25/09/2022
My Mom will intentionally annoy you & still ask you if you're annoyed π₯²
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24/09/2022
All Nigerian parents Iβve seen scored 1st position in class, Iβm wondering who was the olodo during their time πΆπΆπΆπΆπΆ
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23/09/2022
πThose of you skipping my posts,may your slippers cut in front of your crush πππππ
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22/09/2022
Parents are strict if ur beautiful. I hope
u understand why u have ur freedom.
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20/09/2022
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because 7,8,9 π΄
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19/09/2022
You deserve someone who feels lucky to have you.
Good morning
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18/09/2022
Before you hurt someone, Remember it's not everybody that leaves vengeance to God.
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18/09/2022
I wonder π€why those people who fly at night can't use the opportunity to fly out of the country ππππ€£ππ€£π€£
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16/09/2022
Things are really hardπ₯Ί
Malaria drugs of #400 is now #1200
The next mosquito I will lay my hands on will regret been a mosquito π€π€π
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16/09/2022
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16/09/2022
Short girls will put
Hands on their
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16/09/2022
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15/09/2022
This one that your not reacting to my posts what contents do u want me to post so you can react? π₯Ί
13/09/2022
π:No matter wat you or the devil smokeπGod is still the most highπβ
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13/09/2022
In Nigeria, When light spark, the first thing we do is to smell our charger ππ
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12/09/2022
Me : (yawning in class)
Teacher : swallow me na
Me : I no dey chop goat meat ππ
09/09/2022
Apart from skipping my posts
What other wicked
And heartless things have you been doing on this appπΆπΆπΆπΆ
09/09/2022
Just be feeling too big to react to someone's postπ
You carry bad character from house come Facebookπ€
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08/09/2022
Different Spellings, Same Pronunciation:
Me: Cell and Sell
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08/09/2022
Thousands of animals in the world, but my bestfriend is my favorite..π₯Ήπ
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08/09/2022
1. If she 0pens her lΔgs for you π. Bro close them and surprise God for once π. You won't d!e ππ.
2. When they enter some0ne's decorated room with AC , their next whatsapp status will be "Am b0red , wh0 is in for a video call" ππππ.
3. You will be k!ssing a girl , and the next thing you will hear is "Baby will you still give me that money today" ππ
What is wr0ng with Nigeria girls sef ππ€¦π€¦.
4. He wrote a Su!c!de note and his friend saw it, instead of his friend to stop him...The id!ot was correcting his grammatical err0r ππππ.
5. "Let the boyfriend of the celebrant come outπ". Naso 7 of them come out. Las Las na dancing competition dem do, my guy carry 3rd ππ.
6. "SlΔy queen dey fΔkΒ£ prΒ£gnancy for SugΔr dΔddy wey don use her w0mb do r!tuals alreadyππ"
Inside life πππ.
7. Some guys would be sh0uting "I can't marry a girl that can't cook"π.....My guy,do you even have m/ney for food stuffsππππ.
8. Just two weeks in a relationship π, you have taken all your clothes to his house. Sister, is he a tailor ππππ.
9. Last 3 years, we didn't even listen to Amaka's side of the story π, We just agreed that she disapp0inted 2face ππππ.
10. Nigeria invigilat0rs...i hail o π. They be like "You may Begin to start writing" πππππ.
11. As we are speaking right now π, a girl is on her way to g0 and get prΒ£gnant ππ
Lemme stop here πΆπΆπ.
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06/09/2022
We don too plenty wey dey chase the money πͺ
Abeg make some of unah give upπΆ
03/09/2022
Don't give up
Just keep trying
And trying and trying
01/09/2022
Jingle bells
Jingle Bell
Jingle all the way
LEGEND Complete It π
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01/09/2022
Happy New Month!!!!
Love you all π
30/08/2022
7 WAYS TO KNOW U ARE MAD
1..If u ever counted 1,2,3 bfr pouring water on ur body,,,, u are mad
2..if u ever thought the moon follows u around,,,, u are mad
3..if u ever use ur sim1 to call ur sim2 on the same phone,,, believe me u are absolutely mad
4..if u ever been talking to ursef,, but wen someone looks at u,, u pretend to be singing,,, abeg u are mad
5..u went into ur room and u forgot wat to pick,,, u went out and then u remember and went back inside,,,, sorry u are mad
6..ur phone is at one percent,, NEPA brought light but bcoz of chat u refuse to plug it,, now dem don take light u dey shout ahhhhhh!!!,,,,,,,,, kai ahswear u are mad
7..U read all diz post and u refuse to react or comment,,,,,, sorry ya mad
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29/08/2022
Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the child is called DADDY.
Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.
Welcome to Nigeria where we give
electricity to other countries but we don't have stable light in our country.
Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and
IPhone don't enter pocket.
Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help
you start-up a business.
Welcome to Nigeria where you will open
fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.
Welcome to Nigeria where we buy dog and name it tiger.
Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
Welcome to Nigeria where Yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
Welcome to Nigeria where Barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!
Welcome to Nigeria where some ladies insult yahoo boys online and sleep with them offline.
Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS
are called OMO.
Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.
Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine
cures all sicknesses.
Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Aboki'.
Welcome to Nigeria where a fat rich man's child is called biggy while a fat poor man's child is called 'orobo'.π
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Learn to say "THANK YOU", so more can easily come your way π
27/08/2022
The world can be a better place for u, if only you see it as a better place.
25/08/2022
Live today happy cause it might be your last, so make it worth it π
24/08/2022
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24/08/2022
Mind what you say to people because it'll be used against you
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