22/05/2023
My tete a tete with the P***s.
Those who know me, or, have come across my writings, or, have stumbled upon any of my books, would not find this topic absurd, awkward, off limit, or strange, because my writings are always uncut and uncensored.
For years, I penned the columns S*X MISTAKES in the Sun newspapers on Saturdays and Reflections of Zam-zam in the Entertainment Express weekly.
Some of my stories and articles have also been serialized in the Vanguard newspapers and some other notable Nigerian newspapers and magazines.
Trust me, when I claim to be a notoriety on s*x matters. After all, it is not a subject that is taught in any educational institution. S*x and all related to it, could be anybody's speciality. Peeling off layers of taboos society has wrapped around s*x, is a task I carry out with utmost tenacity.
You are free to draw your conclusions on me, but be rest assured, that, your biased opinion won't make me lose a wink of sleep.
However, your honesty and open mindedness, would be highly appreciated. With that out of the way, I demand to proceed with the presentation of my case.
S*x talk is a taboo, yet everyone whatever their s*xual orientation or religious beliefs, and however, spiritual or intellectual they claim to be, all indulge in s*xual act and activities. Even those bound by oath not to engage in any form of s*xual act, do not stay true to their oaths.
The secrecy around this conspicuously integral part of life, has made man a slave to s*x.
Can anyone explain why s*x sells better than gold? S*x has been used as a bait to bring down the strongest of men. If you take time to study the animals, their s*xual activities are not shrouded in mystery. To them nothing about s*x is a secret. S*x was never meant to be, or else Adam and eve won't be stark naked in the garden or eden. The mysteries s*x is shrouded in are man made.
To a lot of people, s*x is what you do in the secret and should stay locked in the secret. Any wonder r**e cases are not talked about even though it happens on a daily basis? Well, don' t wonder too far.
Unfortunately, teenage/unwanted pregnancy/ abortions, STI, STD, HIV/AIDS and other s*xually transmitted diseases force people to give s*x talk a little bit of a side eye.
The down side still remains that, even with this harsh reality, people are still reluctant to be brutally honest about s*x. In one of my books 'Love Tangle' I was critiqued by some religious bigot for being graphic in detailing a s*xual encounter. It was suggested that I should have simply described the act with these untrue words. 'He lay with her and she concieved.' Mean while this same individual wanted to have s*x with me. I am certain he wanted to experience the blow by blow erotic detail in my book with me. When he could have easily gone home to his wife to explore what works for them.
How pathetic, that one has to live a lie for fear of being judged by others. Most infidelity is as a result of some wild, weird, mind blowing s*xual awakening.
Young boys reply on s*x workers to learn and explore their s*xuality. Young girls experiment with their friends and s*x toys. Oops! the internet, supper useful these days on s*x matters, just be well tucked under the bed before lectures start. You don't want to get caught by mum and dad.
We have been told over and over again, that s*x is an exclusive right of a certain class of people, and to others, it is immoral or illicit, what a blatant lie, ( Humans manipulating humans). Wait till you are married, don't have s*x while you are married, pray before you have s*x with your husband or wife, pray after you have had s*x, scream out the name of the lord as you ej*****te, wait till you are of age, homos*xuality is a sin, ma********on is an abomination, confess your juicy s*xual escapade to your priest so your sins will be forgiven, chop off the female cl****is to curb her s*xual desires. The rules on s*x are endless, yet this topic with so many dos and don'ts never gets an attention on the discussion table.
Guess what is the root cause of the worst societal vice in our society. All you need do, is look around and the answer will stare you right in the face.
If you can't see it, then you are a lier like the rest if them. Because even the blind can see the evident of s*xual ignorance and mistakes in our society . You can take me on any part of this story and I will be willing and ready to defend myself. In my defence, have you noticed a sale's van with sales representatives hanging on the door ready to pe*****te the crannies with their wares as they scan through streets riddled with smart, inquisitive, children? Did you by any chance also observed that blasting from a megaphone with powerful speakers the rhetoric of the potency and efficacy of various medication for p***s enlargement, weak er****on, quick ej*******on, delayed ej*******on, no ej*******on, watery s***m, thick s***m, and in the same breath the orator disses on men who can't satisfy madam at night?
It doesn't stop there, these neighbourhood sales men and women also confidently, indiscreetly, explain and describe the symptoms of a countless number of STIs and STDs and the various hues and odour of virginal discharge as they comb the streets. But when a child ask a parent why he has such medication in his possession, guess what the answer will be. Yeah, my thought exactly, so why is s*x talk such a taboo? Have you ever imagined the line of discussion between these kids as they try to trash out the issue on their own?
Why can't we talk about it the same way we talk about causes and prevention of malaria?
If you like, bring religion into it, am unwavering.
S*x is s*x, no matter the circumstance, as long as it is consensual there is no crime, no mistake but could be deceitful, unaffectionate and unloving. The nastiest lie by many after a s*xual blunder, is that the devil made them do it. But, that is not the concern here. So, whether you had a whirl wind, mind blowing, experience or you had a run off the mill s*xual encounter, it makes no difference. A girl I know fell into the claws of neighborhood con men, she was lured away to their domain right in front of her house in the full glare of those present including me. She was striped of all valuables and r**ed before sending her home to go get them some more money. Fast forward these guys were apprehended by the police but the girl left out the most devastating aspect of her ordeal. She was brutally and repeatedly r**ed by three hefty men but she could not talk about it for fear of being judged. Guess what? She caught an infection.
This sort of incidents happen all the time to all kinds of people. Boys are being r**ed by boys, men, girls, women and
Whether you enjoyed it, prayed before you did it, or whether the light in your room was turned on or off while you were doing it. Not even the playing field or who you did it with has anything to do with the definition of the word.
S*x is s*x, even the hole that is being pe*****ted does not change the fact that s*x is s*x. Some young people claiming morality engage in a**l s*x to keep their virginity. To some, it's their mouth, to them, oral s*x is not s*x, what a laugh.
Okay am digressing but don't worry this plan will not over shoot the runway and even if it does, it will land safely.
Just to set the record straight, those s*x rules and instructions that has been put in place by nobody in particular and everybody generally is the reason for the decadence in today's society.
Some affluent have their daughters cooked up in sky rise building over looking the slums, thinking they are high and above those dwelling there. That may be so, but their girls get impregnated by close friends and family members and they come running to the girls in the slums for advice and solution to their s*xual woes. They tell sweet lies to their high and mighty parents while consulting with the so call local breeds. 'Am staying back in school to do an assignment, or am going back to school early to finish a project, mean while they are cooked up in a ramshackle building where their parents can not imagine them being, as they recuperate having had an abortion. Sometimes these poorly informed girls delivers their babies and abandon's them in the slums. And mummy and daddy are looking down on the girls in the slum referring to them as local breed. Who is the fool? All because people can't have THE CONVERSATION.
A whole lot of people were wiped out of the face of the earth during the Aids Epidemic because people were feeling too self righteous to talk about s*x. Even when family members, friends and associate were dying of Aids people were still in absolute denial.
Unpleasant s*xual encounters, experiences, and trauma most times informs our s*xual decision. That does not take away the fact that people make poor s*x related choices . I believe these poor choices sometimes are as a result of not having a listening ear on the issue.
A great number of people are suffering from all kinds of s*x related complications but can't seek help openly or have a honest open discussion on the topic for fear of being judged. a lot of women are afraid to express themselves or be adventurous in the sack for fear of being labeled a nymphomanic ,a slut, promiscuous, or s*xually immoral.
Some people approach s*x with dead silence. No talking, no asking, no moaning no foreplay, only fumbling and faking. S*x is s*x, anyway which way you have it, as long as two or more naked bodies are involved.
The number of p***s enlargement, weak er****on, er****on dysfunction, early or quick ej*******on drugs and medication being pedaled in street corners, buses, shops, movies centers, markets, on social media, etc had informed this article. Pop a pill and your p***s will double in size, drink this and you will last longer in bed, with this simple massage twice a day you er****on will be as hard as a rock.
Guess who are mostly affected by this trend? Hmm, your guess is as good as mine. For some reason it has been generalized that women like big long fat p***s. That every girl want to be grind for one hour before ej*******on. Some men think have an enormous rod make them an expert in pleasuring women. That is a destructive lie. I have never thought about how hard , big or long the p***s is. Even in my days of ignorance the size or shape of the p***s is not a tirn on for me, That is not to say I do not appriceate other peoplel's preffrence, I totally agree with fact that people like what they like. For me the size does not matter because it is the quality of a person' brain that turns me on. I can only be stimulated by a person's way of thinking. To some people it could be other parts of the body. So I can understand when the p***s is feeling no vibes. The poor thing could be tired, fraustrated, sick, stressed or even angry. You need to have a relationship with the p***s to understand when to just let it be curdled and not troubled. In my conversation with the p***s, I have come to realize the challenges, argos, frautrations, and insecurities of the p***s.
Not every weak er****on, quick ej*******on, no ej*******on or delayed ej*******on is a pe**le problem. Sometimes the issues could be traced to the turnel it is working or about to work in. The p***s could be afraid of a peach dark tunnel, a dry tunnel would leave it with bruises and keep it out if action for days. A slippery tunnel would feel less cozy, working a wet tunnel would leave the p***s with a cold. a hot turnl poses a danger to the p***s, the high temperature could mean more the one trouble, the presence of an infection and the fear a fetus might be nestling in there. And, if that particular p***s is not responsible for fetus, the p***s would develope some resentment and be reluctant to give fetus nourishment.
Which is why as a tunnel you need to have a conversation with the p***s, if any thing needs your confession at that point, it is the p***s.
When am having such issues, I usually have a tete a tete with the p***s and let it know that I understand. After all it is just a tiny part of the whole escapade. Besides, there is always a next time. Especially if you are sure you are a solo trader and not a limited liability.
Some people have as many p***ses as they want, and not be crazy about any. So they don't really care which p***s is gored.
My type is hard to come by, because, for me, its crux must be the brain and not the sc***um. I have been careful to avoid using the word p***s in combination with Virgina or hole because it will trivialize it and make it sound like am planning a vacation. P***s-hole sounds like a resort Cross-river, while P***s-virgina sounds like and Island in the Caribbean. Did I mention I have a way of flogging around in just one article? Well I just did.
Some times when the p***s is unable to step up to the place, it might be because it needs to have a honest subtle conversation with the tunnel. Believe me, the p***s hears and always listens to the tunnel.
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