Jeffery Itumo, 29 wukari Street wurukum, Makurdi (2024)

09/08/2022

,😯😮😮Those banking with UBA, Access bank, First bank, Fidelity bank, Zenith bank, Eco and GTB hope you've heard the news😞😥

07/08/2022

*BREAKING NEWS* .....

The CEO of Facebook (the new owners of Whatsapp) announced that *'last seen'* on Whatsapp .... will now include *the person's GPS location*.

This according to *Mark Zuckerberg* is for safety reasons should anything happen to anyone & for parents and lovers to know their children's true locations at all times and partners to know their spouses locations!!!!

*Examples..*

•Hi mom, I'm on ma way to the library see u later.... *[[Last seen 02:54pm @ Elegushi beach]]*

Dad, i am in class will beep u later.... *[[Last seen 12:16pm @ Deputy Governor's lodge, Makurdi]]*

Hello my luv, I'm on my way to Ibadan for my aunts' burial..see u soon..... *[[Last seen 3:00pm @ Oriental Hotel, Lagos]]*

Honey , i dey airport dey wait my elder brother ... love u *[[Last seen 11:10am @ 4 Odogbolu street, Surulere Lagos]]*

Those lies about your location just got to end 😜😜😜.

I know say fear don catch some people already dem don dey consider to uninstall Whatsapp now. 😂😂😂

05/08/2022

It's Not Only Fish & Beans That Gives Protein, When ATM Is Counting Money... That "KRUUUUUUU" Sound Is Balanced Diet! 😂😂😂

03/08/2022

Distance doesn't matter if you really love the person, what matters most is your honesty and trust for that relationship to work out..Without romance, love gets dry. Without respect, love gets lost. Without caring, love gets boring. Without honesty, love gets unhappy, and without trust, love gets unstable.Love is a wonderful gift; trust in it, believe in it, give it, and it will be returned to you to give again and again

30/07/2022

29/07/2022

Good day everyone

26/07/2022

YAHOO Means,
Youth At Home Operating Oversees

26/07/2022

*BREAKING NEWS!!!!*

*PETER OBI Step down 😭😭😭😭*
*Reports Reaching the entire Nigeria Nation that the labor party presidential candidate PETER OBI Step down 😭😭😭*
*The Reason of him Stepping down is Still Unknown but Rumors has it that he Stepped down from his Car to pick his 100 Naira MTN Recharge Card that Flew through the Window 😜😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂*
*You too Like Gossip 😂😂😂*
*We no Dey give Shishi*😂😂😂😂😂
*🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃i beg follow Jeffery Itumo

26/07/2022

Only in 9ja

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Mallam'.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.

If you didn't wear smiles on you face till the end then your situation is really critical, may the Almighty come to your aid
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26/07/2022

Only in 9ja

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Mallam'.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.

If you didn't wear smiles on you face till the end then your situation is really critical, may the Almighty come to your aid.
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