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Kachi

Comedian
content creator

19/10/2024

🤣 pawpaw dey worry

16/10/2024

I'm done with motivational speakers.Another one is saying I started my police station with three thieves.

15/10/2024

When Nollywood actors are caught in bed with another woman by their wives, here is what some of them will say..

Ramsey Noah:
"I am sorry dear. I can assure you it is not what you think. I can explain"

John Okafor(Mr Ibu) :
"Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do that kind thing. Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me"

Pete Edochie :
"The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul and I'll show you what fire does to the ears of a rat"

Chiwetalu Agu :
"Ekwensu eromancia mammy water! You are an old school. You don't know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. Why are you angry?"

Nkem Owoh(Osụọfia) :
"I said it. This is a set up. So,you set me up with your best friend. If not, why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here? I said it that you are an evil woman. Don't worry, when we get to the Umụnna, you will explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed"

Olu Jacobs:
"Now, I am sorry. I'll give you a cheque of ₦10 million. Take it and go shopping with it. I'll also buy you a new car. Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here"

Charles Awurum :
"Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit match her for bedroom activities. Talk say na she be the best. That my wife still be a learner. I don tell am say my wife dey do pass her, but she no gree. Na im I talk say make I do am with her to prove her wrong"

Francis Odega :
"Honey, I fit swear with my life say I no know say this woman no be you. How come una two resemble so? Nawaoh! Na when I dey on top the thing I come begin wonder say my wife thing no dey ever sound so. My wife own na kpaa kpaa kpaa. But this one dey sound fukum fukum fukum. Na the thing I just dey wonder before you come open door"

Tony Umez :
"I am sorry, duurling"

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12/10/2024

If your are responsible for this
In your family ...gather here for special meeting

11/10/2024

She sent me a text saying "bbe I was joking am not pregnant 🤰....

But now, what hurts the most is that am already in Zimbabwe 🤦

11/10/2024

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is another level of a talent

11/10/2024

Parents should learn to engage their children with hand work.

11/10/2024

I don't want stress 😬

09/10/2024

Fuel is now N1,065 and people still think I’m the problem in this country - Crossdresser Bobrisky

27/06/2024

Nigerian creators are now eligible for monetization on Facebook. WOW

13/06/2024

Him: Baby, please, allow me to do small na. I've been begging you for this thing since.

You: But it'll pain me. You know I'm a virgin.

Him: I know. And that's why I'll only put the tip. It won't pain you, I promise.

You: *shyly* You promise?

Him: Yes, I promise. Just the tip.

You: Okay. Just take it easy, please. Go slowly.

Him: *jumps down from the bed and starts removing his clothes* Baby, thank you. Thank you. I promise you, I'll make you enjoy this. I'll go slowly.

You watching him remove his trousers knowing you're about to give him the best gonorrhoea of his life:

10/06/2024

Breaking News….
OPM all girls free technical college to commence full academic section by September 2024.
Why all girls technical college ?
There are so many good reasons why the girl child needs to be empowered at early age.
OPM all girls free technical college will teach them vocational training in the secondary school.
1. Furniture making
2. Auto mechanic repair
3. Building and construction training
4. Fashion and design
5. Food and nutrition
6. Fabrication
7. Electrical and Electronics training
8. ICT
9. Farming and food production
10. Repair of phones
11. Barbing of hair and hair dressing and planting of hair
12. House POP training
13. Air conditioner repair
14. Paint production and house painting
They will still be study the normal courses for secondary schools like mathematics, English, chemistry, Biology, physics, religious studies, etc but more emphasis will be on the vocational and practical training in other to equip them with there hands and not there bodies.
There coveralls and uniforms will be distributed free of charge.
There books shall also be free and learning shall also be free.
Registration has already started.
Go to Dr Jesus city, OPM HEADQUARTERS, port harcourt for free registration.
Fully funded through tithes and offerings in OPM CHURCH.

10/06/2024

Laughable history 😅🤣😂
Hetty Green...the most stìngy woman in history, her wealth is estimated at more than $2.3 billion. Hetty Greene was born in America in 1835. She was the only daughter of a wealthy businessman.

She inherited from her father a fortune estimated at $7.5 million. When she was twenty-one years old, she moved to live in New York to invest her money in Wall Street and was called the Wìcked Wìtch of Wall Street.

She married a millionaire like herself, but still lived on leftover cakes and broken biscuits in grocery stores and argued to get a free bone for her dog every day!! Hetty Greene was a very mìserable woman. She sewed underpànts when she was 16 years old and did not change them or buy others until the day of her dèath.

She never spent a penny, so it was said that she never used hot water, that she wore a black dress that she did not change until it was completely worn out, and that she lived on eating a pie that cost only two cents.

Hetty caused her son to ampùtate his leg because when he broke it, she delayed treating it because she insisted not to spent no money and kept looking for free medical attention.

Hetty Greene dìed in 1916 at the age of 81 in New York City, and was entered in the Guinness Book of World Records as the “most stingy person in the world.”

The cause of her dèath was a stroke due to a quarrel with her maid because the maid asked for an increase in her meager salary.

She dìed and left behind a huge fortune, and her children did not inherit her extreme stìnginess, but rather they were generous to the point that her daughter built a free hospital with her money!! ☕️

08/06/2024

Why is the wife so happy? 🤣🤣🤣

08/06/2024

“ Nigeria is the most beautiful African country I’ve visited . How comes they don’t show this on media “ ? Central Cee

“ Been in lagos and I’m seeing crazy cars , crazy houses , visited the club and the nightlife is crazy . I bet some people don’t know these places exist . You give someone 200 pounds and they be so grateful and I’m like damm I’ll love to live here . Can’t wait to show you all what me and Asake are working on “

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