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17/10/2023

STUPID PRINCIPAL PART 1
A principal🛂 caught two 👬students💑 having s3x👉👌 in the toilet🚪 and call📞 them to his office💺💻
Principal: 🗿I will start with👉 you boy👮
Boy:👮 I'm sorry 🙏it won't happen again🙇
Principal: 🗿where are your parents?👳👰
Boy: 👮they passed 🙊away when am still👧young😪
Principal:🗿 ok, get out and🙈 call the 👩girl in.....(he did as requested💪....here is the conversation)💭
Girl: 👩am sorry sir🙏
Principal: 🗿where are your parents?👳👰
Girl: 👩they are at home🏡
Principal: 🗿I want u 😨to call 📞them for me🙅
Girl:👩 sir please🙇 don't call for them👳👰
Principal:🗿 what would you do👉 for me💪
Girl:👩 anything sir😭😷
Principal:🗿 I want to f**k👉👌 u right now💏
Girl:🗿 not now am in pain😥😭
Principal:🗿 OK tomorrow🌃, lets meet at Intercontinental hotel🏨, understood?🚧
Girl:👩 yes sir!💃
🙏Don't stop🙆 reading,📖💬
God: 😁today I'm just missing🙇 my children👥
Satan:👹 Which children😠😬
God:😁 that one 👉who is reading📖
Satan:👹 hahaha😱 they will never🙅 like you😨
God: 😁They do, 💪I trust them all😘
Satan:👹 they don't love💔you😬
God:😁 are you sure?🙋
Satan:👹 yes they love me💋
God:😁 OK, lets me notice my love💘💓ones✌✌
Satan:👹 lets see👀 mine will scroll down💪without🙊 like👍 and comment📠
God:😁 mine will comment📝; "FORGIVE ME LORD" 🙏🙏I’M A SINNER!!!🙏

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16/10/2023

🍑MY FIRST S**X🍆🍑
GIRL: darling pls make love to me.
BOY: No dear. I won't pls.
GIRL: Am I not s*xy enough? See.I am half naked. Pls have s*x with me. Please!.
BOY: Yeah you are s*xy but pls put on your clothes I don't want do that right now. GIRL: (She removes her bra): darling pls I beg you. Just for once.
BOY: No. Put on your clothes. I am in the mood but I wont do it .GIRL: Why? Don't you love me?
BOY: yeah I love you so much. Pls I wont do until our wedding night. Put on your clothes. Let us wait till our wedding night. I love and respect your body. Then the girl puts on her clothes back without any $ex taking place
Don't stop reading i know if it was about God you will skip.
God: Today i'm happy to see my children.
Satan: which children
God: the one who is reading.
Satan: the one who is reading is mine too.
God: let's see where children belong.
Satan: ok fine mine will scroll down without doing anything.
God: mine will like and type, I LOVE YOU LORD



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16/10/2023

After being fired at work yesterday I called my girlfriend to share the bād news with her😔.

Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fīred she hanged up the call, so I thought maybe her phone had gone off or something.😔😔😔

I passed through to her crib when going home but Unfortunately she wasn't around, I called her again and she said "Sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean you and I it's over" 😒

I was cønfused 🤔 and I tried to ask her the reason but she hanged up on me again😔

I was so heartbrøken💔 plus the pain of løsing my job😭😭

So I decided to board a motorbike🛵 instead of a taxi🚕 because of traffic since I wanted to reach home In time so that I sleep over everything 😔😔

The motorbike guy dropped off in my street that was around 11pm and I started taking a walk to my house 🚶🚶

After 3-5 minutes I looked back and I saw the same motorbike guy running towards me 🏃 without his motorbike,

I changed direction🚶 and he also followed.
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This time I had no other option that to start running away because I was scāred 🏃🏃🤔

The more I increase my speed the more the guy increases his speed, 🏃🏃

I thought to myself while running "Lord what's happening to me today🤔😔😔 first it was my job, second it was my relationship💔 and now someøne is after my life " 😔😔

©️ Diala Emmanuel ✍️

When I was tīred I stopped and said to the motorbike guy while tears rolling down from my face "Please don't kìll me🙏" 😭😭

The guy said with an āngry face "You F00l just give me back my helmet 🪖 which is on your head" 😒🚶.
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Digital creator

16/10/2023

1)do u realize that when u are mādly in love, even insūlt sounds like birthday wishes 😂😂😂😂😂

2)I may not be able to date all the beautiful girls in this group, but I will view their profile picture zoom it and touch their breāsts 😋😋😋😋😋 bēat me if u can 🙄🙄this was the saying of a mād man 😁😁😁😁😁😁

3)I gave my dog w£ed today to make him to be sharp and brave, can you imagine I have been running since morning 🙆🙆😢😢🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

4)my neighbor just found 1k in his old trousers,I hope my trouser is seeing wat other trousers are doing 😁😁😁😁

5) I'm in my neighbors house and they are about to eat,am seeing 4 plates and we are 5,I wonder who is not hungry 🤔🤔🤔🤔

6)dear future kids u will either drink pap or cowbell milk brēãst is for daddy don't come and inconvenience me 😏😏😏😏

7) after loosing a fīght u get home and start imagining all the kunfu skills u could have done to b£at the person, mūmū 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8) for those of u who read my jokes after laughing u did not like nor comments.
Pronounce these words very fast
🔵Eye
🟤Yam
🔴Stew
🟣Peed
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Digital creator

05/07/2023

FOLLOW ME AND I FOLLOW U
NO CHEATING

04/07/2023

You visit your new boyfriend for the first day and see him drinking Garri, what will you do as a lady🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃

03/07/2023

I won be president of Nigeria
make una vote me make I
start company here I will build plenty mortuary here in Nigeria so DAT u will not suffer for fuel