Please parents stop giving your children to people for any reason, You that did this to a child from a woman like you I promise you no peace for you Agbalanze media
This little boy needs help, he has been here for more than 3days now, please share this video so that it can get to his people #gistlover #instablog #instablog9ja #mrfunny
*RULES YOU MUST OBEY WHEN YOU'RE NOT THE ONE PAYING FOR YOUR DRINKS !
1. Respect the buyer.
2.Greet the buyer before you sit.
3. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.
4. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.
5. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.
6. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud
7. when the buyer fights, you must fight with him.
8. when you come across two girls the beautiful one belongs to the buyer.
9. Don't attempt to drink any beer more expensive than the buyers beer.
10. Don't try to drink more than the buyer.
11. Help the buyer crosscheck the bill. If it is over, make sure you shout at the waiter very well.
12. If the buyer complains about the peppersoup, make sure you complain louder so pepper doesn't choke the buyer, if not...no more beer for you o.😂😂
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YOU saw him in a facebook group:
•U check his Profile picture.
•He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2017.
.He is handsome.
•He inboxed you.
•You reply, all excited.
•You'll want 2 hook up.
•You set a date.
•You dress up that Legging With No underwear.
•Smelling good.
•You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave.
•He takes you 4 lunch @ a 5 star hotel.
•He Takes you out for drink.
•You two have a good time.
•He rubs your hand,
•Makes you laugh,
•Gives you looks and smiles.
•You stupidly fall in love.
•It's like you've known him Forever.
•He takes you to his apartment.
•He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.
•Kiss you passionately.
•You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
•It feels good.
•You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
•You ask for protection, he says it's too late.
•You obey and don't disturb.
•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow
•After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
•He helps you drink it, ohh man.
•You feel special.
•"He must be the one" you think to yourself.
•You get dressed.
•He takes you to the taxi park.
•He kisses you on the cheeks and says
•"I had a great time,"
•Gives You cash.
•U smile and say.
•"See you tomorrow babe."
• He stays silent.
•Your taxi drives away,
•In the taxi u can't stop smiling.
•You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.
•He is online, but doesn't reply.
•It's unlike him, so you inbox him again.
•He doesn't respond.
•Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list.
•HE BLOCKED YOU.
•Days, weeks, months passes by.
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
•You go to the clinic.
•Get tested.
•Minutes later,
•Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!"
•".HOW ?"
•You don't understand.
•Reality hits you.
•You walk home.
•Scared.
•Confused.
I can't laugh alone on this 😅😅
Exactly what I have been telling them, Africans we are doomed.
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