27/11/2022
SMILE JHOOR😂😂😂😂
1) Me as a Tailor : Madam, nóthing do the cloth, it's just that you nó get nyánsh🙆😂😏😂
2) Me as a Lawyer: "My Lórd, I know that Emeka is gúilty for the Góat he stóle, but you need to táste the Góat Pépper sóup that Mama Emeka cóoked" 😋😂😂🙆🙆
3) Me as a Sailor: I hope you all sabi swim, because my bóyfriend just serve me bréakup🙆🙆😂
4) Me as a Pílot: Hope, they taught Una;: HIGH JÚMP for schóol, so in case the pláne crásh, because this is my first time ooo🙆🙆😂
5) Me as A Chef/Food Seller: "Emeka!!, quickly Vómit the Food you're just éating now!!;..I ádded Sníper, thinking it's Groúndnut oil!!" 😭😭😭💔
6) Me as a Súrgeon: "Waitoo!!, Oga!!, is like I have cút óff Your Oésophagus; Bréathe First, Make I cónfirm am oo" 🙆😂😭
7) Me as a Doctór: Madam, I místakenly forgét my scíssors in your stomach, so, please don't twéck or dance for your húsband so that the scíssors will not shíft 🙆😂😂
8) Me as a Seller : Woo, Oga, I no gét nylon oo, is like you'll carry the Garrí and sugar in your hánds, I will míx it together😭😂😂
9) Me as a Méchanic: Oga, I fórgot to put bráke in your car, So as you about to reach your déstination, Quickly júmp out of your car😂😂🙆
10) Me As A Parent;
TEACHER: Mádam, Your Són Was Cáught Fíghting In the School!
ME: Léave Him, Let Him Fíght, Maybe That's His Déstiny To Become Fúture Anthony Joshua😭😭😂😂😂
11) Me as a Bánk Manager: Dear Cústomer, , OOO has been déducted from your áccount to move Nigeria forward.. Even though it was that was in your bánk áccount, no wórry, when you put móney there, we'll take the Bálance😂😂😂😂😂💔
Cutie😢, If Nó One Cáres to Make You Smile, Just know That I do A Lot, Why not Just Ádd Me up as Your Fríend🥺😥
You wanna Be My Best Friend?🙈😥😢
Cutie, Can I just get a Fríend request from you, Please I'm bégging, just a Fríend réquest🙏 🥺😭
My Lóve, Please😥🙏Open My profíle and ádd🙏👉drecky blizzy