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15/12/2023

01/12/2023

And the word of God said, it shall come to pass and it came to past

Congratulations to me
God is the In and the Amen
In a day
3 papers in 5hrs
But his mercy was sufficient enough to guide me through the last part
And His words in Palm 23:6 was fulfill
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the LORD forever.

18months of strike ended today
A statistician
A computer scientist
A educationalist

23/07/2023

15 workers need dm if you are interested,both boys and girls.
work place big apple lunge opposite st Stephen parish obu Otukpa,and for dos who are not on social media but need a job please pass information to dem,thank you 😊
CCOME TO IPOLE OTUKPATCOME TO IPOLE OTUKPAICOME TO IPOLE OTUKPAOCOME TO IPOLE OTUKPA

23/07/2023

MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE

1. When a woman is humble, she becomes a natural charm to her husband
2. When a woman is submissive, she gets what she desires from her husband
3. When a woman is trustworthy, she can control her husband's finances
4. When a woman is hospitable, she can host her husband's meeting
5. When a woman is friendly, she becomes her husband's best friend
6. When a woman is jovial and playful, she can unlock her husband's sad mood
7. When a woman is appreciative, she receives unexpected gifts from her husband
8. When a woman is respectful, she can attend her husband's cultural meetings with him
9. When a woman is understandable, her husband feels free to tell her even the ugly
10. When a woman is peaceful, her husband comes rushing home each time
11. When a woman is tender hearted, she makes a great mother for her kids
12. When a woman is slow tempered, she knows when to approach her husband in times of misunderstandings and arguments
13. When a woman is not vulnerable, she is loved by her husband
14. When a woman does not keep secrets from her husband, her husband tells her all of his every moves
15. When a woman is prayerful, she becomes a powerful support system to her husband
16. When a woman is God fearing, she sets her home on the principles of God the Almighty
17. When a woman is selfless, her husband relies completely on her
18. When a woman is creative, she and the husband can figure out the future together
Unfortunately when you are not any of these, it becomes so hard for you to enjoy marriage.
Seek God's help to become any of the above, you can't do it on your own.

Greetings to all submissive Women

A GOOD WOMAN BUILDS HER OWN HOME

23/07/2023

Official, confirmed. Harvey Barnes joins Newcastle on £38m deal from Leicester — contract until June 2028. ⚪️⚫️✔️

23/07/2023

NEWSNigerian Actor Jerry Williams Begins Drug Addition Recovery Journey In Rehab

02/07/2023

A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pig that got you prēgnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.
Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is mīscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.

01/07/2023

Happy birthday to you kid bro
Wish you many productive years ahead

01/07/2023

01/07/2023

When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbor was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution one day.

One Saturday, she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses so that when he wakes up, they can teach him a lesson or two. She then went back home.

When he woke up, he started screaming when he found himself sleeping in the middle of dead bodies. He started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead. The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to corpses being brought to the morgue and start practicing witchcraft. They told him to lie down and that he was dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead.

He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses are beaten and hacked until they become cooperative. He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established.

He stayed there frightened in the middle of corpses the whole of that day and Sunday night. On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit.

He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday.

Several months later he's yet to reveal what happened to her; and where he was the 2 nights he wasn't at home. He stopped taking alcohol completely, not even S

01/07/2023

At least 25 people were killed and eight others injured in western India when a bus crashed and caught fire on an expressway early Saturday

01/07/2023

🚨 Al-Nassr will carry out further tests today on Hakim Ziyech after red flags on his medical yesterday regarding both his knee and hip.

No final decision has been made yet as to whether they will pull out of the transfer.

01/07/2023

Happy new month! July this month bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations. July you find success and fulfillment in all your endeavors.

25/01/2023

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo serves as captain of football team at his alma mater's novelty match

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo on Monday, January 24, served as the captain of the football team of Baptist Boys High School (BBHS), Abeokuta in a football novelty match played to celebrate the college's 100th anniversary.

Obasanjo was the star attraction for spectators at the novelty match which was between old students of the college and former teachers of the school. The former president scored a hattrick to end it 3-0 in favor of his side.

19/01/2023

Dear Youth!
Today let's talk about "Keeping the right attitude in life".
I took off time these past two weeks to let us have the yuletide and new year celebrations.
I have missed you all here, and I hope you guys missed me too? 😁
As we enter this new year, I want us to reflect on the kind of life we led in previous years especially the past year, assess ourselves and set us in the right direction for 2023 and beyond.
Whatever life has blessed you with, keep the right attitude towards people and life generally!!
We have seen people rise and fall
We have seen the rich become poor, and we have seen the poor become rich and wealthy!
We have seen the last come 1st, and the 1st come last!!!
We have seen powerful people become powerless, and vice versa!
Be humble!!!
Be nice!!!
Be kind to people!!
Treat people with regards and the right attitude, always.
Do not talk down on people, do not look down on people.
NOTHING lasts forever!

13/01/2023

PHOTOS: Singer Omawumi, husband celebrate wedding anniversary

Nigerian singer Omawumi and her husband Oluwatosin Yussuf are both celebrating their wedding anniversary.

The singer revealed this on her Instagram page on Friday.

She wrote, “Happy Anniversary My Distinguished, Handsome, Gentleman of a Husband❤️ 8 Years of love, friendship, support and happiness...

“I will always run to you in slow motion in a field of flowers! Indian film has got nothing on us!”

Credit: Instagram | omawonder

13/01/2023

Let laugh a little

PREGNANCY HORMONES NA YOUR MATE? 🤣😃

When my wife was about 8 months pregnant, we were asleep in the night when I felt someone tapping me heavily. By the time I managed to open my eyes, na my wife I see oo, na so I see her dey cry 😱🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

The following conversation ensued:

Me: Bae, what happened? Did you have a bad dream?

Wifey: Bad dream would have been better. This is worse than any bad dream.

Chai, me that love my sleep, but immediately I heard that, fear gripped me and the sleep varnished from my eyes.

Me: Oya tell me already, what is going on!

Wifey: I just remembered that you did not toast me when we first met. How could you not toast me till you married me? You must toast me tonight o!

Me: Wait, is this playing?

Wifey: Who is playing with you?🙄🙄

(I first took like 3 minutes to hiss in my mind. I felt like...Just look at this 70 years old woman oo🙄🙄🙄)

Then I said...

Me: But bae, it's 2a.m, can you at least, wait till daybreak before we do this?

Wifey: No, I want you to toast me, and I want it now! 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

Me: Have you seen any politician campaigning after winning election and has even assumed office already?"

Wifey: What are you trying to say?...and she raised her voice and was about to cry out loud, trying to wake everyone up.

Me: Okay okay, calm down. Sebi na toasting you want? That one na small thing. I cleared my throat and was like...Hello beautiful, my name is John. although I'm not MTN, I'll like to take you everywhere I go. I want to showcase you to the world like a gangstar always has his pistol hanging down his Jean pocket.

Wifey: Do I look like a club girl to you? What happened to holy lines?🙄🙄🙄🙄

Me: Haa, okay, you no tell me say na holy toasting now. Oya take this one...Are you the daughter of Habakuk? Because you too sabi cook.

Wifey: That's more like it. Talk another one😁😁😁

Me: If you be nail, I wan be your hammer, if you're a SIM card, I want to be your phone. You know a

13/01/2023

Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers state has sent a final warning to the PDP on his and other G5 governors' demand ahead of the February 25 presidential election
Wike, while speaking on his preferred presidential candidate in the 2023 election, said there would be a time that the door of negotiation would be shut against the PDP
The governor noted that heaven might fall if the door of negotiation is shut against the PDP while asking Nigerians to watch out for his preferred presidential candidate in January as promised
Port Harcourt - Nyesom Wike, the governor of Rivers state, has sent a final warning to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to respond to his demand and that of the other 4 aggrieved PDP governors in the party.

Wike said the PDP still has the opportunity to negotiate with the G5 governors, as there would come a time when the door of negotiation would be shut.

Wike sends final warning to PDP, reveals what Nigerians should expect from him Photo Credit: BBC News Pidgin

Who is Wike, other G5 governors' preferred presidential candidate?
The governor disclosed this while speaking with BBC Pidgin on his preferred presidential candidate for the 2023 general election, which is scheduled to hold on February 24.

Wike said he has not changed his mind to announce his preferred presidential candidate this year in January as he had promised in December while confirming that he had met with the presidential candidates of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu.

He also revealed that he met with Peter Obi of the Labour Party as well as the PDP presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar in London last year and that the latest report of their meeting was fake.

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