MrSurprise tv

04/12/2024

People always Gossip on what they have no idea in . What you see is not always true.
Always ask the right person and stop assuming

26/11/2024

WHAT IS LOVE?

LOVE "is when your husband catches you with another man in a hotel room and says, my baby, dress up and let's go home"

SU***DE "is when you follow him"

17/11/2024

Imagine They gave you 80 million to beat me up 😯😯🙄😛😛
Will you Accept That foolish offer? 🙄🙄

10/11/2024

The way people want to know who you are dating, you will think they want to sponsor your wedding.
Happy Sunday jare.

10/11/2024

Any advice?

08/11/2024

Just try not to laugh 😳😳😳👁️👁️

11/07/2024

Dear Brother, if you only focus on beauty in your search for a wife; you may end up marrying a very beautiful problem.
🙄🙄🙄

08/07/2024

If you need financial assistance, please text me
…
I have someone that will buy your phone
😎

25/06/2024

Rain dey fall for almost 2 hours now and NEPA no gree take light. Something must be wrong somewhere

15/02/2024

Okunrin!!!

09/02/2024

What hurts more than breakup?

Me: A shaking charger. 🤧😭
Add yours

01/12/2023

Happy new month lovers

17/09/2023

05/09/2023

In this life 🤪😜😝😚😙😗

20/08/2023

1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich_ is a ''racist'' - Odunlade Adeyemi jnr (1788)

2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_ before eating ''cannot keep a secret'' - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a ''courageous woman'' can _fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley (1872)

4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ''u're poor'', but _allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is ''poverty'' - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face_, is ''capable of murder'' - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is ''not afraid of anything'' - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike_, has ''never been to Nigeria'' - Lord Lugard (1904)

8). He who _runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet_ is ''not hungry'' - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has ''never tried Hausa perfume'' - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, ''it cannot cook yam'' - Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who _reads this without laughing_, is ''either looking for job'' or ''needs money badly'' - Barack Obama (2014).

04/08/2023

IF RICE IS CARBOHYDRATE AND BEANS IS PROTEIN
WHAT WILL YOU CALL RICE AND BEANS.
FEEL FREE TO USE CALCULATOR PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺

02/08/2023

Not all bad dreams are spiritual attacks.
Sometimes, try and wash your bedsheet.
I come in peace.
🏃🚴🏃🚴🏃🚴