29/07/2022
FEAR WOMAN🚶🚶😩🤣🤣💔
My wife and i had a slight quarrel that led to malice in my own house.
"don't talk to me ever again in your life. "She yelled furiously.
"Not as if i care! " I muttered.
"Ok, we shall see. We shall see! You that can not stay a second without talking to me."
"Not now again madam." I hissed and left the kitchen.
That was the begin of the episode. The first day, we didn't talk to each other and we meant business. What baffled me was the courage she had afterwards. How could she make meals for herself alone while she knows how much i love food and how hungry i was! This part really got me oh.😂😂😂
She ate the food as if she's still single. I almost cried, but had to be a man! 😂
I tried hard to put myself in order. I must not give up. In short, giving up is not an option. Instead, i made my own dinner.
Thank God i can cook!
At night, she laid completely n*ked, facing the plasma screen towards me. Not as if i cared. But for real, i couldn't sleep, my eyes were wide open, as my body was reacting against my wish.
That was when i started missing mosquitoes in the house😂😂 i wished i could invoke them.
Next thing, i mistakenly touched her body. Yes, you heard me right-mistakenly. You need to see how she jolted up from the bed, as if i am a stranger. I couldn't fathom what i saw next. My wife, i mean my own wife, went and put on two panties, two tights, two bum short, and thick jeans trousers before coming back to the bed.
Oh my God! Now it was clear that i am seriously lossing.
So no more mirimiri at night? 😂😂
My village people has finally found me.
Is it part of our deal?
I almost spoke out. Yes, because i never saw it coming.
I bit my lips trying to be a man. I stood up and put on two trousers as well at least, she won't notice how bittered i was.
for two days we were living that way, under one roof.
The third day, because i was fed up with the whole thing but didn't want to loss, i came up with an idea that would put this mess to an end - Beans.
"I will make beans for dinner. I will cook it half-done so that my fart will pull off the roof at night, let me see if she wouldn't scream my name." I murmured excitedly.
I gladly went to the kitchen. I made this beans. That beans was "Madddooo".😂😂 looking at it alone, i could deduce how dangerous the air pollution would be that night.
"By the time i blow two loud trumpets, accompany with hazardous smell, let see if she won't call my name" I said feeling victorious. In short, i congratulated myself in advance
I planned to take my dinner at 9pm.
Unfortunately, when it was time, i couldn't find my pot of beans. I almost called to ask her. But no, no matter what, i won't be the first to talk.
That was how i didn't get to see my pot of beans oh.
This woman has taken it.
She has taken it oh and she was acting as if nothing happened.
Then i decided to wait and see when she would eat the beans. I waited almost forever.
Finally, I gave up waiting and chose to go to bed since it was late, knowing she does eat at late hours.
I slept off..
Next thing i heard was;
"BRABRAPAKATAAAAAAPAM"
I woke up from sleep with fall force. I was shock what would have made that sound. NEPA took the light at the same time.
" E b like nah transformer blow!" I murmured. Shortly, they brought it back. Then i realised it wasn't transformers.
she was not on the bed!
what! where is she?
i rushed to check in the bathroom, nobody. While checking, i heard another loud sound, that sound wasn't friendly at all. It was like THUNDER STRIKE
"BRAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa"
"Chimuuu" I screamed unconsciously.
She just enterred completely n*k*d, with the pot(my pot of beans). She just kept the empty pot at the side and cat to bed.
The way she laid abnormally made me to give up. Yes, i gave up..
She laid upsidedown: from her position, she placed her botom directly to where my head was supposed to be. I was still watching from the bathroom when she released another bomb that seems intentions. it came with the "Pooooooooooooooo" sound. This one lasted for over twenty seconds. 😂 😂
Omo i lost control!
"Jesus! Baby do you want to k!ll someone? You forgot to put on your bum short today!" I screamed holding my nose.
"Did you just talk to me? "
Nah this question i never fit ansa till today. 😂😂😂😂
Abeg féar wémen 😅😅😅😅
