Padi man

09/09/2024

If the Weapon formed against me

get big bwess make e prosper😔

09/09/2024

E no cos na me wan live long

09/09/2024

😂😂😂 this country na cruise

20/08/2024

Dating many boys😁 doesn't mean you are beautiful😘
Cheap products attracts many customers🚶🚶

06/08/2024

🎉 LAUGH WITH ME😉🤣😌😌😌

1. Small relationshïp wey I say make I enter yesterday with Omolola... I don owe Airtel N1,750 🥹😩😂😂😂... Una no tell me say e be like this 😭😭
2. Go school, you say school na sçam... Now to fill bank teller you dey swear🙄. Favour, you’re busy writing “Eleventeen thousänd one hundred & onety one” 🙆‍♀️😂😂😂
3. I know being singlë is a pandemic but imagine being in a relationshïp where you’re told “Please don’t tell anyone we are datïng”🥹🥲
Favour this your own no do at all 😒😂😂😂
4. You can kïss a boy so deep for 10mins and surely you both must exchange saliva....😒
But if your blöod brother remains pure water for you. You’ll open another edge before drinking... Where did I even keep that my thundër 🙄😂😂😂
5. This country ehn, na only me and the lady reading this normal...🥲
I posted this one day: “Why do men kneel while proposing?”😶🤔
A Guy replied: “They’re talking to the hmmm, not to you😌😂😂😂..If you know, you know!🤭 Fëar men oo 😒
6. I will never go out in the night again,😳Will you believe that I was chasëd by a blaçk nylon last night? 😩😭😭😂😂😂
7. I also posted this one day: “Ladies, here’s the seçret. Calling your man too much makes him stöp loving you. What is 49 missed call?” 🤷
A LADY replied: “Someone that is with my Hëart?😏 I’ll call you to glory. 😳😂😂😂
8. Na person wey get møney don dey wish Happy Birthday by 12am.😒
*
The Brokë ones na “sorry it’s coming läte”😕🤭😂😂😂
9. Having educated parent is a problëm sef🙄
You can’t even ask them möney for NYSC textbook. 😒🥲🤭😂😂
10. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

12/07/2024

E get some Knack 👉👌🍆 wey u go just remember dey smile nd ur phekus go dey vibrate
😋😋😋🏃🏃🏃

12/07/2024

EVENING VIBES 😜 😜 😂 🤣

1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄

My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂
2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂
3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄
Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰
Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄
Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒
Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂
Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂
4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄
I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂
5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒
Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂
6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂
7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became .🥲
Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂
8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂

9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄:
“Ekwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are the living God oo
Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂
10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will off light. 🤭😂😂
11. Nothing päin most than when someone is almost kïlling you in a fīght and people around you will be shöuting “LEAVE THEM MAKE THEM FÏGHT” 😳😩😂😂
12. Friends, you can tell me your secrëts, they are safe with me😇.

Favour that told me she travelled to London last week to meet her new boyfrïend, did I tell anybody? 🥲🤭😂😂
13. Please oo 😩 if you help me to see a White Hen with two legs in your street, please message me 🥲
It’s mine, we dey keep am for Christmas 🤭😂
14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 😩😭

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Padi man
GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY AS YOU DO SO

11/07/2024

1. Welcome to Nigeria where someone will wear a T-shirt written RĪP to visit someone in the hospital😂😢🙆‍♂️

2. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will remove his earpiece so as to stare a lady's buttøcks😭🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

3. Welcome to Nigeria where a mother will ask her son to unplug his phone of 3% and plug her own phone of 87%😂🏃🏼

4. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will buy his gf spark 10, meanwhile he is using Itel TORCH tighed with rubber band🙆🏼‍♀😭🙆‍♂️

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will see a mād man controlling traffic, and normal people are obeying😃😄🤭

6. Welcome to Nigeria where a graduate who studied medicine will end up being a plumber🤭🙆🏼‍♀

7. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will bring out his cloths to wash, and end up keeping jeans out without washing them thinking that they are clean😂💁‍♂️🙆‍♂️

8. Welcome to Nigeria where people will go to a būrial, cry, and still carry their food like say tomorrow no Dey😅🤦🏻‍♀🙆‍♂️

9. Welcome to Nigeria where people reduces the volume of the TV, to smell if something is burning 🤭🙄🙆‍♂️

10. Welcome to Nigeria where ugly people are accūsed of messing when it is someone else😭🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

11. Welcome to Nigeria where girls uses Emoji to shave their ampit🤣🙄🙆🏼‍♀🏃🏼

12. Welcome to Nigeria where people will read your post, smile and skip😂😃

Don't go without reacting 🙄😏 and please follow my page guys Padi man

11/07/2024

1. If she says "I love you" during s*x just keep in mind
that she is talking to the p3nis.... not to you.
If you know
You know😁🤣🤣
2. Girls only fart around guys
they love.. So if you
never heard your girl fart.. I got news for you my
brother..😁😹😹

Padi man
3. Men who date slim
girls should be rewarded...it's not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods😁🫣😎
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4. Some girls will be thinking they're getting younger
just because they are light skinned and still beautiful. May God open
your eyes to see how old you are my
sisters.....😜😹😹
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5. Blessed are those boys that have no girlfriend for
they shall enjoy their pocket money😅😅🤷🏿‍♂️
.
6. Someone just told a girl that she’s
so ugly even if
she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive😬🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹😹
, 7. " IT'S better you keep silent, because anything you
say will be use against you in the court of law " Move
it That is the only English Nigerian police can speak
fluently😅😅😅
8. This people that keeps asking can u exchange me
for 1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira,
they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i
can exchange them with bread and
minerals🤧😓😓:::;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
9.Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August ::;;;::::::;;;:;::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::🫶🏻😁😁😁
10.Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don't allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do? Sit at home and
download the husband?*😹😹
.
11.The devil that make everyone
fall asleep in
Church and Mosque is the same devil that
keeps them awake at night clubs
Devil is Real😅😅😹
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12.Please for those of u Studying Nursing, Pharmacy
& Medicine at what level
Do they start teaching u people
Bad handwriting?🫣😎😁😁
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13: Life after being forgiven for cheating is hard…You can’t even
suggest a new s*x position🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹
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14:Avoid guyz dat always turn off their cars in every
small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from
that relationship.😹😹
.
15:have you eaten, Nigerians
relationship can not
survive without this question🤣🤣🤗
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16: imaging that awkward silence when Abraham
and Isaac were walking home after he tried to
sacrifice him.. Abraham," i love you son"
Isaac"make you no tell me that sh*t😅🤣🤣
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17: i mistakenly send my Pastor a p**n video ten
minutes later he replied thank you my son you
understand the weather God biko forgive for I dunno wat I spoken😓😊😊
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18: girls name on Facebook
American girl: Adriana Cole
Japanese girl:Natasha jin süng
Nigeria girl: Itz Dah s*xy Pweedy Curvy ass chocolate slay Queen is a
bae Emprezz*
sister are you ok😅😅😁
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19:Welcome to Nigeria the only country where people
reduced the volume of the T.V to smell if something is
burning 😬😹😹
20 :if you don't know how to laugh better go and learn
which one "kikikikikiki" are you starting a generator?🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹
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21:Dating a slim guy is cool but not until you remove
his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer😓🤣🤣
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22:you can not use Fainting to play with Muslim's
before you wake up, Bloom they've buried you🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹
.
23..Fake hair,eye lashes ,fake face
fake nails and a woman will say
she need a real man
My sister you are a dead living
beans😹🤣🤣

24... If I enter kitchen now my mum
will start shouting"others have
not eating ooh"😬😁😜
25..Not all breasts that are
standing are standing on their
own
Some are with crutches and
wheelchairs
God forgive me🙏🏻😹😹


26..days are gone when we used
to ask girls like..........Are you a
virgin?...........We just go to the
point nowadays like..........Do you
have a child?...😁😜😹😹

26..I dont Understand Why ladies
Cross their legs whenever they
Sit. I mean Whats the purpose for
wearing expensive Panties then*
8.A man and his wife
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had
managed to make it possible.
He narrated:
"We went for our Honeymoon in
Australia 25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife's horse jumped and my
wife fell down.
She got up,patted the horse's
back and said
"This is your first time"
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and
said:
"This is your second time"
The horse did it again the 3rd
time,
She brought out a gun and shot
the horse dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted
at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crazy!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
"This is your first time"
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth pim!..🙏🏻🥹🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

10/07/2024

MOMENT OF LAUGHTER 😂😂🤡😂
😌 Maths and English had a f!ght🔥🔥

English: you id!ot...of no comparison what is your problem?.😟

Maths: my problem💁...is that your bra!n is d!sorganised and it takes a quadratic equation to fix it back..😪😪

English: I don’t blame..you, don’t even know the noticeable confusables syllable... To...qualify a phrase like .you😹...🚶🚶

Maths: you know what; you are simultaneously running mäd, it takes Y and X axis to plot a graph in your memory cuz you’re highly endowed with a surd of stupïdity..😇😉😉..

English: May thunder str?ke...your sensé of reas0ning😛...and rumple..your medulla oblongata...😏😏🚶🚶😹😹...compound fool with a scattered sentence case..😑.

Maths: E pain you , logarithm can’t even help your current situation..🔥✌😜..

English: it’s nor your..fault....The....discrepancy is way to..far between d both of..us....😑..

Math: well 😏 I don’t have much to say you just go and find your brain in the four cardinal point of the earth..🚶🚶😹..

Yei😹😹🤣🤣..
Abeg who win...😂😂😂
Make una talk oo 🤭😂😂😂

TBC...☺️
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Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

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GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY AS YOU DO SO

09/07/2024

🌟 LAUGH WITH 🦅BEST JOKER🦅😇

1. Welcome to Nigerïa where iPhone and Car keys don’t enter pocket 🤭😂😂
2. Girls can’t even vomït in peacë again, Once they vomït,
MOTHER: Hey, Favour don’t tell me it’s true oo... 🙄😂😂
3. Nothing hürts more than when they are separatïng your fïght, and your opponënt gave you a terrïble last blow on target 🥲😂😂😂
4. Precious: Babe, can I cook your favorite?
Emeka: When did you learn how to cook beer? 😒🤭😂😂
5. “When a girl doesn’t like you”
Boy: “Can we meet next weekend?”
Girl: “Nah, I’ll be having headachë that Day 🙊😳😂😂
6. In Nigerïa, once you take your bath, they will start asking you... “You dey go out”🙄
Person no fit bath in peacë again?? 🥲😂😂
7. Nobody is as serious as an Igbó man when counting møney... You will say “Good morning sir!” And He will be like “52 my son” 🤭😂😂
8. Dear Nigerïans, learn how to return people's møney with the same smile you used when borrøwing it 😒😂
9. Guys no matter how careful you are! The last drop of your Urinë belongs to your boxër 😕🤭😂😂
10. In Nigerïa, if you bloçk your mother’s släp!!🙆
You must explain to the family why you joined cült 😒🤭😂😂
11. I hatë when somebody ask to use my phone then start walking around with it.😒
Nwokem stand right there !! 😏🙄😂😂
12. Please can someone tell my neighbor to stop toastïng girl if he can’t. Which one is “I want us to be Boys and Girls ?” 🙆😳😂😂
13. Dating a slïm girl is cool until you släp her äss and it sounds like ‘screenshot’...😳🙆
Nice time ahead friends 🤭😂😂
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08/07/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= R**e.
29th day= Police case😂

08/07/2024

😆 JOKES TIME 😂😆🤣🤩

1. Mum I made it, Dad I made it, but you forgot all the boyfriends that bought you lunch in campus when you almost died.🙄
Wicked girls😂😂😂

2: *You want to be taken out every weekend*
*My sister are you dustbin*😂😂😂

3: *Omo I no use money find money again ooo.*😭😭😭
*Money don collect all my money.*🤧🤧🤧🤧

4. Don't let people pull u into their Storm, pull dem into ur Peace.*
* ✌️*

5 : People may have spoken negative things over you but the good news is,people don't determine your destiny, GOD does.

6. Life is the best school. GOD is the best teacher. Problem is the best assignment. Failure is the best revision.

7. I wasn’t forced to follow Christ, I decided. I don’t worship to hear my voice, I worship because He deserves it. I don’t read His word because it’s a story, I read it because it’s true. I love God, and I won’t deny it to anyone, for any reason.

8: GOD's love has no limits, remember when we do what we can,GOD will do what we can't.

9. *This yeye Timaya song "This life I can't kill my self" Is the reason I've not saved 1 naira this year*🙄🙄🙄

10. *U fit fall by lifting others o*🤔
*I just say make I clear u*😎😎😎😎

11. Life after being forgiven for cheating is quite terrible🥲 You can't even suggest a new s*x position, she will be like "so that's what you and that mf used to do"😂😂😂

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07/07/2024

06/07/2024

🤪🤪 happy weekend guys 👦😊💕

06/07/2024

SATURDAY LAUGHTER

1. I entered TikTok yesterday and logged out immediately. I got a message from Airtel saying “Dear customer na God save you” 🙆😳😂😂
2. May we never have an encounter with a dog that doesn’t fear stones. 🥲
I used all my Jackie Chan moves before I finally apply Temple Run today 😩😳🙉😂😂
3. ME: Baby‚ where are you ?
Favour: Am on my wäay to work‚ my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Lexus ES350 is in garage for service. And you dear‚ where are you? ☺️
ME: Well‚ I’m in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn’t pay the conductor‚ I’ve already paid for you 🙄🥱
The passengers burst out into laughter and that’s how she brëak up with me saying I humiliatëd her 😕
Favour shey na my fäult nii ? 🙄😒😂😂😂
4. I was searching for a Job last week and I had an interview yesterday, Boom!! My Ex Favour was the interviewer. 😳😳🙆
Satän only begotten daughter asked me to mention 10 Indian biscuits. 🙄😩🤭😂😂
5. I think Adam is the cause of our failurë in English Language....... 😩🥲
God: Adam‚ where are you ?
Adam: I am nakëd. 🙄🙉😳😂😂
6. Pidgin is the only language where question is mostly the same as the answer 🙄
Question: “Light dey ?”
Answer: “Light dey !” 😒😂😂😂
7. It is only in Nïgeria that some guys will boast with povërty...🙆
Some guys be like: “I have been wearing this belt for 7 years and it is still strong...” 🙉🤭😂😂😂
8. She fell in love with an electrician, now the whole family was shoçked 😳... Una say Wahala be like wetin again? 🤭😂😂😂
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God bless you abundantly as you do so

05/07/2024

SATURDAY LAUGHTER

1. I entered TikTok yesterday and logged out immediately. I got a message from Airtel saying “Dear customer na God save you” 🙆😳😂😂
2. May we never have an encounter with a dog that doesn’t fear stones. 🥲
I used all my Jackie Chan moves before I finally apply Temple Run today 😩😳🙉😂😂
3. ME: Baby‚ where are you ?
Favour: Am on my wäay to work‚ my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Lexus ES350 is in garage for service. And you dear‚ where are you? ☺️
ME: Well‚ I’m in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn’t pay the conductor‚ I’ve already paid for you 🙄🥱
The passengers burst out into laughter and that’s how she brëak up with me saying I humiliatëd her 😕
Favour shey na my fäult nii ? 🙄😒😂😂😂
4. I was searching for a Job last week and I had an interview yesterday, Boom!! My Ex Favour was the interviewer. 😳😳🙆
Satän only begotten daughter asked me to mention 10 Indian biscuits. 🙄😩🤭😂😂
5. I think Adam is the cause of our failurë in English Language....... 😩🥲
God: Adam‚ where are you ?
Adam: I am nakëd. 🙄🙉😳😂😂
6. Pidgin is the only language where question is mostly the same as the answer 🙄
Question: “Light dey ?”
Answer: “Light dey !” 😒😂😂😂
7. It is only in Nïgeria that some guys will boast with povërty...🙆
Some guys be like: “I have been wearing this belt for 7 years and it is still strong...” 🙉🤭😂😂😂
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24/06/2024

Ashawo wey I de advice to leave prøstitútíon don dash me 5k for this hãrd economy.
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10/06/2024

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31/05/2024

Nigeria and their bad roads
Aeroplane nearly jam me
Today in our street 😜😏😔😉
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30/05/2024

All my contacts have joined telegram, what is happening self 🤔🤔🤔!?

30/05/2024

A Man Who Knows what He wants in life ❤ Will Never Date Two Woman❤😒💔

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29/05/2024

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