Johan Bae

11/10/2024

1. Don't be a boring daughter 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻 Sometimes walk up to your father and twerk for him😋 😂🤣😂🤣
2. I hv never see a guy as loyal as a guy chasing ur elder sis De Idïot will b calling ur younger bro senior man 😂😂😂
3. Village ppl are very wīckēd , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.😂😂
4. Primary school sweet dīe, No stress*
*Teacher: 5÷2*
*Students: it cannot go*
🤣🤣🤣😂
5. Welcome to Nigeria where ladies insūlt yahøo Boys online and sleep with them offline....😂😂😂
6. Mama Emma : since morning I haven't received an alert for the money you deposited, are you sure you filled the teller correctly?
Emmanuel: I didn't know how to fill it, so I copied the details from another customer👨.
🙆🏾🤦🏾‍♀
7. She is always wearing the same clothes when we're going out and then she ask me "how do I look "lol 😂 come bae you look like lastweek. 😂 😂 😂
8. those girls that always scratch there buttockx in a public my brother if u see such a creature, u better run for ur dear life 😁
9. plz if you know u are Short, Don't celebrate your Birthday, You are not growing up
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
10. What's the difference between strēss, tension and panīc?
Strēss is when wife is prēgnant;
Tensīon is when girlfriend is prēgnant;
Panīc is when both are
prēgnant!😀😀

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27/09/2024

SHORT FUNNY STORY

A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home;
he wanted his wife to see what he goes through and so he prayed;

“Dear Lord, I go to work all day and put in eight hours while my wife stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through,
so please switch her body to mine for a day, as I take hers.

So God in His own infinite wisdom granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He cooked breakfast, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them, packed their lunch, took them to school, came back home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, went grocery shopping, got home and put away the groceries, cleaned the cat's little box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00pm.

He quickly went to make the bed, do the laundry, swept and mop the floor, ran to school to pick up the kids, got into an argument with one of them, set out milk and cookies and got the kids organised to do their home work. He then set the ironing board and watched tv while he did the ironing.

At 4.30pm, he began peeling potatoes and washed the vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chop and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, put them to bed.

Now He's exhausted, and though his daily choice wasn't over, he went to bed and was expected to make LOVE, which he managed to get through without complaints.

Early in the morning, he woke up and quickly knelt down by the bed and said: “LORD, I do not know what I was thinking, I was wrong to envy my wife being able to stay home all day. Please let's trade again.

GOD answered: “Man I'd love to answer your prayers, but the time you made love last night, you got pregnant, so you have to wait for nine months to change.I love you all💖💖💖💖💋

Kindly follow up
Where are you reading from?

26/09/2024

Laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
james : police, am here to give some report !
police : ok what are the report ?
james : two boys are fightiñg !
police : where is the evidence ?
james : this are their shoes !
police : ok i will work on that right now.
james : sir another case o !
police : go on...
james : i heard that he is a son of dévil
police : who ??
james : the person reading this post !
police : what is the evidence ??
james : he will never like and type i love u God !
Police: just let me confirm maybe he is a son of real devil.
I Love You God.

19/06/2024

* One day a rich man bought a large house... His daughter asked him a question. *

* 👧: Dad why did you buy this big house? *
* 👳‍♂: The money belongs to me and I do what I want with it 😎

* A few days later, the man bought a doll for his little daughter. *

* On the 1st day the little girl breaks an arm of the toy. His father asks her *
* 👳‍♂: Why did you do this? *
* 👧: The toy belongs to me and I do what I want with it😊 *

* The 2nd day she breaks another arm. His worried father asks him *
* 👳‍♂: Why did you do this? *
* 👧: The doll belongs to me and I do what I want with it😊 *

* On the 3rd day, she breaks another arm of the doll, her angry father intervened *
* 👳‍♂: Why did you do this? *
* 👧: The doll belongs to me and I do what I want😊 *

* And on the fourth day, she breaks yet another arm😑 ... *

On the fifth day, she did the same....

*I know You are asking yourself how many arms did the doll have🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️?

*Well! the story is mine and I do what I want with it 🤗 *

I know you're angry now... Well, the anger is yours, feel free to do whatever u want with it 😂

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19/06/2024

19/06/2024

My husband caught me in bed with my boss.

I was a working class lady when I met my husband. We got married a year after knowing each other and I relocated to His state of settlement. I was a stay at home wife because my husband refused that I work and yu became unhappy. As a chartered accountant, I should be earning money to assist the home but due to my husband earns enough, he decided that I stay home .

It was during his colleague's birthday that I got a Job offer after I was done with an introduction. It was a mouth watering offer that I couldn't say no to and even his friends advised that I take up the offer.

My husband agreed to it since we won't work in the same company. The rules my husband gave to my new boss was adhered to.

", I must be at home before 5pm except during emergences".

That was how I stared my job with my new boss who happened to be the son of the owner of the company.

I know I am a beautiful lady with the right assets positioned at the right places and I got tired of getting compliments from my boss . He is still a young and handsome man, my type of man if I were to be single but I warned him to stop flirting with me cos I was married .

For months it Continued Which I overlooked and with time he got tired and I thought it was over but I was wrong, he had another plan up his sleeve which I fell for and that began the beginning of us.

We had a scheduled meeting in South Africa which I must attend as the chartered accountant of my company. I told my husband about it and he agreed that I attend it since my attention was highly needed. It was a hard decision for me to be away from my husband for more than a week. That was our first time being apart after two years of being married.

We arrived SA and I made sure to communicate with him. My boss had different women coming and leaving his hotel room and I was happy for such distraction. Our room was just three rooms apart. All the staffs that attended the meeting, were lodged in one parti

19/06/2024

Attention! Attention!!Attention!!! Due to the situation of the country right now just as the economy is falling alongside with our leaders😂😂😭😂 the woman that used to feed me in the dream, died of hunger this morning.
😂😂

30/05/2024

😉 My birthday gift for you all 🤗

1. When I finally enter airplane ehn, I go first cüt small cloud put for blaçk nylon 🥹😭🥺😂😂😂
2. I finally decided to propose to my gïrlfriend Omolola today and she started çrying 🥲😭...
I just collected my ring from her and left because I promised not to hürt her feelings 🥹🙄🥲😂😂😂
3. Once you see a lady becoming a motivational speaker online 🎤...
Just know a legend has done it again 😭😭🤭😂😂😂😂
4. “Armëd röbbers attaçked at a party I attended this afternoon” 😳
Armëd röbbers: “Hey !! Everybody lïe down” 😠
Me: I can’t lïe down oo, I’m wearing white 😒🙄😭😭😂😂😂
Omorr na God save me oo 🥲😂
5. Do you remember when you used to wait for 12:3Oam so you could do midnight call with your love☺️...
How far with the relationship na? 🙄💔😭🥲😂😂😂
6. Even if you are not working; my brother wear suit, carry briefcase, enter town and çonfuse your enëmies 😇🥲😂😂😂
7. Gentlemen☺️ do you know that entering from the back is very sweet...😋🥲
Your neighbours won’t even know or see you when you come back from work.😌😭😂😂😂

See them again, they don start to dey think something else... 😒🙄🤭
8. Nothing is more païnful than buying a new exercise book and getting O (zero) in the first page 😳😭😩😂😂
9. What pünishment can I give to a 6 months øld child who tore my läst #1,OOO note 🥲😩😂😂
10. Before you marry💍a fair Nïgerian lady👱‍♀️ ask for her JSS 3 pictures so you can predict your future kids colour.🙄
SAY NO TO 419 🙅... I häte räbish 😒😂😂😂
11. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 😢😭

Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥
Mgl to me
Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏
☞ Johan Bea

19/05/2024

Many died yesterday, some died today. You are still holding your phone right now, please thank God for keeping you alive. 🙏🙏🙏

05/05/2024

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