Alexxson

24/11/2024

Many relationships are holding because of money why love is taking the all credit 💔😢👀💸

07/09/2024

Another beautiful morning 🥰

Alexxson

26/08/2024

07/08/2024

Our bus didn’t have a conductor so the driver asked us to pay line by line. Transport fare ₦300.

I had ₦300 with me and as I was about to pay, the woman behind me gave me ₦1000 for 3. Her change ₦100

I wanted to give her the ₦100 that was with me but she collected the ₦300 and said she has collected her ₦200 change.

What’s going on ?

She then gave me another ₦1000 and said for 2 but at that point, I was already really confused. Madam, why you take the ₦300 instead of ₦100 ?

She began explaining to me but it wasn’t sinking in at all. At one point, I wanted to tell her to give me my money back so we can start afresh. She then said the other ₦1000 she gave me was for 2 so the ₦400 change is why she took ₦200 so the driver should bring ₦200 change.

I never think finish, another woman gave me ₦1000 and collected ₦500 from the money wey still dey confuse me.

Me: 🥴🥴🥴👇👇👇👇👇

06/08/2024

Fact.

06/08/2024

My head don full

29/06/2024

I was trekking to work very early this morning holding 100naira with my face looking like bread wey them squeeze.

I tried looking for bus to take me to work but all of them were charging 150 due to the hike in fuel and 100naira was all I had if you combine my opay, palmpay, access bank, phantom wallet, telegram wallet and okx wallet. I no even get wetin to use chop.

While i was trekking, one little boy walked up to me in tears with serious catarrh coming out from his nose...

The boy: good morning sir. Sir please help me, I haven't eaten for the past 2days and nobody wants to help me.

I looked at the boy and the big quantity of catarrh coming out from his nose, I had compassion on him...

Me: you get 50naira, make I give you 100naira.

The boy: yes sir.

(he brought out small bundle of money from his pocket enough to feed me for 3days. He selected 50naira...)

The boy: *stretched his hand* sir look at it.

Me: *snatched the 50naira and started running*
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17/06/2024

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't r**e.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for s*x.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

32. Bros DO NOT rush for selfies.

33. Never break up with the girl that bring food to the gang.

34. Even if you're caught red-handed, deny everything. 😎

35. Dress well, no matter the occasion.

Sup Bro 🤜🤛

Always Remember num. 34 is very important.. copied

10/05/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

02/05/2024

WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Pledges - 4,000,000 naira
Paid pledges- 120,000
Gifts: 15
Envelopes: 300
Content in Envelopes: 7000 naira.
Missing items: 43 phones:-
324 spoons,
1 cake knife,
One photographer's camera missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest.
Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
4 people fighting outside,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
3 decoration curtains missing. Groom's
mother slaps bride. You can add your own experience 😅😅😅
If I made you smile 😊
Please the least you could do is to also put a smile on my face by giving me a f0ll0w on my new Page to encourage me😊🙏

19/03/2024

So few years ago, a male neighbor of mine had the beautiful chocolate skinned girl he was dating.

The girl was a pure definition of beauty, moderate ass, sizable b***s, flat tommy and a magical smile. There was nothing else Emeka my neighbor looked for in a woman that wasn't in his woman Angela. When ever she comes to visit him, we his neighbour stares in excitement. They have been dating for 4years. In his words, She was his type of woman.

But everything changed when Emeka met this chubby girl in his friends wedding. He started to get to know her. It was on like Emeka, because since his history he hasn't dated a chubby girl before, he just don't like them and the chubbiness of this particular girl was a bit more, but Emeka didn't mind.

After few months of Emeka getting to know this new girl Chioma. He told me that he was ready to get married. That he has finally found what he was looking for. I asked him what about Angela. In his words he said Angela will be alright.

So two months after getting to know Chioma, He had already gone to meet her parents for proper introduction. After the introduction He started making arrangement for bride price. It was as if a spell of love has been casted upon my neighbor Emeka.

He started buying everything he needed for the bride price, he bought most of the things and kept in his kitchen. One time his girlfriend Angela came to visit and saw all the goodies her boyfriend bought and she asked babe do you want to start selling food stuffs? this one that you have almost the whole food stuff in your kitchen?

She was already wearing his long button shirt because she planed on spending the night in his boyfriend place. She asked the question and Emeka replied her without smiling. I want to marry. He said. But you haven't proposed. Angela said smiling. Emeka didn't say a word. Wait babe don't tell me you are proposing. You are too local. Anyways I will marry you. She said smiling and came into the bedroom and kissed Emeka.

Emeka pulled her out since she wanted to start getting intimate again, Angel You won't be angry. Emeka said. why should I be? Angela asked. Its not you okay. Its me. What I want; I'm performing my traditional marriage rites in two weeks. Emeka finally bursted out.

It felt like a shock to Angela, because she didn't remember ever doing a formal introduction with Emeka with her parents. Are you, are you breaking up with me? Angela asked after getting the whole thing that is finally happening. And you allow me find out like this? She asked. I didn't know how to tell you. Emeka said.

Four whole years Emeka? Four whole years and you do this to me? Angela said with tears. We the neighbors could already hear their voices from outside even though it was inaudible. I never promised you marriage. Emeka said. Our relationship was perfect but I wanted something more. Emeka said. Something like what exactly? I will do it. Just tell me. Angela said begging Emeka. There was silence in their room for some seconds. I am moving out of this house after our traditional marriage rite. Emeka said.

Have you been cheating on me in this relationship? Angela asked, trying hard to control her tears. Have you? She asked. No babe. No. Emeka said. Don't call me that. Angela said. I met her few months ago, like two months ago. He said. Just two months and you threw away what we had going on for four years? She asked with her eyes full with tears. I'm sorry. He said.

Angela with tears left the house that night. Emeka went ahead to marry his new chubby girl after barely a year of meeting her. After the traditional wedding he sent the white wedding invitation card to Angela now his Ex.

We went for the white wedding, but that day I decided to fast, I wouldn't want to hear a story of The ex poisoned the food shared in the wedding. So I fasted. But the thing here was nothing happened, the wedding went as smooth as possible.

But before the wedding ended we were informed that Angela committed su***de.

Morals: Ladies when you start a relationship with a man and you want something more, please let the man know, so that you can know exactly where you are, if you are to continue or not.

Lastly, Don't be like Angela, Su***de is never an option, When you give yourself a chance to live, it shows that there are possibilities for you to find Better.

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13th March 2024

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Alexson

11/03/2024

When you go home you eat 🤣😁
Are you sleep over

02/03/2024

Na so I collect one baby number

Only for me to reach house

and find that out is today date

090 02 02 2024.

02/03/2024

Na so I collect one baby number

Only for me to reach house

and find out that is today date

090 03 02 2024.

07/12/2023

Guess what it ended in tears 🤣🤣