Okpameri News

23/01/2025

WAHALA PRO MAX

Police officer Inspector Lawal Ibrahim, was found déàd in a hotel room, after a s*z marathon with side chicken while wearing wedding ring

He met the lady online about three months ago. Last week he invited her to the Palasa Hotel, Abuja.

They had s*z, in the evening, night and early morning. After the morning session, he started having breathing problems, and unresponsive. Hmm.

So the lady, Maryam Abba tried to revive him by sprinkling water on his face, as it wasn’t working. She went to inform the hotel manager.

First they called the police. When police arrived and they went back into the room, Inspector Lawal was lifeless. He was confirmed déád at Abuja Teaching Hospital.

Watermelon, a s*z enhancing drug and a phone charger was recovered from the room.

Maryam has been arrested, pending investigations.

Police is yet to issue and official statement.

Note: Avoid anything s*x weh pass 5 minutes per round and anything weh pass 2 rounds per session not healthy please.
If you have high blood pressure or any small thing your heart is beating fast avoid drugs that trigger it, reduce caffeine intake. Visit medical hospital for regular checks

The above is not a medical advice it's just a common sense recommendation.

23/01/2025

Joy Giver.
A true Nigerian.

Congratulations

22/01/2025

THEM SAY , THEM SAY

HOW MUCH IS 1L of PETROL AT YOUR AREA ?

22/01/2025

22/01/2025

Congratulations on your new office,
A win for one is a win for all.

🥂
Hon Barr Bisi Idaomi

22/01/2025

"When yahoo boys is the only investor in your state all you see is clubs,lounge and hotel "alcohol and s€x"

26/12/2024

Female Football Tournament ( Finale )

26/12/2024

Congratulations to Ibillo_Okpameri

26/12/2024

Live Carnival Football Match

17/12/2024

Lagos State Seals The Lord's Chosen, Celestial Churches, Hotel, Restaurants Over Noise Pollution

17/12/2024

Where can I get Palm Wine from
Very nice palm wine not the one sweetened

17/12/2024

December 17, 2024

EDO STATE GOVERNMENT SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

It is hereby announced for the information of the General Public that the Governor of Edo State, His Excellency, Senator Monday Okpebholo has approved the dissolution of all Commissions in Edo State Government Public Service with immediate effect. For purpose of emphasis, the Commissions include the Edo State Independent Electoral Commission, the Civil Service Commission, Edo State Oil and Gas Producing Areas Development Commission, Edo State Forestry Commission, the House of Assembly Service Commission, the State Audit Service Commission and the Judicial Service Commission.

Accordingly, all Chairmen and members of the Commissions are advised to handover all Government properties in their possession to the most senior Public Officer in their Commission.

Umar Musa Ikhilor, Esq.
Secretary to the State Government

17/12/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel. Bob, true to his word, hands over the $800 and leaves. The woman closes the door, picks up the towel, and wraps it around herself again before returning to her room.

Back upstairs, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob, the next-door neighbor."

"Great!" he said. "Did he say anything about the $800 HE OWES ME?"

17/12/2024

Lampese Day celebration holding 26th Dec 2024.

15/12/2024

Okpameri boyfriends right now

12/12/2024

I'm proud to have come from Akoko Edo.