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26/04/2024

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26/09/2023

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24/09/2023

Really 😮‼️

The late Mohbad best friend, Bella Shmurda has officially cancelled his Canada tour he announced in June due to the departure of his best friend.

Bella Shmurda is a true friend of Mohbad ❤️👏🏿

23/09/2023

21/09/2023

0U must laugh jhoor 😂

There was a time I went to a restaurant,with just 500 only.

Immediately I entered the restaurant I felt the coolness of the air condition in the restaurant.

I wanted to go back knowing that this is going to be an expensive restaurant web den get AC? Ahh it's expensive.

But as I turned to go I noticed this fine girl was eyeing me giving me sign that she likes me.

So I decided not to go again so she won't think am broke.

I went to sit down.

Now my plans was that I'll order for good food,if the bills was too high and I can't pay I'll do asive I'm making call,go outside and run away since that was the latest trend.

"Waiter! What is all this now I have been sitting here for like 30 minutes but no one is attending to me,I will sue this restaurant !" I shouted.

"Sorry sir,we are very sorry sir!" The waiter said while running towards our table.

"What's your problem?" I shouted "do you know who I am"

"I'm sorry sir the waiter repeated"

I took a glace at the girl and she was just staring at me still eyeing me.

"My plans are working" I thought.

"Give me a bottle of Hennessèy and chicken" I said to the waiter.

"Okay sir." Said the waiter "I'll be right back.

When I was done eating the girl that was eyeing me came to ask for my phone number and the waiter too came for the bill.

My brother walked in then I tried to hide my face but he saw me and said.

"Lekan why you finish Garri weh dey for house you no wash plate? Mama dey for house she say make y

21/09/2023

NO COMPETITION IN LIFE
NAH YOU DEY RUSH YOURSELF
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25/05/2023

"I never knew I am a celebrity until I entered poultry, you need to see how chickens rushed me, honestly I felt shy 🙈🙈🙈

30/03/2023

A graduate in zoology was having difficulties in finding job......
He saw an advert in one of the daily news paper for a job at a zoo.
At the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which has been a tourists attraction has died, so they needed someone to dress and disguise as a gorilla since they have not been able to afford a new gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed but since the salary was very okay and attractive, he accepted the job offer On the first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, started jumping up and down, beating his chest while roaring like a gorilla.........
The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage untill he found himself starring at a lion , the lion roared and started moving towards him. The scared graduate forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human being "help! help!! help!!!".,,
The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered onto one of his ear; DEJI ... it's me GBENGA your course mate, no fear, guy no work for these country,....., Infact you see that crocodile wey dey inside that water ?, Na Micheal Oyetoro our class rep be that.Pls follow and 🙏🙏🙏🙏 share fans

24/03/2023

Orisirisi wedding abbreviation.Ewo tun ni Samuel Weds, Pamilerin,
Sapa 2023 🤣🤣🤣🤣

24/03/2023

Omg😂😂
I saw a group of people surrounding a bus shouting give me my change 😔 I rushed and joined them 🦋🤔 I collected #800🤣🤣

24/03/2023

Open it,Open it wild I will do it small small and Gently
Brushing of children teeth is very stressful

24/03/2023

How far precious 🙋
Are you still the botter in my bread or you don go find beans? 😩😂

19/03/2023

Happy Sunday fans

03/03/2023

*Ebami dupe lowo Olorun o, Lana ti mo nbo lati Canada lawon ole ba da aeroplane✈🛩 wa lona. Reverse lafi rin pada si London* 🙆😂

01/03/2023

meaning

01/03/2023

I mistakenly sent my CV to WWE wrestling....now I have a match with undertaker on Sunday
😭😭

01/03/2023

As old as you are, you are still using free mode 🙄🙄oga oo🚶🚶

01/03/2023

Please patronize me, I repair Broken Relationship, Fix Heartbreak, Sell Boyfriend & Girlfriend 😂😜 Swapping is also Available👀Surviving in Nigeria
1.Have garri in ur house
2.make sure u have enough garri
3.don't lack garri
4.even if no sugar, have garri😏

01/03/2023

😂😂😂Jesus turn water to wine 🍾🍾🍾
I turn Garri to Eba🍚🍚😅😁

😂😂Dont be lazy find something to turn 😂😂

01/03/2023

Just ordinary small kiss u don close ur eyes.....😒But during prayer for church u go dey shine eye like goat wey lick salt🙆🙆🤣🤣HOW TO RESPECT YOURSELF IN 2023

1...Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
2... Stop begging.
3...Stop saying more than necessary.
4...When people disrespect you, confront them immediately.
5...Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
6...Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate it.
7...Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy.
8... Stop entertaining gossip about other people.
9...Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
10... Always look your best. Dress the way you should be addressed.
11... Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals
12...Respect your time.
13... Don't stay in a relationship where you don't feel respected and valued. Walk away.
14... Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you.
15... Be scarce sometimes.
16...Be a giver more than a receiver.
17...Don't go where you are not invited. And when invited don't overstay your welcome.
18...Treat people exactly the way they deserve.
19... Except they owe you money, two call attempts is enough. If they value you they will call you back.
20...Be good at what you do.

The most moist and fluffy cupcake I've ever had **Cupcake Recipe** Ingredients - 2 cups all-purpose flour - 3 ½ tsp baking powder - ½ t...

01/03/2023

The reason why A is before B
is bcoz Attitude comes before Beauty,lower yourself even iphone of 600k still need simcard of #500

01/03/2023

Ayra starr dey Rush but Rema told her to Calm down because even Omah lay no Understand why Kizz Daniel still dey Cough 🤦🤦

01/03/2023

If you hate me because of what someone told you, then you're stupid.💁👏🔥Double dating is not cheating, is just like writing Waec and Neco, if Waec no favour u, Neco go favour u.
😏😏😁😁😅😅
Or I lieNigeria why???
But they said that iya alakara don't use
POS but they are now using it.Double dating is not cheating, is just like writing Waec and Neco, if Waec no favour u, Neco go favour u.
😏😏😁😁😅😅
Or I lieThe grave 🪦 is full of people with unfinished dreams, May we not die⚰️ before our time 🙏🔥🧎🛐The reason why A is before B
is bcoz Attitude comes before Beauty,lower yourself even iphone of 600k still need simcard of de broke agba broke lafida
Otu 2023
Abi mori transfer 1k
Ni😂😂😂😂Husband hug his wife from
Back, she shouted oga
Landlord wait let my husband
Go work first na me and u
2day 😹😹😹Just ordinary small kiss u don close ur eyes.....😒But during prayer for church u go dey shine eye like goat wey lick salt🙆🙆🤣🤣For vawulence sake😂
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01/03/2023

Whenever I make my girlfriend upset I use my mum's phone to text her "Plz forgive my son he told me everything"😂😜I had a dream yesterday that my gas has finished 🙄🙄ni oruko jeeeeeeeesu, Àlákála oni se lemi Lori😜🚶🚶My first time in court, the judge shouted "order!" I shouted "rice and chicken with cold fanta"🥴🥴😂E don reach traditional marriage u carry us dey enter bush, prescious where those fine fine gate u dey stand dey snap 🙄😳💔🤣🤣❗❗i want to cook okro
I don buy hypo, fresh tomatoes, onga and one sachet of milk
Abeg wetin remain ooI was eating my jollof rice 🥘& found a cockroach🪳 legs in it, till now I'm still thinking where the whole body is 😩🥺There are 4 birds on a tree. I shoot 1, how many birds are left on the tree? Use your sense. I want to see a genius 😄😄😄😂😂😂No be Small thing oh
I was shocked today at the bank
After withdrawing money
The ATM asked me ' anything for the boy🤣🤣🤣Dating Osun girls is so sweet, bcoz they don't know pizza, burger or shawarma all they know is babe pls buy me "ANANMON"
🚶🚶🚶🚶Inside this rogbodiyan!! Some of you are still doing Ajo(thrift)!!
Where una dey see money ? 🥹🥹
Haaa olopa ma ko everybody seeehThe way my English is improving ehh..
I sometimes almost probably perhaps maybe, but couldn't can't😏

01/03/2023

E no go better for person wey invented Snapchat 😫 I swear the girl wey I don dey chat with over a year get tribal mark OMG🤧
🙆

01/03/2023

I told my friend that my favorite color is navy blue, and she said her own is police pink, wat about u😂😅😅😅

01/03/2023

Nigeria why???
But they said that iya alakara don't use
POS but they are now using it.