Slimd kenny

16/04/2024

A military officer was given a 3-day leave to go and enjoy with his newly wedded wife.

He arrived home & realized dat his wife was in her menstrual period. He had to send an sos message to headquarters requesting for an extension of his leave days.

He prepared his message in the usual military coded language.

He wrote: Soldier: Omega One, dis is Omega Twelve. Danger from de field. Red in front. Leave extension requested. Do u read me? Red in front... passage not clear, extend leave!
Culled from Taiwo Adesokan's timeline.

Headquarters replied: This is Omega One. We read u loud & clear. The danger is minimal. Attack from de back n resume immediately🤗. Leave extension denied🤚. I repeat.... attack with minimal force from de back n resume immediately😎... way is clear frm behind👌 Extension denied!

13/04/2024

Common Sense 🇺🇸 VS Blood of Jesus 🇳🇬

13/04/2024

Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Jordan are the ONLY two brands of athletes to Appear in a football uniform⚽

Legends 🐐🤝🐐❤️

13/04/2024

Is This Not Peter Obi Without Life Jacket?

Mr. Peter Obi

13/04/2024

Happy birthday in advance to Legendary Actor Pa James 🎉🎉

10/04/2024

Nobody bring Easter rice come last week Nd Eld il Fitr na today o sun mo revenge o jina si one love 😆

03/04/2024

Alafin Ademuyiwa
The king who lost control over his territory he was just like statue in his own kingdom
You claim to be the kind but fears bashorun alot
At some point the whole kingdom was under bashorun he makes decisions with no one to question him.
To round it up how will a king watch his daughter been dr@gging out of the palace by soldiers from another kingdom and dose nothing to stop them

Him own na just yan$h yan$h yan$h 🤣🤣

01/04/2024

I just got back from Galilee since morning
Omo Jesus para for all of us gan

31/03/2024

Dolla dey drop everyday yet the prices of things remain unaffected... Finally na we dey do ourselves...

31/03/2024

I may not be rich💲💸 as DAVIDO but I want to be a star like WIZKID⭐ so people can love me like OLAMIDE 😘and my song will always make sense like 2BABA😍 because I will not sing rubbish like SMALL DOCTOR💔 and I promise not to date an old woman like🤦🏾‍♂️ TIWA SAVAGE but to be featuring SIMI🌹 so that I and ADEKUNLE can be closed. I will not smoke like BURNA BOY 😈but I will look cool and calm like KIZZ DANIEL 😎and I will rap like FALZ 🤯and dance like ZLATAN💃 so I can be popular, like NAIRA MARLY I promise to dress like TEKNO🕴️ and feature YEMI ALADE so she will introduce me to FLAVOUR so I can understand Igbo like PHYNO and I will sing love song like BANKY W ❤️and MAYORKUN but I will not use to much Yoruba like REMINISCE 💬but sing with English just like ICE PRINCE🧢 so that I can later feature american singer like BEYONCE❣️
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31/03/2024

But waiting judas been wan buy way make him sale Jesus 😒 🙄

31/03/2024

31/03/2024

Happy Birthday to King Paper👑

30/03/2024

You'll hardly see Muslims mimicking Mohamed(SAW) why only Christians ?

14/03/2024

💁 Using Generator to repair transformer 😂 I don't think God is aware of this country called Nigeria*🇳🇬 😂

13/03/2024

Make I come go buy onions from Aboki..o tun tizeh

07/03/2024

Fasting (RAMADAN) starts in few days👌
Incase you need someone to wake u up at 2am to 3am, kindly DM to subscribe down now oo

#900 per night
las Las #700
Flashing #550,
Beep #450.

And if na to come with drum and be singing Iya Lati edide Nile o, nitori Olorun sari ti to da, that one na #2000 per night.....

Pls Na me first start this business oo✍️😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
May Almighty Allah spare our lives beyond. Amin 🙏

06/03/2024

Dating should be according to academic level.. a graduate can't be hurt by a small girl of High School 😒

03/03/2024

Haaland is the second player to score a mega hat-trick in two official games since Cristiano Ronaldo vs Espanyol 2015

Whenever a player thinks of reaching the top, he finds Cristiano sitting there....(much love Cr7

03/03/2024

Mbappé 🗣️:" I'm leaving now... My heart and soul are at Real Madrid, it's left with my body here"

Hakimi 🗣️:" I know already oga"

Mbappé 🗣️:" Do you prefer Champions League trophy or tiki-taka football 🙄? "

Hakimi 🗣️:" I'll go with you "

Mbappé 🗣️:" You get transportation fee? "

Hakimi 🗣️:" No"

Mbappé 🗣️:" I'll pay it for you "

💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

03/03/2024

From ball boy to a superstar ❤️🌟nothing God cannot do

03/03/2024

What a match !!!!! Ooh My God.. Controversial Draw.. Bellingham Red card.. Last second Goal cancel.. Unbelievable

03/03/2024

So sad

John Okafor, famously known as Mr. Ibu, brought laughter and joy to countless hearts with his unparalleled talent and infectious humor. His unique comedic style and memorable performances endeared him to fans around the world. May his legacy live on as we cherish the laughter he brought us. Rest in peace, Mr. Ibu. You will be deeply missed but never forgotten.

29/02/2024

Kinti wa laye awon orumila gaan opay mi....
Walahi

29/02/2024

Find the legend 😋

28/02/2024

How person go graduate from school do NYSC, COME dey beg Man U to score 1 goal?

28/02/2024

I kissed my girlfriend today and he buy me toothbrush, imagine relationship wey never reach 1week gift don dey come 😁💃😋🙏

27/02/2024

A lady who get maintained by multiple men while single will find it very difficult to be maintained by one man when married....

27/02/2024

Stop leaving small children in ur shop I bought 8 cups of beans N50 today they wanted to make it 20 cups but I'm a child of God🤣😂

26/02/2024

This maths is noth mathing!
See hugeness 72kg
See Lekpa 76kg
Oya talk to me every body 😁😁😁