Odogwu Emerald

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08/12/2024

Another jokes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
A Man Boarded A Taxi Going Home One Evening but Before The Taxi Took Off, He Saw His Wife entering A Lodge With Another Man๐Ÿค”He Quickly asked The Taxi Driver, "Do You Want To Make 50,000 naira In Few Mins?".๐Ÿ˜ฉ The taxi Man Happily Answered, "Of Course Sir, What Do I Do For You?"๐Ÿ™‰The Man Said, Here Is A Photo Of My wife, Go Inside That Lodge And Get Me My Stupฤซd wife As You Pull Her By Her Hair๐Ÿ˜’.... But Few Mins later The Man Was Surprised To See The Taxi Driver drฤgging Out A Different Woman From The Lodge๐Ÿ˜ฆ Slฤpping And Kฤซcking Her Terrฤซbly And The Woman Was Screฤming.
The Man Shouted At The Taxi driver, " Noo!!! Leave That Woman Alone, She's Not my Wife"๐Ÿ˜ฆ
The taxi Driver Answered "Relax Sir, This One Is My own wife Hold her For Me While I Go Get Your own wife๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Please don't go without following my page please for more jokes and comedies โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ Odogwu Emerald

27/11/2024

Wahala no go finish ooooooo๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„.
wife carry her A.T.M card give hubby to withdraw money and support his business๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท hubby carry the same A.T.M card give side chick ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿค—. Side chick use the same A.T.M. card go do shopping for wife boutique๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†. Wife they receive debit and credit alert at the same time๐Ÿ˜ญ .
Wife call D.P.O. to come arrest side chick ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” E just shock us say side chick na D.P.O. wife ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† I go update una later Sha make I go check my beans wey dey fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

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23/11/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Eduardo Cabanayan, Clara Mugari

21/11/2024

TINUBU IS NOT MY PROBLEM RIGHT NOW

MY PROBLEM IS HOW DID A DEEPER LIFE PASTOR WIN A CAR FROM HEINEKEN

19/11/2024

SEUN KUTI ROASTED HIM ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

19/11/2024

The pastors are the one benefiting,the members are not ๐Ÿค”.hmmm really deep
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18/11/2024

Men,

-Eat healthy.

- Walk with your head up, chest opened and arms opened.

- Greet people with a firm hand shake and Learn to maintain eye contact.

- Avoid siting and crossing your legs or packing them one side. You ain't a vvoman.

-Do not shake hands with fellow Men when sitting while they are standing.

- When you sit, and there's space, learn to open your legs wide.

- Don't drag your foots against the earth while walking... take "pick-up" steps.

- Enter every action with boldness.

- When people disrespect you... confront them immediately. And remember some battles aren't worth fighting, know when to walk away.

- Speak with authority and conviction, your voice matters. Avoid filler words, make clear statements and own your opinion.

Remember, confidence is not just about how you look, but also about how you sound, speak up, speak clear and make your voice heard.

And above all...

- Don't argue with vvomen.

-Look good, and smell Nice always.

Class dismissed.

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! ๐ŸŽ‰ Onyemachi Uchenna, Mary Nelson
17/11/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! ๐ŸŽ‰ Onyemachi Uchenna, Mary Nelson

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mary Nelson, Kelvin Peters
17/11/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mary Nelson, Kelvin Peters

17/11/2024

It is very dangerous when a man depends on a woman. Kanayo O Kanayo
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16/11/2024

I owe no right to the song.....God bless you my legend Peter Psquare
Please if you know this song and the year it was released and you never marry,abeg gather for my comment section we get meeting ๐Ÿ˜‚ ใ‚š

16/11/2024

A man of accurate, microscopic and forensic prophecy. His prophecies never fail, what a gifting from the most high God! ๐Ÿ™ Listen to what Prophet GF Adetuberu has to say about CRYPTOCURRENCY......DM ME IF YOU WANT TO LEARN FOR FREE.

15/11/2024

Don't ever give up on your dream.

I keep repeating it,
and I will say it again.

Don't ever give up on your dream.

I have my reasons.

Dream come through, no matter how big or crazy you think it is.

Dreams come through.

Let m burst your head. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™ƒFor you to even imagine it means it's possible.

It means nature has everything in place for you to make it a reality.

So it's now left for you to put efforts, sleepless night, discipline and dedication.

Don't ever give up on your dream.

Stay Solid.

15/11/2024

Men and woman can't just be friends.
It doesn't happen.

At the end, someone will catch feelings.
And it's usually the guy.

Before you know it, he starts misbehaving.

So it's best to avoid.
Stay true to yourself.

If you want romantic escapades with her,
make the move.

Else, respect yourself and stay on your own, instead of being nice and running errands for her, when you know you deserve better.

If you can't treat yourself well,

Who will?

Don't ignore my Men and woman can't just be firmed.
It doesn't happen.

At the end, someone will catch feelings. And it's usually the guy.

Before you know it, he starts misbehaving.

So it's best to avoid.

Stay true to yourself.

If you want romantic escapades with her, make the move.

Else, respect yourself and stay on your own, instead of being nice and running errands for her, when you know you deserve better.

If you can't treat yourself well,

Who will?

Don't ignore my message.

Stay Solid.

Learn or Perish.

15/11/2024

Everybody must not agree with you.

But say your truth, always.

15/11/2024

There are women everywhere.

If you're stressing yourself over one girl, you're already disgracing yourself.

Put your sh*T together and be a man.

Stay Solid!

So you're preparing a long message to say good morning to her ? Even when she didn't reply your last text? Clown.Learn o...
15/11/2024

So you're preparing a long message to say good morning to her ? Even when she didn't reply your last text?

Clown.

Learn or Perish.

Never Say "I Love You" FirstAccording to research by the Switzerland dating experts, 70% of men fall victim of these trap. You met a woman and immediately start doin...

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