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25/09/2023

14/08/2023

Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy 👦 ☺?

Simbi is now a mother of 2 children 😂 😂 😂

Do u still remember Edet....he know longer lives in calabar but has moved to Canada ☺ ☺

What abOut Agbo....Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of lagoon for London 😂 😂 😂

Eze no longer goes to school....he is now a graduate 🎓 ☺ ☺

Even Mr salami is no longer a farmer but a politician 😂 😂 😂

Remember Ralia the sugar girl 👧
She now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in kano ☺ ☺

Ade our naughty little brother 👦 is now a medical doctor in one of the biggest hospital in the country 😂 😂 😂 😂

Do u know Chike the river boy 👦
He is now a contractor specialized in building roads and bridges 😂 😂

Nkem (the fruit of honesty) has ruled for 52 years 😂😂

Wow!

What a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English ☺ ☺

We still have them off hand

Help others feel the spirit of our sweet primary school days ☺ ☺

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05/08/2023

I read that they were Engaged!
Their wedding is few months away.
He stays in Lagos and she stays in Calabar.
She went for a seminar in Lagos and decided to pay Him a surprised visit at home.

She got to his house around 9pm and met Him getting ready to retire for the night.

They were happy to see each other and she decided to spend the night and leave very early in the morning to her Aunty's place.
In the morning, she was already up and ready to move but he told her to hang on so he can drop her off on his way to the office.
She made breakfast for herself while waiting for her fiance to finish up so they can leave.
He was ready and rushed to the dinning to have a cup of tea and a few slices of bread as usual. On getting to the dinning, he realized there was no milk and he checked the flask to confirm if his fiancée had made him tea.
Well, the flask was empty as well. So he called her to ask what happened.
She responded by asking Him if he expected her to manage a tin of liquid milk for two of them.

She said she couldn't manage a tin of liquid peak milk for two cups of tea.

She admitted to have used the whole tin of milk because she doesn't like sugar in her tea as she prefers her tea very creamy and thick.
She further told him to drink mineral with bread if he really had the need for breakfast that morning.
While advising him to always stock his house with enough beverages to avoid such an occurrence as she wasn't ready to start managing milk.
He told her he was really disappointed she could only think of herself by using the whole tin of milk and not consider him despite seeing that was the last tin in the carton and he lived in an area that had no shops around.
He was aware he had just a tin of milk left in the house and he had planned to go grocery shopping by weekend due to his busy schedules.

She was an unexpected guest and he wasn't aware of her trip to Lagos so the issue of expecting her and making plans for an extra mouth was out

04/08/2023

I was at the Wuse market yesterday and decided to buy banana.

The boy I called to buy from had just two left.

He was with another boy who had like five left. We concluded on price and I asked him to put it in a waterproof for me.

He told me his own just finished but let him collect from his friend.
This boy turned to his friend to give him nylon but his friend refused. This boy even promised to give his friend two nylons in return, as soon as he restocks.
His friend still refused.
The young banana hawker reminded his friend how he used to help him every time he'd been in such situations and his friend's response to this was that he's never forced him to.
I watched these boys go back and forth.
The small boy pleaded with me to please wait so he could run and get a nylon bag for me.
As he wanted to go, I told him not to worry that I'll take the banana like that.
His 'friend' who refused to give him nylon turned to another boy standing close to him and said in a dialect I clearly understood, "I thought he would refuse to buy from him if he didn't have a nylon, so that he can buy from me instead."
I turned to the boy I bought a banana from who had only one left and told him to bring the second one as well.
I carried the two without nylon and put them inside the car.

See eeh, the success of a friend will not and cannot stop your own success.
A small boy who's supposedly a friend refused vehemently to help his friend out in a time he needed him most because he felt his friends failure would bring about his own success.
There's a way you'll get jealous of someone and you'll push them into more good luck.
The success of the person next to you might be all you need to blow.
Little help here and there go a long way in registering you in the hearts of people for good.
I saw the look of disappointment, jealousy and anger on the boy's face when his friend walked away with his empty tray and I couldn't help but wonder where he leant this much b

04/07/2023

25/06/2023

19/06/2023

To all Bachelors!

After a successful meeting today at Mega REAL about you with our Presiding Bishop of Bachelor Must marry fast International Ministry ( BMMFIM)
Hislorship, Cardinal Ndotenyin Aniefiok

The following Bachelor Rankings was made known to all the Bachelors in the Ministry and the Positions / Ranking was duly Released to all the Bachelors which the names and Position/ Rankings will be publish by the Presiding Bishop very soon.

12/06/2023

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Godswill Obot Akpabio

HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY

let CELEBRATE WITH YOU MY PRESIDO
AND SENATE PRESIDO INCOMING
(7015682230 opay M.I.Bassey)
I get hope

forward ever

commenters drop ur account details too you may be lucky too

14/04/2023

08/03/2023

27/02/2023

*2023 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS*

(1). ABIA STATE (APC: 6,636, PDP: 18,571, LP: 160,868, NNPP: 1,808).

(2). ENUGU (APC: 4,772, PDP: 15,749, LP: 428,640).

(3). OSUN (APC: 343,945, PDP: 354,366, LP: 23,283, NNPP: 713).

(4). LAGOS (APC: 572,606, PDP: 75,750, LP: 582,664).

(5). ONDO (APC: 369,924, PDP: 115,463, LP: 4,730, NNPP: 930).

(6). OYO (APC: 449,884, PDP: 182,977, LP: 99,110).

(7). OGUN (APC: 341,554, PDP: 123,831, LP: 85,829, NNPP: 2,200).

(8). EKITI (APC: 201,486, PDP: 89,554, LP: 11,397, NNPP: 264).

(9). PLATEAU (APC: 150,134, PDP: 450,329, LP: 1,125,400)

(10). NASARAWA (APC: 172,922, PDP: 147,093, LP: 188,126).

(11). KWARA (APC: 263,572, PDP: 136,909, LP: 31,166, NNPP: 141).

(12). ADAMAWA (APC: 182,881, PDP: 417,611, LP: 105,648, NNPP: 8,006).

(13). BAUCHI (APC: 146,977, PDP: 319,123).

(14). YOBE (APC: 151,459, PDP: 196,567, LP: 2,406).

(15). GOMBE (APC: 146,977, PDP: 319,223, LP: 26,160, NNPP: 10,520).

(16). KATSINA (APC: 482,283, PDP: 489,045, LP: 6,376).

(17). ZAMFARA (APC: 438,682, PDP: 125,423).

(18). JIGAWA (APC: 421,390, PDP: 386,587, LP: 1,889, NNPP: 98,234).

(19). KANO (APC: 773,528, PDP: 143,218, NNPP: 1,179,889).

(20). AKWAIBOM (APC: 160,620, PDP: 214,012, LP: 132,683).

(21). KEBBI (APC: 581,552, PDP: 154,282, LP: 302).

*SUMMARY (APC: 6,227,470, PDP: 4,457,683, LP: 3,016,677, NNPP: 1,300,505)*

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21/02/2023

A Man established a in and made the entrance fee 300$ but nobody pay for it.

He reduced it to 200$ but still nobody again.

He then reduced the fee to 10$ but still people didn't come.

Finally, he made it FREE entrance for everyone and soon, the was filled with people, the tourists.

In their short moments of joy and tourism,

Then he quietly locked the gate of the , set the free and made the exit fee 500$ per individuals, and everyone paid amounts😂😂??

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As you go about life, beware of free or cheap offers, they can be terrible or destructive to you😶🙏

No business is free😎

20/02/2023

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16/02/2023

Joke of the day

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

My father got the job✌
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30/01/2023

A short read:
The house your Dad built, who is living there now?

What makes you think the ones you are building now your children will live there?

How are you sure they will live in Nigeria. Ten years now, the house will be out of fashion.

Stop killing yourself.

This wife of yours that is pushing you for greener pasture, might not mourn you for a year before she start with your friend just to keep her little Secret before the time is ripe.

Your husband might not even mourn you for 6 months, before your friend will move in.

Stop treating God's treasures (Humans) like trash.

Those children of yours you want to train in Harvard, may just like to be a DJ or a musician that SSCE dropouts are also doing successfully.

The day you die, your account officer will reduce your money to ten percent. You are not alive because of what you have, you're alive to serve God and humanity.

Your house may be old, but the school bag or books you bought for another man's child will continue to grow.

This is not a call to mediocre.

Vanity is hidden in time.

Humanity Should Always Be The Priority.!!!

19/01/2023

My Late father bought me a plate of food:

I walked into in restaurant to get some food. While l was at the service canter someone greeted me “Hello” and l said “Hi” He said- “Obera’s son right?” and l said “Sure!” He spoke: “Am so proud of your father, he was my principal at St Peter’s College, Idah. Such a good man! God rest his soul. Today l am an Architect, all thanks his great dedication to duty. Take anything you want and l will pay the bills!”

And this is how this plate of food came about and l enjoyed it to the fullest. My dad is no more alive but he just bought me food through his name. This gesture has taught me that a good name is far greater than money.
In all your struggles never fail to leave a good name behind it settles bills that even money cannot.

Happy midweek

19/01/2023

15/01/2023

Human Beings Are Of Four Types

1. A man who knows, and knows that he knows. This is the scholar, so take and patiently learn from him.

2. A man who knows, but does not know that he knows. This one has forgotten, so quietly remind him.

3. A man who does not know, and knows that he does not know. This one is a student, so teach him continuously because he will be a great scholar one day.

4. A man who does not know, and does not know that he does not know and isn’t even interested in knowing. This one is an idiot, so reject him".

09/01/2023

Born in 1980 you are 43 years old
Born in 1981 you are 42years old
Born in 1982 you are 41 years old
Born in 1983 you are 40 years old
Born in 1984 you are 39years old
Born in 1985 you are 38 years old
Born in 1986 you are 37 years old
Born in 1987 you are 36 years old
Born in 1988 you are 35 years old
Born in 1989 you are 34 years old
Born in 1990 you are 33 years old

Born in 1991 you are 32 years old
Born in 1992 you are 31 years old
Born in 1993You are 30
Born in 1994 you are 29 years old
Born in 1995 ou are 28 years old
Born in 1996 you are 27 years old
Born in 1997 you are 26 years old
Born in 1998 you are 25 years old
Born in 1999 you are 24 years old
Born in 2000 you are 23 years old
Born in 2001 you are 22 years old
Born in 2002 you are 21 years old

Born in 2003 you are 20 years old

Just a reminder especially to girls who keep saying:
"who gave you my number"?
"what are you looking for in my Inbox"?
"you're not my type".
It's time to quit the family HOUSE......
😂😂✌🏽

09/01/2023

"According to Psychologists, there are four types of Intelligence:

1) Intelligence Quotient (IQ)
2) Emotional Quotient (EQ)
3) Social Quotient (SQ)
4) Adversity Quotient (AQ)

1. Intelligence Quotient (IQ): this is the measure of your level of comprehension. You need IQ to solve maths, memorize things, and recall lessons.

2. Emotional Quotient (EQ): this is the measure of your ability to maintain peace with others, keep to time, be responsible, be honest, respect boundaries, be humble, genuine and considerate.

3. Social Quotient (SQ): this is the measure of your ability to build a network of friends and maintain it over a long period of time.

People that have higher EQ and SQ tend to go further in life than those with a high IQ but low EQ and SQ. Most schools capitalize on improving IQ levels while EQ and SQ are played down.

A man of high IQ can end up being employed by a man of high EQ and SQ even though he has an average IQ.

Your EQ represents your Character, while your SQ represents your Charisma. Give in to habits that will improve these three Qs, especially your EQ and SQ.

Now there is a 4th one, a new paradigm:

4. The Adversity Quotient (AQ): The measure of your ability to go through a rough patch in life, and come out of it without losing your mind.

When faced with troubles, AQ determines who will give up, who will abandon their family, and who will consider su***de.

Parents please expose your children to other areas of life than just Academics. They should adore manual labour (never use work as a form of punishment), Sports and Arts.

Develop their IQ, as well as their EQ, SQ and AQ. They should become multifaceted human beings able to do things independently of their parents.

Finally, do not prepare the road for your children. Prepare your children for the road."

20/12/2022