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24/12/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Rich Lord, Fransisca Njoku, George Lucky

21/12/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Olabiyi Oluwabusinuayomi, Shā Dōw

20/12/2024

Please like and follow my page 🙏🥺🥺😭

20/12/2024

29/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Favour Clement, Debi Love, Agu Daniel, Øg Lørd, Nolly Gee, Kim Queenie

04/09/2024

I'm telling you the fact

04/09/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Amaka Gold, Odogwu Mara

08/08/2024

I swear he's thinking about this 🤑🤑🤑

07/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Og Love, Pretty Fave, Chinenye Gift, Itz Julliana

06/08/2024

MEN STOP DATING A LIABILITY!

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to visit someone that she claims she love. (liability)

2. A lady who can't get you birthday or valentine gift but expect you to bring down the world for her during hers.
(liability)

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on the phone for 5 minutes.
Always flashing, complaining and requesting for data and airtime...(liability)

4. I wonder how some Men cope with ladies that think a relationship is an occupation where she's supposed to be paid and taken care of??
(S*x is not a benefit to only men, such a girl is a (liability).

5. Stop dating a liability no matter how beautiful she is.
Beauty is a bonus, focus on her content!
Date a lady who can add something meaningful to your life.
Things like: financial intelligence, emotional intelligence, spiritual intelligence.

6. Date someone who's capable of managing multiplying whatever she has and the ones you give to her, your soul will be at peace! Not someone that will always be at the receiving end.

7. I'm not saying she must be rich.
But let her have something doing no matter how little it is because no matter how much money you make, she must be able to assist you during the rainy days...

Two good heads are better than one. Guy's am I speaking your mind?🙄
🫗🥺🩷

06/08/2024

This man paid his house rent through mobile phone app...and after 15 min he received network alert saying...Dear customer,thank you for subscribing to our 5 years 980,000GB for #650,000.your data will expire on 31 july 2029.
Thank you for choosing our network

Naso the madness start immediately o😂😂
May you never make this kind of dangerous mistake in This economy...

What will you do in this situation because how many data does he wants to sell to get his money back
Pls guys give me a follow 😥😥🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏

05/08/2024

Thanks to you all 200 families
I'm grateful fams

04/08/2024

I will do it "tomorrow'' is a disease that will murder your dreams bro it's now or never 🤑🤑🤑🩸

02/08/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! Ifeanyi Agwagu, Zìñø Skëñzy, Pötõ Jñr

31/07/2024

21 FUNNY CHARACTERISTICS OF NIGERIAN KITCHEN LIFE.😅

1. They make sure, they empty palm oil bottle by placing it on top of a cooking pot, so that the palm oil will melt, for them to use everything in it. They don't like waste.

2. Licking spoon that will still be used to turn the cooking food, without washing it.

3. Always wash fingers used in pressing Maggie inside food..

4. The top of the deep freezer is mostly used as chair and sometimes as dinning table for eating.

5. Using oversized polo for mopping the kitchen floor.

6. Always prepare rice on Sundays. This is a long standing tradition that are kept by most families.

7. Broom and parker are always behind the kitchen door and we don't know who brought this idea to us.

8. Sometimes, garri and soup is taken as breakfast. They prefer heavy meal rather than light meal as breakfast.

9. Putting Maggie inside empty cream container.

10. Washing all plates used for the day the next day morning. This is a long standing tradition.

11. Yam and potatoes are mostly kept on the kitchen floor.

12. Eva bottle filled with water inside freezer, but na tap water dey inside.

13. Always have one garri ancient turning stick. It is hardly replaced.

14. Having at least 3 knives, but you must use only one, while the others are hardly used.

15. Fastfood takeaway plate is often kept inside another one and another one inside another one and another inside another one. They are hardly throw away.

16. Always keep onions inside basket. This is a long tradition.

17. Putting all pots inside the biggest pot.

18. Nylon are often kept inside nylon, inside another nylon,inside one big nylon where all nylons are kept, nylon are hardly throw away.

19. Always prepare Akara or moi moi and pap on Saturday. No one knows who brought this idea to us.

20. No one, even his wife dares to use Daddy's plate and cup. They are special property.

21. Eating breakfast too late, sometimes in the afternoon. This is as a way to reduce cost of living

31/07/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Kím Béllã, Trëå Sûrë, Ifeanyi Agwagu, Og Murphy