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02/02/2023

```Success doesn't happen like a magic.

It really depends on your sweat glands.```

©XMART

10/12/2022

I borrowed someone
Now I want my money back she's reminding me she carried me for 9 months 😒

28/11/2022

This day 2024, Nigeria will loose a Cup, don’t panic it can be hiccup. All cup na cup

14/11/2022

When the banana is too sweet, the two oranges will be clapping for you
Especially when you pass through the back door?

11/11/2022

Driver mistakenly call madam 'Darling' in front of Oga, as we dey settle the matter, maid tell Oga 'baby calm down'
😳😂

07/11/2022

Rat🐭 don chop my last 1k
😥💔😭

07/11/2022

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We as boys we don't need it anymore👐🏽😒.!!

05/11/2022

I told you, buy Rice and Beans not Beans and Rice
Me planning my break up line before December 😒

03/11/2022

I was laughing with my crush until my nose surprised me with a balloon
😔😥

02/11/2022

Do not look at the size just put it..... It will enter slowly, or you use Vaseline, some shoes are like that 🙄😒
🚶🏽

01/11/2022

This November is that month of Breakthrough I've been expecting 🤲
Claim with faith ❤️

31/10/2022

The only person who knows all my secrets is already taking the 4th beer 😥

31/10/2022

*Only legends can relate*
Dad: Go and use my yesterday's change to buy bread 🍞
Me: 😳

29/10/2022

*We all have this experience at least once*

Just Escorting A friend of my mum, then a man busy staring at us asked out if curiosity "Is he your Son?

She answered 'Yes'

The man: I know, cos, this resemblance is too much

Me:

28/10/2022

If your name is 'Precious' and you're still single, kindly DM me
I don't want to change this tattoo 😥

27/10/2022

You're in a Bus 🚌 and you see your Wife with another man.
The Taxi driver then says "those Two should just get married
🥹

27/10/2022

SON👦: dad I'm tired of grandpa's sickness 🛌 is better he dies
DAD👨: it's your own father that will die not mine.😂

25/10/2022

*A girls post*
I hate chatting handsome boys first, they snub a lot 😔
Ugly me: So some boys do snub girls 😳⁉️

24/10/2022

Everything now don loose quality
Even light no dey shock again like before 😫
Try it and see 🤷

24/10/2022

*When my Dad's money got missing*

Dad: I'm listening...‼️

Me: I see the money, the money sees me... Love at first sight 😥

20/10/2022

To us who collects girls number and end up not calling them
CHEERS to us 😂🥂

17/10/2022

U suck mine, i suck Ur's
U lick mine, i lick Ur's
That is hw we use to share sweet and juice in primary school 🥺

16/10/2022

Imagine calling off ASUU strike when I'm already a Policeman 😒

14/10/2022

I want to have 3 children😐🥰
1 boy and 2 problems 😒

12/10/2022

"Sabi girl wey no too like talk"

Na lie o, she never Brush teeth 😒

10/10/2022

If a girl is using dissapearing messages, trust me she's for the Streets ✌🏻

10/10/2022

I will never forget the time, I was at a party. We were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home 😒

07/10/2022

No matter how hard life is,

Never react on your own posts 😒

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