10/05/2023
It was on Sunday π afternoon my babe called me
She:hello bby
Me:am fine my love how are you am just coming back from church self
She:am good how was service? I replied it was fine oi I played keyboard like never before I even saw you on my head you were like my music director,I was just playing blue scale pentatonic, chromatic and jazz scale to the extent our pastor wanted to run mad πππ
She:ahhhhh lol π€£ funny guy that's why I love you π anyway am coming to your house today , bby please lemme call you back am kinda busy, ok I replied.
Next 1hr she didn't call I decided to call her ,
Ringing......... She picked
Me: hello my love hwfa na you didn't call me back why ,Sha don't forget to bring clothes while coming to my house because you will sleep over ooi ,also no go let ur papa know say you dey come here , abeg π I dey fear him face ,him face wey be like baboon that lives in the zoo Zazu ππ
I didn't know it was her father who picked the call he replied, okay boy na my face be like baboon that lives in the zoo abi
Me: no sir it not you is her father that looks like baboon ,shut up idiot am her father
Me: yes sir I know but it not you ,I mean it her father , come are you normal? Do you know am soldier an army ,I even know your address am coming with my boys to your house , Post this any likes and comments you get determine your strokes of koboko if they eventually shares it ya a goner ,you get mind dey tell me say my face be like baboon that lives in the zoo ,yes sir I did not deny it but. It not you na, it her father ππππππ,
He hung up the call........
Abeg no comment abeg ππ