12/04/2024
1..I dey always greet people wey dey share rice for party like 50times
No b becos of food ooπit's becoz am nice ππ
2.. Welcome to Nigeria,where a girl can text you good night and go and text another man, baby I can't sleep
3.... Stinginess is when you read someone's post, laugh but did not like, share or comment
4..I gave my dog w**d to be sharp, and since morning I have be running π π π π π π
5..Never give up in this life..π
If David can use only one s"tone to k*ill Goliath,π
Then everything is possibleβΊπ
5. The job of a herbalist is a very difficult one.. U make others rich while u sleep inside the Bush.. D devil is an idiot
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6. "Anything for you baby"
That was how Samson destroyed himself by telling Delilah the secret of his strength.
Be vigilant my brother
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7. *Dating a girl with a big head isn't a problem. The problem is, when she wants to lie on your chest, you will feel as if you are carrying the entire Arsenal problems.π₯π°πππ
8. Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in the dream
If you're lucky to see fufu, you won't see soup π
9... Nothing will ever make me go to China resturant again, one day in Beijing,I was very hungry,I went to a nearby restaurant and a waiter brought their menu.,I saw
1 roasted snakes liver ππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ
2 fried cockroach intestines ππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ
3 boiled frogs ππΏββοΈππΏββοΈππΏββοΈ
4 baked lizard lungs ππΏββοΈππΏββ
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