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01/12/2022

Massive Give away😋🥴
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ MTN
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ Airtel
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ GLO
Scratch with razor

30/11/2022

Can't just stop laughing..Christmas budget of a Slay Queen in Nigeria.

1. Peruvian hair= N50,000
2. Shoes= 75,000
3. Clothes= 63,000
4. Inner wears= 10,000
5. Phone= iPhone 12
6. Makeup= 15,000
7. Fixing of cat eyes= 12,000
8.watch = 10,000
9.jewelries= 16,000
10. Pocket money= 55,000
11. Human hair Bone straight = 200,000
Total= N 526 000
Source of Money
1. Peter womanizer= 30,000
2. Chukwudi mumu= 15,000
3. Umez big head= 25,000
4. Segun mouth odour= 10,000
5. Vincent married man= 200 000
6. Papa big belle= 15,000
7. Chidi driver = 10,000
8. Boy friend= 5,000
9. Mumu 5= 30,000
10. Ebuka Facebook= 10,000
11. Emma church= 15,000
12. Michel neigbhour= 10,000
13. Philip course mate= 3000
14. Alhaji abuja= iphone 12
15. Cashout village = 20,000
16. Akin Facebook= 10,000
17. Frank Onitsha= 15,000
18. Donalex Facebook= 15,000
19. Chigozie hard face=10,000
20. Okon stingy man= 4500
21. Paul k leg= 20,000
22. Emeka Malaysia =100,000
23.Stingy Doctor =150,000
24 Calabar doctor=30,000
25 8miles Mumu= 7,000
Hustling starts December 1st.
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃.
Na so I see am copy 😁😊🤣 ooo
This life no balance at all 😂😂😂😂😂

28/11/2022

I just finished reading Genesis 🤔, So Eve saw the talking snake and did not run, Guys abeg fear woman🙄😂

28/11/2022

Ur bf dey call client u dey jealous

E b like u no won do frontal dis Dec😹💔

20/11/2022

Fake Xmass breakup don start again o.Which one is babe why did u sweep my room wit broom wen u knw I'm a PDP member

20/11/2022

An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back :
"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again:

"Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do for you,fom here".

©️𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓼✍🏼🌱

20/11/2022

Pastor said "Look at the beautiful things God created" and you dey look Usher yansh 😂

20/11/2022

so there’s this girl 🥺❤️

(nothing much sha, he’s just a girl 🙂)

19/11/2022

At my wedding, nobody is going to eat twice
Immediately you are served,they will use permanent marker to write "CHOPPED"on ur forehead 🙄🥹

19/11/2022

Na say dey banned alcohol for Qatar world cup
If not I for go there
Shey una know

19/11/2022

Me trying to read :📘

Steve Harvey: sometimes you gotta fail to succeed

Me:🛌

19/11/2022

Earpod Of 75k No Gree Sound Again 😩

I Just Hope Say Na Me Deaf🦻🦻🥺😩

19/11/2022

Abeg Incase una no see me for 9ja again 😞 I dey Qatar dey support my new country Brasil 🇧🇷

18/11/2022

Still don't know why single people are so expert at giving relationship advice...

18/11/2022

When sapa wan deal with you, e go first make you fresh so that your helpers go run.

18/11/2022

Me and you Dey toast the same girl you go send am 200k to buy ice cream.

Bros no be so oo

17/11/2022

📖:Spare the rod & spoil the child

🇳🇬 parents:Spoil d rod ontop d child😹

17/11/2022

Insecticide is now N3500

Na to begin apologize to mosquito remain.

17/11/2022

Person go d fear to
Chat wuna, because wuna
fit never chop for 5days
🚶🚶🚶

16/11/2022

Na broke people dey always sabi their account details offhand 😂

14/11/2022

Invite friends to follow
LUCID KALLY

14/11/2022

There’s this spirit in scissors, once u hold it you just want to cut something😂

14/11/2022

Na lack of trust bring exam.

U teach me finish, ask me if I understand, I said yes,
Wetin come bring exam 🤦🙄🙄

14/11/2022

You've come too far to turn back... God won't fail you!

14/11/2022

Me As A Pilot
Dear Passengers We Suppose Don Land Since But I No Know Where To Press Again oo. I Just Start Work Today 🙄😒

14/11/2022

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BE CAREFUL WHO PRINTS YOUR WEDDING CARDS

A Printer was asked to put 1John 4:18 on a Wedding Card, but he made a mistake by not including the "1" before John so he printed John 4:18

1John 4:18 says "There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears"

But John 4:18 says "For You have had five husbands before and even the one you have now is not your husband"

We are still begging the husband that it was the Printer's mistake.

God no go shame us.

14/11/2022

Forex king and Bitcoin lord don jam for lapo today 😂😂

13/11/2022

Please disregard the rumor going round, saying CBN want to use my photo for the new naira note, I have not given them go ahead.

12/11/2022

So I post a joke here & u decide to come to my inbox to laugh. As a VIP or what?😒

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