Emenike Comedies

20/06/2023

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12/04/2023

😭😭😭 NA ME LOSE

12/04/2023

They rig us😥

12/04/2023

Comedy is healing

30/09/2022

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30/09/2022

Búrial of Mathematics😂😂😂

Chemistry and his brother physics with deep sórrow announced🎤the déath of their father😢Mr mathematics who díed in a serious calculation🙆on blackboard road😭of chalk avenue🏃

Agriculture has promised😞to provide land for the búrial😒while fine art will make and decorate💘the cóffin respectively🙆🙆

Entrepreneurship and his wife commerce have pledge to provide food♨and transport for the moúrners

Religious🙏study will pray for the soul of the departed👐

History and her Geography will narrate📝the life story of the late Mr mathematics💀for the móurners😢😭

English will be the master of céremony😊and Biology💗will tell the móurners the dísease❌that kîlled the láte Mr mathematics😨

😱i must súe his déad body🙆for the money he bórrowed from me😳. "Says Account 😋😂😂

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24/09/2022

I prophesy, any man or woman distracting your destiny helper from seeing you, let them burn by fire 🔥 in JESUS might name...... Amen!!!

The Lord will help you today, tomorrow and in the days to come.

You will have victory on all sides of your endeavor.

Have a weekend filled with God's Glory 💕

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15/09/2022

Happy children's day to all the girl's that still ask boys for money😋😋😋

15/09/2022

Job will come!
Tears will stop!
Doors will open!
God is doing it for you today. 🙏

15/09/2022

U got a job in Uk and ur baby tell you that if you go is over between us what will you do🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/09/2022

Lagos traffic will make someone in Mercedes-Benz envy someone on bike 🤣🤣🤣🤣

06/09/2022

NKECHI THE RUSH RUSH+🧑🏾‍🦱🥕

"Na dem dey RUSH us" "Na dem dey RUSH us"

That was how Emeka👦🏿 RUSHED Nkechi👧🏿...!
After two weeks, Nkechi👧🏿 was RUSHING to the backyard to go and vomit..🤮

Her parents👨🏿‍🦳👩🏿‍🦳 now RUSHED her to the hospital🏥.. The doctor👨🏿‍⚕️ now RUSHED her to the Laboratory to conduct a test🩻🧪🩺🌡️!

Few minutes later the doctor👨🏿‍⚕️ RUSHED out and confirmed her pregnant 👨🏿‍🦳👩🏿‍🦳

(Nkechi father👨🏿‍🦳 RUSHED her and gave her a slap👋🏿😱!....

Her mother👩🏿‍🦳 rushed and saved her....
As soon as they got home🏘️, Nkechi👧🏿 RUSHED to Emeka's👦🏿 house🏨

But Emeka🏃🏿‍♂️ already RUSHED out of the window🪟 and in a RUSH, he vanished to the village ⛰️🏕️🛖

That's how Nkechi🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️ RUSHED out of school🏫

.....what a RUSHING story

30/08/2022

Me: Hello baby, how are you doing?
Her: fine
Me: where are you now?
Her: I am at home, about to sleep already 😴
Me: I am in the club standing behind you.

Answer as a Lady

28/08/2022

This one that I dream where I dey buy baby clothes and I wake up my girlfriend they call me 40 missed call I hope I'm safe

28/08/2022

U borrowed ₦200 from me to play bet 9ja and u luckily win ₦75 million, how much will u pay me back😏🚶🏽‍♂️

28/08/2022

Me As A Pilot
Dear Passengers We Suppose Don Land Since But I No Know Where To Press Again oo. I Just Start Work Today 😒😒

28/08/2022

28/08/2022

It takes two things to prepare pap(Akamu)

1:HOT WATER

2:GRACE🥴🥴🥴🥴

10/08/2022

Story Story😂😂😂😂😂
A man was dating 3 ladies and wanted
to decide who to marry. He then gave them a
test.
He gave each #100,000 and observed what each
did with the
money.
The first one did a total make-over which
included a fancy hair style, make up and
several new outfits. She then dressed up for
the man and said, "I have done this to make
myself more
attractive to you bcoz I love u so much."
The man was impressed.

The second woman went gift shopping for the
man. She bought
him a new smartphone, a watch and very flashy
clothes. As she
presented these gifts to him she said,
"I've spent all the money on you because I love
u so much."
The man ws again impressed.

The third one invested the money in the stock
market. She
earned #400,000 and gave him back his #100,000.
She then
deposited the remainder in a joint account. She
told him that she
wanted to secure their future bcoz she loved
him so much.
Obviously, the man was very impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what
each woman had done with the money.

In the end, he married Precious his neighbor who has the biggest buttocks and brèàst 🏃🏃.

Oh! You thought he would marry the last woman abi??😂😂.

The way he shock you, na so he shock me too 🤣🤣🤣

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01/08/2022

Love just one person
And stop breaking the heart of people
The more you break their hearts and the more you will now have the chance of not finding the right person.
Stay together and grow together, that is how to become stronger.

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30/07/2022

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Till me!
Me: Next to my house.

30/07/2022

27/07/2022

A fat man saw an advertisement that said, “Lose 5kg in a week.🤨”
He made a phone call ☺and said, “I would like to join😌!” The lady who responded welcomed the idea and asked him to be ready 6am the following day😎.
The following morning, he got to the gym😆 and was taken to a room😋. He opened the door and found a beautiful woman there dressed in only a shirt and underpants☺.
She said, “If you can catch me☺, you can sleep with me😋!” The lady started running🏃‍♂️, while the man started to run after her🏃‍♂️. But he could not catch her😏. During the whole week😅, he tried hard to catch her but could not. He, however, lost 5kg in the process😁!
He then asked for the 10kg programme😅. The next time, he opened the door and found another woman dressed in a bikini 😦who said, “If you catch me, you can sleep with me.😁”
He lost 10kg that week😆 although he did not catch the woman😅. So, he thought this was an awesome programme and then requested the 25kg weight loss programme.😎
The lady said, “Are you sure😐? It’s really tough😶!”
“Why not🤨?”, he asked. The following day at 6am, he opened the door expecting to see a totally naked girl😌🍑. But he found a mad man instead😶.
The mad man said, “If I catch you😌, I will sleep with you😅!”
That week, the man lost 40kg.😅😆

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27/07/2022

May you all have a wonderful day today, and may God answer all your financial prayers today.

Amen🙏

27/07/2022

SHe took my phone to use calculator. Then after 3minutes she asked "who is Ada?" I told her it's the square root of 14🚶😂