's Catholic Church around the popular market Ekeonuwa .
The Special police men that dresses like spidermen found Three(3) heads in a woman's travelling bag.
Kudos to them...
An old woman, about 51 year old, got on a Bus-imo
which she chattered with a big bag from Relief market
heading to Ekeonuwa but the Bus driver felt an
offensive smell coming from her bag. She claimed
she was going to St.Pauls to visit a Rev.Fr
whom she identified as Rev.Fr. Charles.
The unbearable smell made the bus man
suspicious who then decided to signal and beckon
on the policemen stationed at Mbaise Road junction.
They searched the woman's bag, held
the woman, and called patrol teams .
Many were frightened, not knowing what was
happening. One of the police men summoned
courage when he opened the 51-year-old woman's bag
and found Three "3" fresh heads. In examining them
carefully, the policeman found that they were two
prominent heads.
It was a head of a Mangala Dried fish, and two(2) of Stockfish heads .
Thank you very much for your time and attention.
You can now continue what you were doing.....she was actually taking it the Parish Priest as her Christmas gift.
God bless you.

Happy Christmas..

12/12/2023

Facts about partners that always say it's over in every little argument they have. They don't say what they mean and don't mean what they say.
Meanwhile, it's an expensive joke.

11/12/2023

*The beauty of a rainbow lies in the diversity of its colours. You alone can’t be the rainbow in your family. Your siblings have to be the other colours. So don’t frustrate their rise. Enable it if you can. Use your candle to light their candles.,*

10/12/2023

Amaka they will soon come back from abroad to wash your head. You are just a hang over oo osim he said he will marry me.

09/12/2023

Longer Longer dey kill you Osim craving

06/12/2023

I came across this picture
DEAD BIRDS INSIDE A NEST ☠️
They’re waiting for their mother to bring food for them Perhaps, their mother was killed. They waited for her return to no avail 😭 Do you know anytime you fight someone, you are also fighting their dependents?

Do you know if you kill someone, you indirectly kill or harm their dependents? Do you know that person you have never wished anything good for is the family's bread winner?

You never know what makes someone smiles. Don't be the reason why someone is in pain. Don’t kill someone else’s dream just because you don’t agree with their ideas. Words have power, they can bring either life or death. Instead of discouraging someone, support them with encouraging words.

Don’t be the reason people quit their dreams 🙏

30/11/2023

Sometimes, your problem isn't the problem. Your real problem is the person you told your problem.✍️

Read again ☝️

17/11/2023

*BUILD PEOPLE*

*1. Nothing makes life sweeter than making people happy*
*2. The people you help today become your soldiers in the battle of life tomorrow*
*3. To invest in properties is good but to invest in people is far far better.*
*4. Try to make money, but try also to make people great.*
*5. Your greatest trophies are the tears you wipe away from people's faces not the things you acquire.*
*6. Your greatest achievement should be raising achievers.*
*7. People will defend, stand by you & honour you when they realise you value them*
*8. Don't let an ingrate stop you from making others Great.*

*Continue to be kind! God bless us all. Enjoy your Day.*

16/11/2023

Ohh Chimooooo, finally IMO State don get light today. See as people dey shout up NEPA like watin I no know. Abeg make una no do this kind thing again. 🙄🙄

13/11/2023

If you're worried about zero achievement since January , think about someone who achieve everything and was buried yesterday. Oh Lord I'm very grateful 🙏🙏🙏

11/11/2023

So since today nah MTN dey flow for my Facebook.
MTN has cleared up my debt, MTN this, MTN that. Some went to look for their old line they abandoned because of debt🤔🤔, una come dey use AI pictures and giveaway dey do people the more you look, the less you see. Even some wey dey do give away follow borrow for MTN, make person come tell me nons**se again online, ka mgbo pia pu gi isi.

02/11/2023

*👉Stop wasting your time trying to convince yourself that someone who doesn't call, text or communicate with you, loves you.*
*👉When a person loves you, they'll always be moved to hear from you:*
*👎They'll always be moved to know your welfare.*
*👎They'll show you they care, they'll call you regularly, no matter how busy they are.*
*👉If they don't show care to you in the name of being busy, it means you're not important.*
*👉Stop killing yourself over people who don't even remember that you are alive.*
*👉Stop killing yourself over people who don't care how you feel.*
*👉When people don't care, it simply means you ain't valuable to them.*
*👉Nobody ignores what/who they love and cherish. As such;*
*👎Pack up yourself and start doing without them.*👌👌
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