McMajesty comedy

McMajesty comedy content creator
stand up comedian
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Actor
writer
storyteller
estate surveyor & valuer
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26/01/2025

Majesty went to do odieshi and the worst happened 🤣

Please don't scroll i want to know my followers... Your location and the time you see this post please.....
24/01/2025

Please don't scroll i want to know my followers... Your location and the time you see this post please.....

19/01/2025

Majesty went to do JuJu for precious after breaking his heart and the worst happened 🤣

Day 1 shooting successful
11/01/2025

Day 1 shooting successful

04/01/2025

How to survive in 2025 update 🤣


Sirbalo Comedy Mark Angel Sir One On One Hilarious Sunnie Sabinus

DEAR FAMILYI'm sitting here, tears in my eyes, as I write this post to each and every one of you. I don't even know wher...
03/01/2025

DEAR FAMILY

I'm sitting here, tears in my eyes, as I write this post to each and every one of you. I don't even know where to start.

First and foremost, I want to say THANK YOU. Thank you for being here, for following me, and for choosing to be a part of my journey. It means the world to me.

I know I'm not perfect. My videos might not be as polished as others, my jokes might not always land, and I might not have the resources to do fancy giveaways. BUT, what I do have is a heart that's full of love and a passion that's pure.

That's why it hurts me so much when I see that my posts are met with silence. No likes, no comments, no shares. It makes me feel like I'm shouting into the void, like nobody is listening.

BUT, I know that's not true. I know that each and every one of you is special, and that you're here for a reason. That's why I'm begging you, PLEASE, engage with me. Like my posts, comment with your thoughts, share my videos with your friends and family.

I need you. I need your support, your encouragement, and your love. Without you, I'm just a lonely soul trying to make it in this crazy world.

You are my family. You are the only ones who make me feel seen, heard, and loved. I don't have a big team behind me, I don't have a fancy studio, and I don't have a lot of resources. BUT, what I do have is you.

So, please, I'm begging you, let's do this together. Let's make some noise, let's make some laughter, and let's make some memories.

I love you all so much, and I'm honored to have you by my side.



Please support me, i may not be like Sabinus Funnybros Sir One On One Shankcomics Sirbalo Comedy Mark Angel but believe me i might be something or someone someday with your help 🙏🙏

03/01/2025

They kidnapped native doctor and his family...🤣🤣🤣


It's the most wonderful time of the year... to laugh, eat, and pretend to like your in-laws. Thanks for being part of my...
25/12/2024

It's the most wonderful time of the year... to laugh, eat, and pretend to like your in-laws. Thanks for being part of my comedy journey this year. Merry Christmas!

22/12/2024

Christmas ritual gone wrong 🤣🤣🤣

Greatest Goal scorer of the year 🤣🤣🤣
19/12/2024

Greatest Goal scorer of the year 🤣🤣🤣

18/12/2024

Street interview gone wrong 🤣🤣

I've just reached 50K followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one...
15/12/2024

I've just reached 50K followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one of you. 🙏🤗🎉

Please If you find your name below, kindly inbox me your location for a bag of Rice. You all made 2023 a memorable year ...
13/12/2024

Please If you find your name below, kindly inbox me your location for a bag of Rice.

You all made 2023 a memorable year for me:

1.Chang Lee
2)Shawn Chu P*e
3)Samb Li
4) Sagboje Mukiala
5) Lung Chang Fu
6) Ebebuiwe Krazizole
7) Osuke Musheng
8)Agadailo Lunchi
9)Okpuyomi kenchungchu
10)Funcun sheng
11)Mansa Lee
12) Nana Bruce
13) James emiko
14) Anorld talomo
15) Williams kilode
16) Android, Simbian
17) kavanovish Sakumono
18) Uzbeks kavino
19) Xevia malozine
20) Halo Mizbenz
21) Banks Lokako
22)Zakponyobo kazisky
23)Yamobia Luskibe
24) Guonzonh Yaboye
25) Indasboski Pahose
26) Igbokoe Cambia
27) Durobuchi omorobia
28) Olukopia Krio
29) Kilichi sponotor and
30) Borokin Welimgoh
31) Akwaeke
32) Isi Okuko
33) Nsi Agwo

Please meticulously go through the list. Congrats to all those whose names were listed, let's do it again in 2025.

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I've just reached 45K followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one...
07/12/2024

I've just reached 45K followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one of you. 🙏🤗🎉

When I was only eight years old, my mother had a fight with Ebuka's mother. It was a serious fight between the two women...
07/12/2024

When I was only eight years old, my mother had a fight with Ebuka's mother. It was a serious fight between the two women.

Ebuka's mother rushed out and started pointing hands at my mother. At that moment, my mother, who had been trying to control her temper, decided to unleash it. She too pointed hands at Ebuka's mother and pushed her on her chest. That was how the both women began to exchange blows. They dragged themselves on the floor like children.

Ebuka and I had gone to buy sweets together during this time. From the distance, we could see our parents locked in a tug of war.

When Ebuka saw my mother seated on his mother like a bank chair, he shouted.
"Your mama wan k!ll my mama for me o."
I turned to find my mother dragging his mother’s hair on the floor like a toilet mob. Ebuka immediately ran and pushed my mother on the floor😦

That was when our friendship ended. I pulled off my shoe and chased Ebuka behind. I landed him a big blow on his face for pushing my mother. Ebuka fell on the floor.
His mother who had seen this, left my mother, and landed a mountainous slap on my face, for blowing her son, Ebuka.😩

The slap entered my brain. It provoked instant cry that I did not want to cry. I sucked it in and swallowed saliva.
My mother, who saw the way I was slapped by Ebuka's mother, dragged Ebuka by his shirt and slapped him as a revenge

I was still trying to nurse the effect of Mama Ebuka's slap, when she dragged me like a sack of garri, and wired two electric slaps on my both cheeks. The slaps penetrated my spinal cord, landing me partial paralysis. I fell to the ground and the cry I was struggling to hold started coming out😭

My mother who was still holding Ebuka's shirt, arranged Ebuka's face properly and landed seven slaps out of anger. That is three times the slaps his mother had given me🥺
"If you slap my pikin, I go slap your pikin time two." My mother challenged.

When I saw what my mother had done, I stood up to run away. Ebuka was also struggling to come out of my mother's firm grip😌
"Joseph be strong. If she slap you, I will slap her son. Let us see who would win." My mother said.
Before I could say 'Yes ma', Ebuka's mother lifted me up and landed fourteen electric slaps, with seven coconut cracking knocks on my head.😭😭

As she was knocking me, I was seeing the future. I saw myself standing before God and his angels. I saw the sky turn purple and the waters turn ash. I saw our local chicken grow horns and our dog with human head. When she was done, she threw me on the floor like a piece of paper.

My mother picked Ebuka up and fired 18slaps, and 23knocks.
"You slap my pikin, I go double am for your pikin." She thundered angrily.

That was when Ebuka looked at me. His head had swollen up like the back of a protruded pot.
"Joseph , our mother's want to k!ll us. They are doing slapping competition with our head. Your mother hand is like iron sponge. All my face is peppering me." Ebuka complained.

"Better my mother o. Your mother is using me to show power. Her hand is like sand paper. Everywhere is just rough. No atom of smoothness at all." I replied.🥺

We were still talking and finding a way out of the predicament, when Ebuka's mother dragged me up to wire her electric slaps again.
I pulled the shirt I was wearing and escaped without my shoes. Ebuka followed me behind. We were like goats that escaped from a farm. We both panted as we ran😩

"Joseph come back here and fight with your mother. Be a man." My mother shouted.

"Be which man?Mama I say be which man?"😭😭😭
McMajesty comedy

My mother will proudly say "now i have a graduate in my house, from my own womb. Not just a graduate but best graduating...
06/12/2024

My mother will proudly say "now i have a graduate in my house, from my own womb. Not just a graduate but best graduating student among his mate".

I might come from a poor family but they have a rich heart. Lord i have nothing to say but please bless my Aunty and her husband for me, my big sis( Jennifer Ogodo ) and Emmanuel Bassey and everyone who contributed towards this journey in one way or the other, You people made this happen.

06/12/2024

When you fall inlove for the first time in Nollywood version 🤣

02/12/2024

The only person enjoying being a student 😎

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