Mandy Nelson

15/01/2025

"Stricuy tor the Genius which chicken is alterent? No winners yet.

02/06/2024

Hello 👋

26/04/2024

Claim it

26/09/2023

Today's Best Photo
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24/09/2023

Really 😮‼️

The late Mohbad best friend, Bella Shmurda has officially cancelled his Canada tour he announced in June due to the departure of his best friend.

Bella Shmurda is a true friend of Mohbad ❤️👏🏿

23/09/2023

21/09/2023

0U must laugh jhoor 😂

There was a time I went to a restaurant,with just 500 only.

Immediately I entered the restaurant I felt the coolness of the air condition in the restaurant.

I wanted to go back knowing that this is going to be an expensive restaurant web den get AC? Ahh it's expensive.

But as I turned to go I noticed this fine girl was eyeing me giving me sign that she likes me.

So I decided not to go again so she won't think am broke.

I went to sit down.

Now my plans was that I'll order for good food,if the bills was too high and I can't pay I'll do asive I'm making call,go outside and run away since that was the latest trend.

"Waiter! What is all this now I have been sitting here for like 30 minutes but no one is attending to me,I will sue this restaurant !" I shouted.

"Sorry sir,we are very sorry sir!" The waiter said while running towards our table.

"What's your problem?" I shouted "do you know who I am"

"I'm sorry sir the waiter repeated"

I took a glace at the girl and she was just staring at me still eyeing me.

"My plans are working" I thought.

"Give me a bottle of Hennessèy and chicken" I said to the waiter.

"Okay sir." Said the waiter "I'll be right back.

When I was done eating the girl that was eyeing me came to ask for my phone number and the waiter too came for the bill.

My brother walked in then I tried to hide my face but he saw me and said.

"Lekan why you finish Garri weh dey for house you no wash plate? Mama dey for house she say make y

21/09/2023

NO COMPETITION IN LIFE
NAH YOU DEY RUSH YOURSELF
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25/05/2023

"I never knew I am a celebrity until I entered poultry, you need to see how chickens rushed me, honestly I felt shy 🙈🙈🙈

30/03/2023

A graduate in zoology was having difficulties in finding job......
He saw an advert in one of the daily news paper for a job at a zoo.
At the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which has been a tourists attraction has died, so they needed someone to dress and disguise as a gorilla since they have not been able to afford a new gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed but since the salary was very okay and attractive, he accepted the job offer On the first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, started jumping up and down, beating his chest while roaring like a gorilla.........
The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage untill he found himself starring at a lion , the lion roared and started moving towards him. The scared graduate forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human being "help! help!! help!!!".,,
The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered onto one of his ear; DEJI ... it's me GBENGA your course mate, no fear, guy no work for these country,....., Infact you see that crocodile wey dey inside that water ?, Na Micheal Oyetoro our class rep be that.Pls follow and 🙏🙏🙏🙏 share fans

24/03/2023

Orisirisi wedding abbreviation.Ewo tun ni Samuel Weds, Pamilerin,
Sapa 2023 🤣🤣🤣🤣

24/03/2023

Omg😂😂
I saw a group of people surrounding a bus shouting give me my change 😔 I rushed and joined them 🦋🤔 I collected #800🤣🤣

24/03/2023

Open it,Open it wild I will do it small small and Gently
Brushing of children teeth is very stressful

24/03/2023

How far precious 🙋
Are you still the botter in my bread or you don go find beans? 😩😂

19/03/2023

Happy Sunday fans