Africa Gist

28/02/2024

The color of the fruit will change as soon as the photo is liked.

28/02/2024

Guess the squads?

26/02/2024

This P-39Q was found at the bottom of a Russian lake!

26/02/2024

What always comes to your mind when you see
A lady with this leg chain

19/02/2024

Building in Taipei Taiwan 🇹🇼 🇹🇼✅✅

18/02/2024

I can't believe, this is #500 only
But I won't give una the address because una no Sabi greet person🧏🤣

18/02/2024

Chase this idol out of Africa

17/02/2024

Can you eat this including the teeth for #10 million🙄🙄

17/02/2024

What will you do if you get home to see this waiting for you?

17/02/2024

Even under this Hot Sun 🌞

16/02/2024

13/02/2024

A͎ m͎a͎n͎ f͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ h͎i͎s͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ w͎i͎t͎h͎ a͎n͎o͎t͎h͎e͎r͎ m͎a͎n͎ i͎n͎ h͎i͎s͎ b͎e͎d͎r͎o͎o͎m͎. I͎n͎s͎t͎e͎a͎d͎ o͎f͎ a͎t͎t͎a͎c͎k͎i͎n͎g͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ o͎r͎ r͎a͎i͎s͎i͎n͎g͎ a͎n͎ a͎l͎a͎r͎m͎, h͎e͎ j͎u͎s͎t͎ k͎e͎p͎t͎ q͎u͎i͎e͎t͎, w͎e͎n͎t͎ b͎a͎c͎k͎ t͎o͎ t͎h͎e͎ s͎i͎t͎t͎i͎n͎g͎ room and sat w͎a͎t͎c͎h͎i͎n͎g͎ s͎o͎m͎e͎ g͎o͎s͎p͎e͎l͎ v͎i͎d͎e͎o͎s͎.

T͎h͎e͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ a͎n͎d͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ w͎e͎r͎e͎ i͎n͎ p͎a͎n͎i͎c͎.

T͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ d͎r͎e͎s͎s͎e͎d͎ u͎p͎ a͎n͎d͎ c͎a͎m͎e͎ b͎y͎ t͎h͎e͎ s͎i͎t͎t͎i͎n͎g͎ r͎o͎o͎m͎, t͎h͎e͎n͎ s͎a͎i͎d͎ "S͎i͎r͎, l͎'m͎ s͎o͎r͎r͎y͎ f͎o͎r͎ s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎i͎n͎g͎ w͎i͎t͎h͎ y͎o͎u͎r͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎"
H͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ r͎e͎p͎l͎i͎e͎d͎ "I͎t͎ h͎a͎p͎p͎e͎n͎s͎, y͎o͎u͎ c͎a͎n͎ g͎o͎". T͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ l͎e͎f͎t͎ s͎h͎i͎v͎e͎r͎i͎n͎g͎.

T͎h͎e͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ n͎e͎v͎e͎r͎ c͎a͎m͎e͎ o͎u͎t͎ f͎r͎o͎m͎ t͎h͎e͎ b͎e͎d͎r͎o͎o͎m͎ t͎i͎l͎l͎ i͎t͎ w͎a͎s͎ t͎i͎m͎e͎ t͎o͎ s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎.

T͎h͎e͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ s͎w͎i͎t͎c͎h͎e͎d͎ o͎f͎f͎ t͎h͎e͎ T͎V͎ a͎n͎d͎ w͎e͎n͎t͎ t͎o͎ s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎ o͎n͎ s͎a͎m͎e͎ b͎e͎d͎ t͎h͎e͎ a͎c͎t͎i͎o͎n͎ t͎o͎o͎k͎ p͎l͎a͎c͎e͎.

H͎e͎ f͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ h͎i͎s͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ s͎i͎t͎t͎i͎n͎g͎ o͎n͎ t͎h͎e͎ f͎l͎o͎o͎r͎ c͎r͎y͎i͎n͎g͎. T͎h͎e͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ n͎e͎v͎e͎r͎ s͎a͎i͎d͎ a͎n͎y͎t͎h͎i͎n͎g͎ o͎r͎ e͎v͎e͎n͎ a͎s͎k͎e͎d͎ h͎e͎r͎ a͎n͎y͎t͎h͎i͎n͎g͎. H͎e͎ j͎u͎s͎t͎ s͎l͎e͎p͎t͎ o͎n͎ h͎i͎s͎ b͎e͎d͎ a͎n͎d͎ c͎o͎v͎e͎r͎e͎d͎ h͎i͎m͎s͎e͎l͎f͎.

I͎n͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎o͎r͎n͎i͎n͎g͎ o͎n͎ w͎a͎k͎i͎n͎g͎ u͎p͎, h͎e͎ f͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ h͎i͎s͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ d͎e͎a͎d͎. S͎h͎e͎ h͎a͎d͎ c͎o͎m͎m͎i͎t͎t͎e͎d͎ s͎u͎i͎c͎i͎d͎e͎ i͎n͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎i͎d͎d͎l͎e͎ o͎f͎ t͎h͎e͎ n͎i͎g͎h͎t͎ a͎s͎ h͎e͎r͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ w͎a͎s͎ a͎s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎. T͎h͎e͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ w͎a͎s͎ c͎o͎n͎s͎e͎q͎u͎e͎n͎t͎l͎y͎ a͎r͎r͎e͎s͎t͎e͎d͎ a͎n͎d͎ j͎a͎i͎l͎e͎d͎ f͎o͎r͎ 20 y͎e͎a͎r͎s͎ f͎o͎r͎ m͎u͎r͎d͎e͎r͎.

Q͎U͎E͎S͎T͎I͎O͎N͎: W͎h͎o͎ w͎a͎s͎ n͎o͎t͎ f͎a͎i͎r͎⁉️❓

1.T͎h͎e͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎
2.T͎h͎e͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ o͎r͎
3.T͎h͎e͎ l͎a͎w͎?

12/02/2024

Now Eagle 🦅🦅 is Gone 🛌

11/02/2024

God blessed Nigeria

10/02/2024

📸
You can’t spell legendary without leg day 😉🦿🤩

09/02/2024

Are you proud of Nigeria?

08/02/2024

Cristiano

07/02/2024

Congratulations to Nigeria

06/02/2024

ABOUT S*X AND DATING

A lot of girls complain that guys walk away from them simply because they refused giving them S*x, Some have even turned into S*x toys just to keep their man

Let me be very open here.......

S*x might not be the reason these guys walk away!

Remove s*x from a relationship and see that most girls don't have anything else to offer their men!

Aside S*x,what do you have to offer to a man?

Can you support him Spiritually?

Can you Support him Physically/Financially?

How about Mentally?

All you do is Demand Money for Bags, Shoes,phones Clothes, and Outings.

Making him spend unnecessarily

What are you even bringing to the table?

Have you ever sat him down and helped him plan about his future?

Try to be a Woman that a man will Always regret losing for the rest of his Life.

Be that woman that your man can never afford to lose to another man!

Build your man to your Taste and stop looking for a ready made husband when you are not a ready made Wife.

06/02/2024

MEN AND S*X

Believe it or not women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love s*x.

* If they want to help you, they will demand for s*x.
* If they say they love you, they want s*x.
* You mistakenly sleep over, they want s*x.
* They want to borrow money from you, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a job, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a pass in your exams, they want s*x.

First of all, you need to understand the system of men. They didn't ask for that because they didn't create themselves.

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an er****on? Did they bargain for that? No!
Do you know that the p***s has a mind of its own?

A man could be reading his Bible and his p***s will just stand.
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an er****on.
A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the p***s, it
stands even when he is still asleep.

Have you ever asked yourself why men are not on periods, cramps or any bad moods? That's how God created them.
A man is naturally always ready for s*x. Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want s*x.
Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked.
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus.

This is nothing spiritual. It's not about, "ln Jesus Name or Holy
Ghost Fire".

That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor.
Men did not manufacture the high libido by themselves.

We are all created in God's image. The only man that overcame the s*xual urge according to the good book was Jesus Christ. Joseph's own was that, he didn't just ran away,
he fled!! Jesus is Lord and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman among His disciples.

So many great men have fallen because of s*x. Do you think they wanted to?

Soldiers in the war front will develop the urge for s*x. To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during
wars because a woman lured them inside bush.

David in the scriptures sent

06/02/2024

Do you know that TikTok can pay $100 daily just perform a simple tasks.
Watch this video to the end

05/02/2024

Happy birthday 🎂🎉 Cristiano Ronaldo

03/02/2024

Give me yacht😂

03/02/2024

1) Some people can't make Heaven, no matter what;.. how can you attend someone's buríal, and after crying for that person, you still went home with 7 plates of rice, no no you reason am 😒😒😒😂😂

2) Every evíl breást that will not stay inside the brá but come outside to rúin relationship, by the Power vested in Favor, I command that Breást to be flat like Papa Nkechi three bedroom flat 💥💥🙄😂😂😂😂

3) Feár those men who enter restaurant to ask to mix Okro, Ogbono and top it with Egusi... they can never stay with one Woman,..Ebuka if you like stone me, I go talk truth 😒😒😒😂😂😂

4)Nothing wey we no go see for Nigeria.. how can They Serve a visitor rice, and the visitor is complaíning of too much Maggi,no no no reason am 🙄🙄😭😭😂😂😂

5) Nigeria is not moving forward, because we still have some people who Smell their armpit to know whether they'll bath or not 😳😳😂😂😂😂😂

6) Nkechi, I take God beg you, if you don't know what to chat with me anymore, end the Conversation; which one is "So, What's your favorite Circumstances in life!" 😳😳😒😒😒😂😂😂

7)Do you remember those times When you were crying for your first brèakup; Now look at you, looking strong for another 7 brèakup 😂😂😂😂😂😂

8) Felix, Do you remember that time when you almost took Bloód Covenant with Nkechi, by now you'll have been In Fanta bottle 🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂

9) I thought I have seen shége for Naija not until I heard Nkechi singing
I'm working in power
I'm walking in Oracle
I leave my rice for Favor
Cos I know Umahia,....... 💥💥💥💥😭😂😂😂😂😂

10) Sunday School teachers won't tell you that you're úgly, they'll wait till Church drama, and put you in the role of Dévil 😧😭😂😂😂😂😂

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03/02/2024

1) ME AS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER:

"My Brother, No Gree For Anybody ooo 😒😒; if you visit a person's house, and their Food is not Sweet, Tell The Wife to improve better 💥💥🙄😂😂😂😂😂

2) That Awkward Moment when you decided to carry out an examination MaIpractice in an Exam hall with the Person beside you,
And You Later found out that, the person Is One of the Invigilators for that Exam 😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

3) "... YOUR REWARD IS IN HEAVEN!"....yet you flaunt expensive Cars and jets in this earth 🙄😒😒😒

This Whining must end this year ooo 😒😒😒😂

4) This World should Not Yet ēnd ooooo 😒😒😒

I Never Chåse My Future Daughter's Boyfriend With CutIass 😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂

5) Our Agric Teacher Asked All of Us to Bring One Cup of Garri and Sugar and Gròundnut to her House!!!

She said She wants to use it for Our Exam PracticaIs, But Thank God, I Understand 😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6) MATHS TEACHER: For About 8 years, This School has Refūsed to Sack me, because the Students Are always Saying that, I set CHEÅP Exam Questions!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

The Iowest you can get in My exams is 80/100 😲🥰🥰🥺

Just go and ask ALL your previous Seniors 🥰🥰🥰

The EXAM QUESTION: If Nkechi Appear In your dreåm and Hold Cûtlass, Find the Probability That You'll Come Out of that Dream AIive!! 💥💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) A foolish Man Always complains that his pocket has Holes 😔😔😔😔,

But A Wise Man will Use the hoIe in His pocket, To Scråtch his Privåte pàrt. 💥💥💥😂😂😂😂😂

8) Nkechi, if you don't have Money again unlike Before, Please let us know, maybe we can help You out 😒😒

Which One Again Is:
"Once in a While, it's good to Act As if you're Broke!" 🙄🙄😒😒😒😂😂😂

9) You Saw me Trekking In the Tërrible Hòt Sun,
And You Decided to Kidnåp Me, into your Mercedes Benz Where there's AC and Soft Seat..., And you Expëct me to Shöut For Help?!!! 😒😒😒😒

Abeg Shift, Make I slëep jare!! 😒😒😂😂😂😂

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03/02/2024

1. When your partner is Bathīng, just shout

“Baby you thought I don’t know your Påsswrd, so what’s all this Nònsense in your phone”...😒😒😒

My Brother, you will make someone to Have BIood Pressure Automatically 💥💥😭😭😂😂😂

2. Welcome to Nigerìa, where Only black people will Mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🙄😂😂😂😂😂

3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn GirIfriend today, Nkechi 🙄

Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰

Nkechi: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄

Me: If 3x Is multiplied With 2, and divided With double of (-3x), and the answer is 14

Find X 😒😒😒

NKECHI: “Oya Oya.....My favourite colour is Pink... 💥😒😂😂😂😂😂

4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match, if We use that Strength to shout AMEN in the church., things be Going Smoothly in Your life 😒😒😒

5). If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 😒😒😂😂

6) So You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockíng you,

My Brother the time you are buying it, the price no shóck you? 💥😳😳😂😂😂😂

7). My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar woman singing “Ekwueme” like this:

“Ekwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are In The Living God ooo,
Eze no one like us. 😳😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

8) If not for proper education, how will I know that When You Climb AItar With Native Clothes, It's Called ALTERNATIVE 💥💥😋😂😂😂😂

9) Anytime I give advice, I always end it with:
"It Might not Work for people like You ooo"

So Incase, the advice later spoil your life 😧😂😂😂😂😂

10) Some People are just too too EviI and heartless.....how can you Just Travel to your Village, and you Råpe the River Goddess, when you went to the stream 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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01/02/2024

This man is trying to save his father, and completely ignoring his wife and son, who are closer to him, smh. The mother represents life and the son is the future, however the grandfather represents the past! Because the man chooses to cling to his past he loses his life and future!💔

01/02/2024

Can you take two of this?

28/01/2024

Best decorated house in Nigeria as a whole.