Dj S Gold

02/02/2025

Still available for your party

20/10/2024

"I've never done this before"

But you go four rounds.
😂😂😂

24/08/2024

Abeg If you save my name with 🔒abeg open am

Make I know watin dey do me
🙏🙏🙏🙏

22/08/2024

E get some kind shege way you go see, you go dey envy blind people.
😢😢😢

22/08/2024

5years without s*x

Thank you Lord🙏💃

If you like do hmmm I go ask if na me and you do am 😏😏😏

15/08/2024

Surviving in Nigeria is not easy.... someone online want 2sell fridge with no door... He's convincing me to use curtain.
🤔🙆‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13/08/2024

The day way I go collect again I go frame the receipt.
😞😞😞

12/08/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂😅 ✍️

1. I went for a job interview🚶 wearing APC Polo they told me to come back when I'm serious in life 😌🤔

2. When I am drünk I become at alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes, then I look down for bombs, I look back for kidnäppers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zig zag to avoid bullet...

Don’t joke with drunkärds 😂😅🤣

3. Me and my guy 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe 😂

4. I tried to act like whites today, I drank tea with 2 slice of bread I faïnted 3 times before lunch 🙉🤣😂

5. Sometimes it is not the Tailor’s fault...

My sister you just don’t have the same shape as the lady on the catalogue 🤷😂

6. 👩When you’re rich and ügly, girls must find something good in you they’ll be like

“Awwwwn, you got nice fingerprint”

“Wow your skeleton is so romantic”

“Gosh, his shadow is cute” 🤣😂🙉

7. Kids be like: chsjfndjuajbdjja

Me: Huhh ? 🤔

Mother: He said he wants chips 💔😂

8. No disgraçe is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in exam Hall and screäming “some people are already writing nønsense” 💔😂

9. Some of these girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙉🤣

10. Na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🤷😒😂

11. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom ! 🙆😂

12. Guys please help me...🥹
What business can I start with N4,000...??🥲

I want to be serious now 😩😂

13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄

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12/08/2024

🤣Laugh hard🙆🏽‍♂️😂

A little boy was ordered to pray🙏 by his parents before they all go to sleep*🛌🏿

Boy: i don't know how to pray....!
Dad: Just pray about everything you know about the family ☺and our Neighbors.
Boy: Mummy please tell daddy i can't pray😖.

Mummy: Shút up if you don't pray 🙏🏿You'll not eat food in this house😡🙄
Boy: dad, tell sister to pray please😭😖
Dad: My son pray before i slàp👋🏻you hard now!😤😡

Boy: "Dear lord"..."he started"....!"Thank you oh God😊for our vîsitors and their children 💔who always come here😖to eat our food😋, don't let them finish all our food😢for we shall be hungry, from today father 😫Any boy who beàts🤜🏻or slàp me👋🏻in school help me to slàp them back!,

Forgive our driver who i always see nàked😲with my sister wrestling on the bed🔥!, help my sister to fight back,
Before the driver can make her grow round 🤰🏿, forgive my elder brother who doesn't sleep at home regularly!, please,provide clothes to all nàked ladies in my dad's phone and don't let them drain my fathers salary!😶, Give my daddy courage 😌to buy for us good😋things as he always do to Aûnty our house girl!, 😔Again lord don't let our house girl😫put her móuth in my Dàddy's mouth👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨, Again please provide shelter for all màn who sleeps in mom's room🛌🏿 anytime dad travels. Forgive me wherever i have asked wrongly 😌may God answer my prayer....!"

💔😹Nobody said amen!! Everybody regretted 😒for ever forcing him to pray💔😹🙏🏿

Wahala no dey finish 🏃🏃

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I might not know you, ✋☺
But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸

03/08/2024

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03/08/2024

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03/08/2024

If you never see your period no panic, Na network hold am🙆🙆🤔🤔🙄🙄😂😂😂
Network bad dis days shaa🥴🥴🥴😳😁😁😁

02/08/2022

August 27 speak about you ifa on point, the day will obey.