11/02/2020
MANAGE THIS!!!!!
Teacher: simply define confusion
Me: confusion is when u go kitchen to steal meat from d pot, and u forget whether d spoon was on d top or inside d pot
Nobody knows short cuts more than a driver who doesn't have a drivers license
My girlfriend travelled to London with my earpiece and charger. Is it not okay for me to tell someone I have properties in London???
: are u eating???
Me: no am dancing
Even if Glo have church, on Sunday there won't be service
Wickedness is when u send ur student spoon and he brought phone
Surprise is when u ask ur student that 'what is a school?'
Students: A school is a place where parents pay and students plays
I don't just know how things will be in Nigeria, if we receive salaries according to our age. Someone of 22yrs will be 310yrs
Dear guys!! Treat ur girlfriend like , don't let anyone touch or use it, only u and u alone. Keep it clean and safe (girls should turn on d volume???)
Also, don't forget to change it every three months
Am I ryt ladies????
I sent a love text message to a girl, she edits it and send it to another guy. Who am I????