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10/12/2022

Drama as Adekunle Gold and Fireboy DML unfollow Wizkid as he unfollows everyone on Instagram

10/12/2022

Time to hustle for followers up to 10k
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30/10/2022

“Y’all can’t reach my wealth, even if you ask your dad or mum for help” – Wizkid throws shade at Davido, Burnaboy in new post

21/10/2022

Portable Splashes Millions On New Bike in France Worth 30Million Naira, Akoi Grace (Photo)

17/10/2022

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy named duluma in her class in Primary 3.
Duluma said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the duluma to the principal.
The principal decided to test duluma with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Duluma: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Duluma: 12.

Duluma got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send duluma to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Duluma: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Duluma: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Duluma: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Duluma was taking charge*

Duluma: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Duluma: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Duluma: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Duluma: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Duluma: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Duluma: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Duluma: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love
Duluma: heart.
Principal: eehh

16/10/2022

If you don't get the ball make sure you get the balls 😂😂 😂

16/10/2022

"Close Your Legs Chinenyenwa "Fans React As Former Bbnaija open is Body on public(Video)

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16/10/2022

If 6ix9ine challenged African rappers for a rap battle who do you think can represent up well 💯

16/10/2022

“Wonderful shall never end”,10-year-old girl pregnant for 12-year-old boy

16/10/2022

“See Your Pant” Ayra Star Show is Nakedness to the public (Video)

Nigerian singer Ayra Starr is currently enjoying a lot of success with her latest release “Rush”. Another thing the singer is well known for is her sometimes controversial outfits which many have deemed her ‘ashawo’ style of dressing. During a new interview with Cool FM, Ayra Starr talked ab...

16/10/2022

Congratulations Popular Nigerian Musician Wizkid gift himself a brand new Roll Royce car worth ₦400 million

Congratulations to Popular music icon Ayo Balogun, Popularly known as Wizkid for acquiring a brand new is Roll-Royce Cullinan car.

16/10/2022

What can you guys say about wizkid new Ross Royce
The silent singer bought it and decided to showcase it,both in and out of the car.
Now drop your comment.

12/09/2022

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20/05/2022

Sexy Cardi in swimming pool 💥
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