07/01/2023
1) Pls why I don't post joke's anymore is that after wasting all this time I keep on seeing 100 reactions instead of 1k for person wey get up to 10k followers why nah, abeg react on this post πππ
2. Daughter: Daddy, I want to go and collect my notebook from my classmate.
Father: My friend, Go and sit down! That's what your mother used ππππ
ππ€£to tell her father when she wanted to visit me.π
3. You are forming a big boy, but when they ask you to go and cover the pot of soup, four slices of meat will miss.π
4) I kept two cubes of sugar on the table.
One smart Ant cameβ¦saw it,was all over the sugar licking it and was so excited. And left!
I know it has gone to tell other Ants about the sugar.
So Iβm going to hide the sugar and clean that place, so that when they all comeβ¦
*Theyβll beat him up and think heβs a liar!*
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5. P0verty is when u use 1 bottle of pepsi to eat 5 superbite..... Ehn, talk say u never do am.ππ
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6. A Wife took her very ill husband to see d doctor. After d medical routine check-up.... the Doctor confidentially told wife... Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in good mood, don't fight over s*x or deny him s*x,... . Cook tasty dinner and don't discuss your problems wit him. Stop watching TV shows & facebook. Don't demand for money or new jewels. If u can do this for one year, your husband will be ok. On the way home.,
Husband asks wife: What did the doctor say..?
Wife: He says your survival is not possible!
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7. For all those gals that change position during s*x without been told may God bless u all financially..you will have a good husband ππ
8. What is your hidden talent?
Mine the ability to open ππ€π© pot without any noise π
Asin uno go hear peem!!π
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