Okpatu Princess- Chinasa Obute

26/01/2025

Lolz 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

16/01/2025

Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

06/11/2024

Lolz 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

29/10/2024

29/09/2024

50 million to any man that will marry my daughter

27/09/2024

Women of God who wake up very early to cook tea and sausages for pastors who are also other women's husbands and pack all of it in the flasks and leave their husbands without breakfast, may God see you and give you true deliverance.

Those who dress men of God when you don't even know the size of your husband, shame on you.

Those who respect their men of God, they call them "dad" but don't respect or value their husbands, may you get delivered in Jesus Christ name.

Start your service at home and God will bless you women. This behavior will make you only pastors' favorite, but God is far from you.

CLASS DISMISSED WITH CAPITAL LETTERS.
GO BRING SCHOOL FEES.

12/09/2024

Whether you marry early or late, just make sure you marry the right person. Marriage is not easy ooo

Since 6AM,
My neighbor has been shouting,
Listen to me,
Just listen to me,
Will you listen to me,
Can you just listen to me,

I have put my Earphones on.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

11/09/2024

WOMEN.....!!! WOMEN....!!! WOMEN...!!!

A WOMAN will BLOCK you, DELETE your NUMBER and tell you never to CALL her again and still expect you to CALL her. It's only WOMEN that can explain it better..

In the midst of an ARGUMENT with her, don't bother exchanging WORDS with her because it's not her that's SPEAKING, instead LISTEN to her, and let her continue VOMITING. And when she's COOL, EMBRACE her and let her know how much you LOVE her.

LISTEN BRO, a WOMAN that truly loves you doesn't behave NORMAL, at times she behaves like an EVIL though in a GOOD WAY, she will BLOCK you on WHATSAPP, FACEBOOK and still use her FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT to see how you are HOLDING UP.

They may BREATHE FIRE and BRIMSTONE in front of you and breakdown in TEARS in a CORNER. Their HEARTS are SOFTER than a NEW BORN BABY'S FEET honestly. Until you realize and understand that most WOMEN SPEAK in OPPOSITE MEANINGS whenever they are MAD and ANGRY at you, then you will forever fall in same trap of counting your EX'S.

A WOMAN that truly loves you will have a FIGHT with you, SLEEP on the same BED with you and give you SPACE for 10 PEOPLE in the MIDDLE, but still be TURNING SLOWLY to CHECK if you TURNED your back at her or FACE her. I laugh when I hear MEN say they don't UNDERSTAND WOMEN, my brother how can you UNDERSTAND someone that was CREATED while you were SLEEPING. HELL NO.

What am trying to say is don't act upon ANGRY WOMEN'S WORDS. Most of the times, this GENDER don't really mean what they say.. Truth is WOMEN are wonderful creatures, they're like SALT, their presence may not be felt but whenever they leave, everything becomes tasteless. FEAR WOMEN. This GENDER that will stand in front of a MIRROR just to CRY and CHECK if she is CRYING BEAUTIFULLY.

May God give our MEN MORE WISDOM.

09/09/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

03/08/2024

Dear Men,

If you last only 2 minutes in a tournament, worry no more .

Get 7 pieces of bitter kola and ginger. Cut them into smaller pieces and boil them with water.

Drink a teacup 30 minutes before the tournament. She will give you the Captain band 🥰

02/08/2024

Lack of $£X reduces the beauty of a woman
🙆‍♂️

01/08/2024

HOW TO FIRE UP YOUR S*X LIFE

1. Make sure your spouse never doubts your faithfulness. The number one impediment to a healthy s*x life is the thought of infidelity

2. Treat each other well when s*x is not the agenda. A healthy s*x life starts when you two are fully dressed, away from the bedroom

3. Do cheeky and naughty stuff together. Grab her butt when she least expects it, pass your hand on his p***s, rub each other on the ni***es without warning

4. Call it love making, don't call it having s*x. That gives it a heart

5. Avoid po*******hy. That makes you focus on each other and not depend on sounds and images from strangers to arouse you. It also makes you both feel special and heightens pure pleasure

6. Flirt together throughout the day. Send each other naughty messages. Turn each other on

7. Work on your look. Invest in lingerie, change your dressing to avoid monotony, stimulate visually

8. Use suggestive postures. Dance for and on your spouse. Lap dance, twerk, kata kiuno. Give each other an exclusive show

9. Maintain hygiene. Cleanliness will make you both look forward to licking, touching and love making. Put on attractive scents

10. Have bedroom make overs. Switch up the look in your bedroom from time to time. Change your environment. Avoid monotony

11. Focus on romance and sensuality. Talk heart to heart, cuddle, please each other, listen, do sweet things. Don't make the goal be an or**sm, make the goal be to make each other feel loved

12. Take it outside the bedroom. Don't make love only in the bedroom, do it in other rooms, book a hotel room, take a vacation, create new experiences

13. Take your time. Don't rush through love making unless it's a quickie. Make it special

14. Know that tomorrow is another day. Don't put pressure on yourselves incase the or**sm today comes too quickly or doesn't come at all. S*x is not a goal to score, lo******ng is about intimacy

15. Make out more. Kiss, touch, stroke, nibble on the ear lobe and neck, gently blow on each other if that brings pleasure. Focus not just on what is between the legs

16. Don't talk about your s*xual struggles and get stuck there. Act, no lamenting. Going on and on about how boring or little s*x you are having discourages the mind and s*x starts in the mind

17. Recap on how great the love making was. Talk about the sensations you made each other feel. This will boost your confidence and help you both know what things to keep on doing to give each other pleasure

31/07/2024

AFTER S£X

Most time women feel more wanted before s£x and feel rejected after s£x. How the man treats her after the action makes the whole different. Dear men, make that babe feel wanted and loved. Treat her like a queen.

1) Don't pull out of her immediately after Cu***ng. Don't be in a hurry to pull out. Stay in for a while, feel her warmth, let her feel your presence in her life. Talk dirty into her ears while there.

2) Play with her hair, hands, and fingers while there etc. She will never forget you.

3) Tell her how sweet she was and how much you wanted her again and again.

4) Look into her eyes and tell her how much you love her.

5) Cuddle her sweaty body, draw her closer, let her skin and yours be glued together.

6) While you are still inside the headquarter, while talking, your chief of staff of microphone can grow hard and strong. Start the second round immediately 🤣

After the second round, take her to the bathroom, you can do the third one there and finally carry her back to the bedroom.Where both of you will should sleep soundly in each other's arms. 🤪

That night will be so sweet. Such a lady will be yours for ever....