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28/05/2024

A subject teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was going to sit on; hung to the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled without saying a word. He proceeded to the board and wrote: Test-15min, 30marks. Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimetres (1 Mark). Q2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, show your workings (1 Mark) Q3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair to the ceiling and the friends who helped him. (28 Marks). 😁😁🤩🤣🤣A subject teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was going to sit on; hung to the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled without saying a word. He proceeded to the board and wrote: Test-15min, 30marks. Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimetres (1 Mark). Q2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, show your workings (1 Mark) Q3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair to the ceiling and the friends who helped him. (28 Marks). 😁😁🤩🤣🤣

27/05/2024

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her b***s... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

24/05/2024

https://www.facebook.com/100076242491797/posts/468304435720969/

24/05/2024

Alhamdulilah 🙏🙏,
All African heavyweight champion Back home,
I'D BUSTER Rasheed Idowu and Visit Oluwo of IWO land,
Congratulations Baami Oluwo of IWO land
Congratulations To IWO
This wan be the end and last of your career,
More win More strength 💪💪

I'D BUSTER to the world 🌍 INSHALLAH
IWO to the world 🌎 INSHALLAH

23/05/2024

Èyí ní Abẹwò Fadelatu Sheikh Hissa Abubakri Baba Ote Authentic solaty tv Sí Office Markazil Buhuz ati si Bàbà Wá Al Wazeer Fún Gbogbo Ilé Yoruba.

Abẹ́ Ọlọhun kí ó ṣé Abẹwò náà ní Okùnfà Ìdàgbàsókè Daada Fún Alfa Wa Ote ati fun Ilẹ̀ Ìwo ati Enikookan wa lapapo

Bakanna Baba wa Al wazeer tun lo si ibi Ijoko Isomoloruko Omo Alfa Wa As Sheikh Musa Olamolu

Abe Olohun Ki o bani fun Omo wa SULTOON ni Alubarika to po ati omo Enikookan wa naa

Baba wa Al Wazeer Oore Ọlọhun àti Àánú rẹ̀ kò ní fí yín sílẹ nígbà kọ́ kàn àti gbogbo àwọn Olólùfẹ́ yín.
Allahumo Aamin

22/05/2024

Wahala 🙆‼️ biggest congratulations to popular musician portable as he hit 50million deal with Nigeria police.

Big congratulations to him 🍾🎉🎉, my fans help me to congratulate him 😂😂🙆🙆🚔🚔🚔

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20/05/2024

PRESIDENT TINUBU CONDOLES WITH IRAN OVER PASSING OF PRESIDENT RAISI

President Bola Tinubu extends his condolences to the government and people of the Islamic Republic of Iran over the passing of President Ebrahim Raisi; Iranian foreign minister, Hossein Amir-Abdollahian, and other officials in a helicopter crash.

President Tinubu expresses profound grief over this disturbing tragedy and describes President Raisi as a leader who was passionately committed to the development of Iran.

While commiserating with the bereaved families, President Tinubu prays for the continuous peace, stability, and prosperity of the Iranian nation.

On behalf of the government and people of Nigeria, the President assures the Islamic Republic of Nigeria's support and prayers in this moment of grief.

Chief Ajuri Ngelale
Special Adviser to the President
(Media & Publicity)

May 20, 2024

20/05/2024

𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐎𝐒 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐳𝐞𝐣𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐀𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐞 𝐀𝐅𝐂𝐎𝐍 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝

Nigerian defender, Kennedy Ezeji, who was voted Man of The Match in the Special Eagles’ opening game against hosts Egypt at the ongoing Amputee Nations Cup has described it as another achievement in his service to the country, PUNCH Sports Extra reports.

Nigerian defender, Kennedy Ezeji, who was voted Man of The Match in the Special Eagles’ opening game against hosts Egypt at the ongoing Amputee Nations Cup has described it as another achievement in his service to the country

20/05/2024

Women : My man can not satisfy me, he is a 1 minute man, his Ebubedike is too small, I can't feel anything, there is no masculine power, He is not s*xually compatible, his s*xual drive is low bdjdgdhdgdudyfj.

Man : Nkechi tell me where do I start from?? The p***y you are coming with can swallow my entire being, that same p***y taati fiave+ men with different sizes of Rod have vandalized and brutalized it, heavy duty machines made from China and Japan put together has also been used, Di**os and dangerous toys has been used on it for ions.

Nkechi, I am just an innocent man trying to earn a living, you can't expect me to match the strength of forty+ men, machines and toys put together, you must be after my life. You told me no s*x until after marriage and now I have married you only for me to encounter Bermuda triangle while trying to break your h***n.

Earth is hard.

Let me use TORCH TO FIND MY PATH OUT, I NO DO AGAIN.

Stay putinized.

20/05/2024

*OBA'S ILEYA CUP 2024*

DAY 2

ABE-IGI FC vs YOUNG STARS FC

4:00 PM

Man of the match sponsored by: Mrs Ramota Bolanle Olaotan and VijuMilk drink.

18/05/2024

Questions you should NEVER ask people:

What is your salary?
Are you a virgin? (Except you want to marry her)
When will you marry?
When will you have children?
When will you leave your irresponsible husband/wife?
Why do you repeat your clothes?
When will you upgrade your phone?
How old are you?

Do you know how Dangote became a billionaire? By minding his business. Mind your business, and you, too, will be rich! Respect and wealth are attracted to you when you know your boundaries and do not cross them willy-nilly.

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17/05/2024

رئيس مصلحة بوكالة المغرب العربي للأنباء MAPفي لقاء خاص برئيس الاتحاد الأفريقي للأكاديميين العرب والمستعربين ومدير المركز النيجيري للبحوث العربية البروفيسور الخضر عبدالباقي

17/05/2024

𝟮𝟬 𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗥𝗨𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗.
In Yorubaland, sometimes there are towns, cities and villages that share connected names, ancestry, history and sometimes belong to the same Yoruba subgroup. Here are a few examples.

(1a) Ido Faboro (Ekiti State)
(1b) Ido Ibadan (Oyo State)
(1c) Ido Island (Lagos State)
(1d) Ido Ani (Ondo State)

(2a) Igbara Oke (Ondo State)
(2b) Igbara Odo (Ekiti State)

(3a) Esa Oke (Osun State)
(3b) Esa Odo (Osun State)

(4a) Imesi ile (Osun State)
(4b) Oke Imesi (Ekiti State)
(4c) Imesi (Ekiti State)

(5a) Ila (Osun State)
(5b) Oke Ila (Osun State)

(6a) Emure Ekiti (Ekiti State)
(6b) Emure ile (Ondo State)

(7a) Erinmope (Ekiti State)
(7b) Erinmope (Kwara State)

(8a) Ise Ekiti (Ekiti State)
(8b) Okeluse (Ondo State)

(9a) Ijebu Ode (Ogun State)
(9b) Ijebu Igbo (Ogun State)

(10a) Oke Ayedun (Ekiti State)
(10b) Odo Ayedun (Ekiti State)

(11a) Ikoyi (Lagos State)
(11b) Ikoyi (Kogi State)
(11c) Ikoyi (Oyo State)
(11d) Ikoyi (Osun State)

(12a) Owena (Ondo State)
(12b) Owena (Osun State)

(13a) Ifon Orolu (Osun State)
(13b) Ifon Omima (Ondo State)

(14a) Ejigbo (Lagos State)
(14b) Ejigbo (Osun State)

(15a) Igbokoda (Ondo State)
(15b) Gbokoda (Delta State)

(16a) Egbeda (Kogi State)
(16b) Egbeda (Lagos State)
(16c) Egbeda (Oyo State)

(17a) Ibeshe (Ogun State)
(17b) Ibeshe (Lagos State)

(18a) Ilara (Ondo State)
(18b) Ilara (Ogun State)

(19a) Ketu (Lagos State)
(19b) Ketu (Benin Republic)
(19c) Ketu (Ogun State)

(20a) Ado (Ekiti State)
(20b) Ado (Oyo State)
(20c) Ado (Ogun State)
(20d) Ado (Lagos State)

NB: If you remember any other twin towns, you can please mention them for our collective education.

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16/05/2024

First batch of Nigerian pilgrims for 2024 Hajj arrives the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

The Saudi Arabian flight Flynas touched down at Prince Mohammed Ibn Abdu-Aziz International Airport, Madina at 12am Nigerian time with 422 pilgrims from Kebbi State.

The Saudi Arabian flight Flynas touched down at Prince Mohammed Ibn Abdu-Aziz International Airport, Madina at 12am Nigerian time with 422 pilgrims from Kebbi State. Nigerian Ambassador to Saudi Arabia, Alhaji Mahmoud Lele Mohammed and the Consul General, Ambassador Ibrahim Sule Dan Agundi were at t...

15/05/2024

*****ILEYA OBA'S CUP 2024*****

OPENING MATCH

YIDI FC vs OGFTZ FC 4:00 PM

DON'T MISS IT!

15/05/2024

Portable has been released! “They chase me, I dey chase dream,” he says.😂😂😂

15/05/2024

Police nationale (Côte d’Ivoire )🇨🇮

Douahou 📸

15/05/2024

The police have forcefully arrested Singer Portable over an alleged 14 million naira debt.

In a video trending online, Zazu jumped over a black gate to avoid being arrested by the police.

According to reports, the singer paid only 13 million naira for his G-wagon and refused to pay the remaining 14 million naira, which led to a police confrontation.

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