10/02/2024
1) What's tr0ublé? Tr0ublé is when y0u're sh0wing y0ur wife something on y0ur phone and a message enters, "I cán't áb0rt this pr£gnañcy"
2) Pls, if y0u're a bañker and y0u l0ve y0ur lif£, av0id w£aring néck tie to work this peri0d
3) Imagine, I went to withdraw in POS this evening. They removed #700 naira charge and I used the remaining #300 naira to board bike back home
Welcome to the n£w Nig£ria
4) Pls, r£spéct every sm0k£r because it's not easy for a mán or w0man to make d£cisi0n to d!£ y0úñg
5) Amaka, y0u're tying t0wel on y0ur çh£st and y0u're rúshiñg to s£parate a f!ght. What exactly's y0ur missi0n?
6) I think márri£d meñ sh0uld start wearing uniform, because this ring of a thing is no m0re w0rking
7) I just f00led one taxi driver. I paid him and ran awáy with0ut entering his taxi.
He must be çrying right now, searchiñg for me
😎 Teaching y0ur babe how to drive a cár c0uld be frústr@tiñg
Ebere, y0u're driving us into a tráilér and y0u're asking me why my v0ice was high
9) This evening, my neighbour entered his room with a gal, I went and sat beside his window and played Nathaniel Bassey's song: "Is y0ur name in the book of lifé?"
The gal left 4minutes later
10) Omo, this will be the sweetest val for the guys
Babe: Send me money
Guy: No network
Babe: Give me money
Guy: No cash
Babe: Ok, take me out
Guy: No fuel
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, February 2024