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15/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Ajagunrakabi Edet, Frank Obeng, Adolphus Peter, Shey Mathew

10/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mai Bropleh, John Chimah, Bouriema Tamboura, Tassi Miko, Ngozi Augustine

08/10/2024

Let's celebrate our own Loudspeaker

15/08/2024

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14/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Evjoy Abfree Cango, MD Mohi Uddin Ali, Moussa Tagnabou, Aminu Ahmed, Osei Kojo, Nwokocha Christian, Boukare Soula, Mc Yawa, Chidinma Mbaekwue, It'z Smart Adelowo, Terwase Aondohemba, Moeketsi Khoza, Sunshine Sunshine, Prophetic John, Ro Ck, Kuldeep Kumar, Stela Moses, Kgaugelo Patric Lekgau, De Prince Chima Chima, Moreno Curandero, Gazali Wahab, Operi Kairikove, Champion Mk, Bambo Kamurema, Emeka Nwaokoro, Chidi Mapenzi, Anas Isiyaka, Amar Otmmae, Samsul Kala Khan

11/08/2024

May your secret prayers be answered

10/08/2024

Where are you spending your weekend?

10/08/2024

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)

09/08/2024

Who is this your crush?

09/08/2024

Charity begins at ?

09/08/2024

What is that your favorite food?

07/08/2024

What's your native name?

01/08/2024

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01/08/2024

It's a new month full of greatness.. happy new month to you

30/07/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mbee Friday, Francisco Felismina Magaia, Frank Jah, Raju Kannojiya, Peace Ugwoaga, Compaoré Amado, Alyasau Salisu, Papakofi Dodornu, Godwill Chrstopher, Kazeem Soji, James Victor General, Omolara John, Thomas Lewis, Micky Atsu, Oluwashina Ayo, Hukam Chuhan, Gazalee Hassan Beli, Collins Chinemerem, Ghislain Gogan Pqr, Lingaraj Nayak Lingaraj Nayak, Manoon Freshi, Javid Dhobi, John West, Peter Gantaya, Sewaa Kodo, Bonn Bonface, Riche Timbe, Mummcy Iyanuoluwa, Flobi Lajai, Itz Golden Bullet Tosin, Esther Silas, Mohamed Lamine Camara, Pramchand Shani, Loahi Aubin Charles, Justice Betty, Te Be, Abraham Appiah

30/07/2024

I've just reached 700 followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each one of you. 🙏🤗🎉

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