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It’s so hard to choose a favorite character in this movie; THE TRIBE CALLED JUDAH, because everyone of the actors brough...
22/01/2024

It’s so hard to choose a favorite character in this movie; THE TRIBE CALLED JUDAH, because everyone of the actors brought out their A-game.

But this particular actor, C&K boss Mr Chigozie was so funny, humorous and comical at the same time 🤣🤣.
He made the movie very entertaining and exciting too.

My favourite scenes of him👇

C & K Boss: Emeka!

Emeka Judah: Sir!

C & K Boss: Bia! What is it? Do you want to attack me?

Emeka Judah: No sir!

C & K Boss: Then why? Are you a he-goat? Tall fine boy rike you, you don’t know that you will use lollon.😂 E na esighari ebenile.

Emeka Judah: I’m sorry sir!

C & K Boss: Biko gawa.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Between him and Collette 👇

C & K Boss: Corret.😂 (Collette) bling the araba lipot for me.😂 (report)

His accent made the whole thing funny and beautiful.....

Other scenes that made me laughed so hard :

Aboy has flom (from) today, all these boys will count my money with boxers and singret (singlet) onry (only).😂

He said – "Seculity that is supposed to be plotecting us? Johnson... Obinna? May God plotect us from evil eyes”.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why emeka go travel go Libya? Does he want wild arimals (animals) to chop him?😂

Mr Chigozie of C&K furniture.... well-done 🤣🤣🤣

BECAUSE IT IS MOSES BLISS..I've been trying really hard to not talk about this "Moses Bliss" engagement that has now gon...
22/01/2024

BECAUSE IT IS MOSES BLISS..

I've been trying really hard to not talk about this "Moses Bliss" engagement that has now gone viral, but I can't help it seeing that all of a sudden almost everyone for sho sho midiya don turn pastor, criticsing ladies with make up.

👉No make up,
👉No expensive clothes,
👉No bone straight wig,
blah blah blah.

Shey una know say na America the proposal happen.

Who said ladies with Bone straight hair won't make heaven or marry Godly men?

Where is it written that ladies who wear make-up don't make good and Godly wives?

She's not just some random girl on the social street, she's a graduate of Leads University (UK) no be small babe, baba(Moses bliss) know wetin him see.

Make we wait see whether she go makeup or not for wedding fes before we draw our sword.

Make una dey calm down abeg, it was her time and season, whether she dey cripple or she dey disable she for still marry.

If you are a single girl reading this, I take god take beg you, dress well, smell good, wear expensive wig if you can afford it, fix your nails, add the fear of God, I bet you no man go resist you.

When God blow your whistle even if you tie wrapper you go play the match.

Na God dey run am.

Depression is real stop with the social media bullying..

If my post pain you, go hug transformer, make sure say light dey.

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Toasting Gone Wrong!😩😩🔥So on Sunday after service, I finally got chidimma's phone number from my guy Goldstein, I wanted...
21/01/2024

Toasting Gone Wrong!😩😩

🔥So on Sunday after service, I finally got chidimma's phone number from my guy Goldstein, I wanted to woo her, say something sweet and romantic to her over the phone, and prove to her that I truly love her😍🥰

Chidimma my crush is our pastor daughter, very pretty, sweet voice, nice set of beubs with an amazing future behind.😌😋

I composed a very romantic love letter for her, cause I planned reading it to her when I call so she will think I'm romantic, matured, organized and speak good English😁😜

Finally i called her very late in the afternoon when I'm sure she's alone at home and everyone is out, when she answered the phone, without a second thought I began reciting my letter nervously and immediately.

While pouring my heart and soul out to her...

I heard some noise like people talking in the background but I never mind. After like 3minutes I was done with my recitation, telling her how pretty and adoring she is, commending her beautiful backyard and frontiers respectively..🤗😛

Then it sounded like someone's talking to another person over there in the background, and then handing the phone to another person🤦🤷

Chidimma then interrupted my speech and asked please who's this?🙄😏

I said my name, is mcmajesty the church sound engineer guy . So she asked me how I got her mothers number and what was I discussing with her, 😱🥵

It was then that it dawned on me that gold gave me mummy G.O number instead of the daughter's own. That whole time I had been confessing my love to my pastor's wife..😩😫

I just dropped the call, not up to 5minutes my pastor sent me a massage that he want to see me in church this evening, like that's not enough, my uncle and some other Elders in church has been calling 😥😓

I called Goldstein asking him how he got chidimma's number he gave me yesterday. This idiot I called my friend told me he copied it from our church praise night handbill/banner..🥺🤧

Chai it seems I might not be attending that church again 😭😭

Please I've repented, can I start your church??🥺🥺

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Ekene Umenwa Cynthia, also known as Ekene Umenwa or Angel Palazo, is a talented Nollywood actress in the Nigerian entert...
20/01/2024

Ekene Umenwa Cynthia, also known as Ekene Umenwa or Angel Palazo, is a talented Nollywood actress in the Nigerian entertainment industry. She is involved in various fields, such as acting, comedy, content creation, event planning, and brand influencing. Show her some love. By hitting the like button, no fans of Umenwa will pass without liking this post. She is so real in her acting.

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Her name is uchechi Treasure popularly known as AdaKirikiritv  from Owerri imo state. She's a young Nigerian actress and...
20/01/2024

Her name is uchechi Treasure popularly known as AdaKirikiritv from Owerri imo state.
She's a young Nigerian actress and a singer who had featured in thousands of movie where she often plays the role of a teenager.

There's something about this young girl that makes her unique Amongst some other teenagers in the movie industry, she has made herself exceptional with her descent character, composure and humility.

One of her unique qualities that baffles me is the fact despite her fame, she still have that kids attribute in her. She doesn't act more than her age, in this generation where kids and teenagers especially those in entertainment industries are apparently taking up adult traits and forcing it on themselves.

She's so humble to the core, dresses decently and respectful. The parents really did a great job and she isn't allowing youthful exuberance or peer pressure derail such good training from her. I pray she will continue that way and never deviate from the right path, no matter her status.

Ada you're really loved🥰🥰.

That is the girl I was crushing on when I was alive 😩
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Sabinus Has Never Given Me a Kobo, In My 2 Years of Working With Him - Celebrity Aza Man, Wonder d talk"I have been with...
20/01/2024

Sabinus Has Never Given Me a Kobo, In My 2 Years of Working With Him - Celebrity Aza Man, Wonder d talk

"I have been with SABINUS for over 2 years now. I've been going to school and acting skits with him and he has never given me 1000 naira.

He rather gives me Millions. Sometimes I look at him and wonder what I did to deserve that. While in school, I had no problems.

Anytime him dey just ask me to paste AZA, I know say, Millions go drop. SABINUS uses his media handles to still push me till date, he makes everything easy for me"

🥶 LAUGH WITH MCMAJESTY 🙉1. David is short, Joshua is stingy, Emeka is an illiteratë, Faith is brokë...🙄That’s how Favour...
20/01/2024

🥶 LAUGH WITH MCMAJESTY 🙉

1. David is short, Joshua is stingy, Emeka is an illiteratë, Faith is brokë...🙄
That’s how Favour clocked 30 years without husbänd🤭😂😂😂
2. Favour, how come you post on your birthday “Wow I can’t believe am +1 today”🥲 so if you don’t believe, it’s me that will believe abi?🙄
I can see the you are not that well...😒😂😂
3. One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the Bank, and I was blushing 🙈until she said “You look like that Keke man that ran away with my change...😳
What a painfül moment...........😩🥲😂😂
4. Na wa oo... I saw one of our Faceboök l Slãy Queen, Favour today inside the Keke. She didn’t talk to me oo because her father was lapping her 🤭😂😂
5. Message: Crush: “Hey, I love you🥰.....*
Me rushing to check the message☺️
Crush: “Hey I love you 🥰.....
*
Send this to 10 people!!
*
The painfül thing is she did this on Valentine’s Day 😩🥲😂😂
6. American rappërs😕
Song title: ‘‘Fvck that äss’’
Award speech: “I want to thank God Almighty for the inspiration 😌😳
Which God give you the inspiration? 🙄😂😂
7. When counting möney 💵and your babe calls you, count it again; 2k might be missing 🙄😂😂
I know what I’m saying oo, fear ladïes 🥲🤭
8. Scientists have proven that out body needs more exercise than rest.🙄 What Am I trying to say here?? 😒
Sometimes, allow a dog to chasë you😌🤭😂😂
9. I bought air freshener for my new car.😇
I will buy the car later because I don’t like buying two things at the same time 😌😇🤭😂😂
10. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

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Both opay and first Bank all my money is gone jesus I don die 😳😳😳 wait am I dreaming or what is this a prank 😭
19/01/2024

Both opay and first Bank all my money is gone jesus I don die 😳😳😳 wait am I dreaming or what is this a prank 😭

Somebody should just help me oh I just pick my phone now and started receiving emails and text massage's that I borrowed...
19/01/2024

Somebody should just help me oh I just pick my phone now and started receiving emails and text massage's that I borrowed 26k loan I have been trying to massage them back but no avail....I don't have money to pay anything oh talk more of money I did not eat.... jesus I just entered my banking app now to find out no money in my account not even a dime obara jesus what is happening I barely give person my phone oh can someone explain what is happening please high Blood pressure wan catch me..... most of my contacts sef received massage for help asking for urgent 5k please if you receive the massage am am not the one sending it oh God help me am finished 😭😭😭😭😭I can't even breath well what is happening 😳😳 somebody help me.

Spice up your day with   1. Deep down, I want to Barb my hair & spray it gold colour, but the problem is; I don't have a...
19/01/2024

Spice up your day with

1. Deep down, I want to Barb my hair & spray it gold colour, but the problem is; I don't have another house to stay 🤧😭

2. Who says what a man can do, a woman can do better?...ok, a man can use his boxers as rag, women can u use... uhm eh... u know....as rag? 🥴🤒😹😹

3. African Dad can be so annoying.. they will go outside buy bread 🍞, come house & still send u to go & buy milk & Milo😹😹

4. I pity women who's husbands are teachers, instead of finding money in their husband's pocket, they would be seeing chalk, marker & d list of noise makers 😹😂🤣

5. Dear ladies, sometimes u have to kiss ur boyfriend in front of that bitch he calls bestie for verification.. don't thank me..I mean; what are friends for 😹😂🤣

6. Instead of braking someone's he*art, why not look for that small Calabash where ur village ppl tied ur des"tiny & break it...id*iot 🤒🚶🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😹

7. There's a place called "staff room" in high school.. u see dat place? All the wit*ches are just there 😹😂🤣

8. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook & she replied boldly "Mama I cook the tea we drank this morning" I fainted 😩😹😹

9. Plz I have a girlfriend, u girls should stop disturbing me nah🤡😹🙈

10. Instead of joining cu*lt in school, dyin*g like fowl, why not tell ur parents to use u for Money ritu*al...simple arithmetic 🥴😂🤣

11. U might have money More than me, but u are not the owner of that N420 in my account 🤒🥴😂🤣

12. Imagine my parents gave birth to me without my permission, what if I want to be a👇👇👇 croco*dile nko? 🤡😹😂🤣

13. Nigerian girls will be calling nurse as "nerse'' but wen there's emergency u will hear them shouting "nursii, nursii oo, nursuu where una dey 😂😂 Lol 😹

What Number made u laugh 🤣🤣

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Do  u  know  that  Ali  is  no  longer  a boy 👦 ☺? Simbi  is  now  a mother  of  2  children 😂 😂 😂 Do  u  still  remembe...
18/01/2024

Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy 👦 ☺?

Simbi is now a mother of 2 children 😂 😂 😂

Do u still remember Edet....he know longer lives in calabar but has moved to Canada ☺ ☺

What abOut Agbo....Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of lagoon for London 😂 😂 😂

Eze no longer goes to school....he is now a graduate 🎓 ☺ ☺

Even Mr salami is no longer a farmer but a politician 😂 😂 😂

Remember Ralia the sugar girl 👧
She now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in kano ☺ ☺

Ade our naughty little brother 👦 is now a medical doctor in one of the biggest hospital in the country 😂 😂 😂 😂

Do u know Chike the river boy 👦
He is now a contractor specialized in building roads and bridges 😂 😂

Nkem (the fruit of honesty) has ruled for 52 years 😂😂

Wow!

What a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English ☺ ☺

We still have them off hand

Help others feel the spirit of our sweet primary school days ☺ ☺

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Transport fare for coming   5000Hotel room                            8000Suya                                       200...
18/01/2024

Transport fare for coming 5000
Hotel room 8000
Suya 2000
Drinks 5000
Food 5000
Bottle water 1000
Drinks overnight 2000
Thanks for coming 20000😃
Total 48,000

This is just to a short time pleasure o, with a girl you met online o

But

Your wife will wake up 5 am Cook, Wash, Clean, Advice You, wash children's clothes, wake up early, dress children to school, come back home clean house, prepare your breakfast, rush to market, pick children from school, start assisting them in their home work, start preparing dinner, make sure the kids are tucked into bed by 9 pm

Then you open your mouth to call her, COMMON HOUSE WIFE"

Broz, come and make heaven lemme see you🙄🙄 "🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

Is the volume OK my sisters???

I come in peace.

TEACHING IS HARD AT TIMES O O O...*..😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣1. Teacher: ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''Pupil: ''I drank t...
17/01/2024

TEACHING IS HARD AT TIMES O O O...*..😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. Teacher: ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
Pupil: ''I drank tea this morning.''
Teacher: ''Where is the word sugar.''
Pupil: ''It is already in the tea..!!''

2. TEACHER *: Hello Class, Our topic for today is
Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: What is photosynthesis class?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
**Not Easy to be a Teacher o o o.. .***

3. TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

4. TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...

5. TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Student: Exami-nation...

6. TEACHER : Class! How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home ma...

7. TEACHER : One day our country will be free from corruption
What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense...

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My best actor at the moment correct Give me the Araba leport.
16/01/2024

My best actor at the moment correct Give me the Araba leport.

🤵 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY😄🤵1. Let him have his space🙇2. Sleep with him (if he is your husband oh)😎3. Be his best friend👫...
16/01/2024

🤵 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY😄🤵

1. Let him have his space🙇
2. Sleep with him (if he is your husband oh)😎
3. Be his best friend👫
4. Don't bother him about the moves he makes (but always commit his moves into the LORD'S HANDS)🙏
5. LOVE him truly❤️

👸 HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY👸

It's really not difficult ... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend👫
2. a companion💏
3. a lover💑
4. a brother👫
5. a father👴
6. a master👩‍🏫
7. a chef👩‍🍳
8. an electrician🚿
9. a plumber📡
10. a mechanic🔬
11. a carpenter🔨
12. a decorator💹
13. a stylist💆
14. a s3xologist🙇
15. a gynecologist🙇
16. a psychologist🙇
17. a pest exterminator🙇
18. a psychiatrist🙇
19. a healer🙇
20. a good listener
21. an organizer👂
22. a good father👴
23. very clean🤵
24. sympathetic⛷️
25. athletic🏃
26. warm 🔥
27. attentive👂
28. gallant🏋️
29. intelligent🤵
30. funny😁
31. creative🤗
32. tender🤗
33. strong🏋️
34. understanding👂
35. tolerant🙇
36. prudent🤵
37. ambitious🤵
38. capable💪
39. courageous💪
40. determined🤵
41. true🤵
42. dependable🤵
43. passionate💑

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly👫
45. go shopping with her🛒
46. be honest😎
47. be very rich💰
48. don't stress her out👫
49. don't look at other girls or ladies👀👁️

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention👂
51. give her lots of time📟
especially time for herself📟
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes (just be PRAYING 🙏🏼 for her always).🙏
53. LOVE her truly ❤

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT TO
54. never forget
🟡 Birthdays🎂
🟡 Anniversaries🥂🍾
🟡 Arrangements she makes

😃😃 Should I Continue..😂😅
The greatest of all is that you must be giving her money. Not just money but a lot of moneys. 😍😂 That's what this gender loves very much. Good sêx is just an ingredient.

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I want a girl like Testimony 😎 To Love Me like Ejiro❤️, to stay truthful to me like Emeka 🥰 guide me like Adamu 😔 steal ...
16/01/2024

I want a girl like Testimony 😎 To Love Me like Ejiro❤️, to stay truthful to me like Emeka 🥰 guide me like Adamu 😔 steal my heart like pere 😂 fight for me like shina have money like CEO of C & K furniture and be a giver like Mama Emeka . Is that too much to ask for 🤷😥❤️ A TRIBE CALLED JUDAH IS D BOMB.

Add a line you like from this cast in the "A TRIBE CALLED JUDAH"

Mine is

"Collete you spoiled my camela ehn collete?"

With heart full of gratitude I announce this great achievement to you my family.
15/01/2024

With heart full of gratitude I announce this great achievement to you my family.

FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.A woman will block you, delete your number and tell you never to call her again and still expect you t...
15/01/2024

FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.

A woman will block you, delete your number and tell you never to call her again and still expect you to call her. Don't ask me how, it's only women can explain it better 💯

In the midst of argument with her, don't bother exchanging words with her because it's not her that's speaking instead listen to her and let her continue vomiting. And when she's cool, embrace her and let her know how much you love her ❤️🥰

Listen bro, a woman that truly love you will block you on Whatsp, Facebook and still use her friends Facebook account to see how you are holding up. 🤦

They may breath fire in front of you and break down in tears in a Conner 🤔 their hearts are softer than a new born babys feet's🤦 HONESTLY

Until you realized and understand that most women speak in opposite meanings whenever they are mad and angry at you, then you will forever fall in same trap of counting your Ex's.🙄

A woman that truly love you will have a fight with you sleep in the same bed with you and gave space for 10 people's in the middle and still be turning slowly to check if you turned your back at her or face her.

What am trying to say... Don't act upon angry women's words. Most of the times, that gender don't really mean what they say.

May God give our men more understanding, Amen.

Have a blessed week ahead.

1. Dont be a børing girlfriend😒. Take him to the mørtūary🙄 and shøw him the space u have kēpt for him, if he brēaks ur h...
13/01/2024

1. Dont be a børing girlfriend😒. Take him to the mørtūary🙄 and shøw him the space u have kēpt for him, if he brēaks ur heārt 😂

2. I am looking for a girl, that has been used, heārt Brøken and dūmped. Pls if u are one indicate so that I can help Amend it 🤗🤍

3. All those boys wēaring earrings🙄 may God add Menstrūation to ur swag in Jesus Name 🙏

4. I want to brēāk record. On my wedding day I will share empty take awāy 😂

5. On my wedding day ehn 🤨 if u dance more than me,🙄 u will tell me who invīted u😒

6. A man's shoes should always match his belt🙄 says a Lady who's face doesn't match her neck. Mtcheew lēmme be going jhoor😒😒

7. Men want to support women's drēams. But some women only have iPhøne and urgent 5k as drēams. 🙆🙆😂😂

8. How can we finish s£x and u are tēlling me: "u are the best"🙄. Come oh, who are u compāring me to🤔🤔

9. If we are dāting and I text u good morning Love. And u reply Goodmorning. The relatiønship is øver.😠. Me that added LOVE am I stupīd?🤔🙄😂😂

10. A nigerian girl.will Nevēr admit she has fēeling for u😡 instēad she.will.be like: U are making.me.to do things I dont use.to do BEFØRE. 😂

11. The way nigerian police wee be shouting: "Let's go to the station". U will think it is something that N100 cannøt sølve.😏 Ogbeni take jhoor😂😂

12. How do u expect your mothers prayers to work for u. When she will be praying for chidimma okoro and u have changed ur name to QUINN NICKY.😡🙄😥 Just know that the Angels are tīred of sēarching and løoking for u. 😂😂😂😂

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my village people go whisper     open the cage open the cage and boom gone so soon or painful exit we regret to announce...
11/01/2024

my village people go whisper open the cage open the cage and boom gone so soon or painful exit we regret to announce 🧘🧘

Ask any man what happens after s*xual in*******se why they don't want to talk to you immediately after ... We lose inter...
11/01/2024

Ask any man what happens after s*xual in*******se why they don't want to talk to you immediately after ...
We lose interest. This is scientific. The next second we are gone, we don't want to see you. You are repulsive. It's like asking yourself “why did I waste my time?” Instantly, no matter how beautiful you are, we lose interest just after we ej*****te.
My piece of advice to you ladies is that if you see a man embracing you, telling you I love you just after having sêx, respect that man.
We are just 10 in this world who can say that (me and 9 others). The rest lose appetite just after ej*******on.
Both single and married women can confirm and agree with what I am saying.

but now men are going to change because they've learned it from here.

You might be married wherever you are, trust me, this is what happens. Afterwards he wants to look the other side.
When he does that it does not mean that he is tired. Otherwise, every man, if not just losing interest, can revamp an er****on and do the needful.
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Good morning Famz, 💖🌹Meet Actress Chizzy Alichi,  she's from Ezza south LGA Ebonyi State, but born and raised in Enugu S...
11/01/2024

Good morning Famz, 💖🌹Meet Actress Chizzy Alichi, she's from Ezza south LGA Ebonyi State, but born and raised in Enugu State, Ezza Nkwubo, Enugu East LGA.( Kudos to Enugu people) They are migrated from Onueke, Ezza South LGA of Ebonyi State..

Chizzy Alichi by Nwa Aba.😋

I left🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Iphone 15 =₦2mLand = ₦1.5mIphone 15, 4years later =N900kLand 4years later =N10m.I thought it wise updating you guys.Who ...
10/01/2024

Iphone 15 =₦2m

Land = ₦1.5m

Iphone 15, 4years later =N900k

Land 4years later =N10m.

I thought it wise updating you guys.

Who no use e money well, go hustle again!

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One of the Ebonyi state flyover. Ebonyi state is indeed becoming so much beautiful ♥️💥💯Follow my page for updates
10/01/2024

One of the Ebonyi state flyover. Ebonyi state is indeed becoming so much beautiful ♥️💥💯

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We are in 2024 Let's forgive this guy😒
09/01/2024

We are in 2024
Let's forgive this guy😒

This my hand just dey pain me since yesterday
09/01/2024

This my hand just dey pain me since yesterday

ELDERLY ADVICE ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND . EVERY WOMAN SHOULD                  READ...1). Never raise your voice for a...
09/01/2024

ELDERLY ADVICE ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND .
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD
READ...

1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.

2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. It will bounce back at you.You are each other's keeper.

3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don't have a happy home.

4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish.

5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.

6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties.

7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.

8). Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.

9). Never be a wasteful wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.

10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband s*x. You must give it to him how he wants it. S*x is very important to Men, if you keep denying him, it is a matter of time before another woman takes over your duty. No man can withstand s*x starvation for too long(even the anointed ones)

11). Never compare your husband to your one time s*x mate in bedroom, or an Ex-lover. Your home may Never recover from it if you do.

12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.

13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children. Wise Women don't do that.

14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.

15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.

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Breaking 🚨Nigerian singer Portable has allegedly broken up with his wife ❗🗣️“One pxssy 36 users “ —portable calls out hi...
09/01/2024

Breaking 🚨

Nigerian singer Portable has allegedly broken up with his wife ❗

🗣️“One pxssy 36 users “ —portable calls out his wife on his IG story.

This is sad 😩

Titanic (1997 film) I want my tears back  I don't know if you know this famous movie, this movie made many people cry he...
09/01/2024

Titanic (1997 film)
I want my tears back
I don't know if you know this famous movie, this movie made many people cry here is what happened back then according to my grandfather.....
Actually, my grandfather knew that the Titanic would sink
He shouted as loud as he could to alert the passengers
But whatever my grandfather could do, he was thrown out of the cinema. 😥

This film made me cry until my dad beat me join 😭😭😭😍

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09/01/2024

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