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I found a way to lunch my April fool attack. I will just enter barracks with a mask and dress like commander then gather all soldiers in barrack to do frog jump 150 times. press up 100 times. After which I will now remove my mask and shout "April fool" they will now laugh and I will go back home..😎🤭🤣👁👁
A pilot was told to transfer ma.d pe0ple from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to U.S.A. 🇺🇸He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place was noisy. Later one of the maad men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒
The maad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 After some minutes the ma.d man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The maad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.
The pilot fain*ted 🤣🤣🤣😂
PREGNANT FOR A MADMAN
EPISODE 1️⃣5️⃣
(Written By Teachable Stories)
“After Eric asked Princess Lizzy out and she accepted without hesitation.
At midnight , Lydia, the mysterious goddess, appeared with her normal face in Princess Lizzy's room.
“Hey!! Wake up, I have a serious warning for you. Lydia tapped Princess Lizzy.
“Who are you and how did you get in to my room? Princess Lizzy asked.
“Hey!! keep your question to yourself. I did not come here to answer your question, but to warn you to stay away from my husband. Lydia warned
“Which Husband are you talking about? Lizzy asked.
“The person you are in love with is my husband, so stay away from him otherwise.
“What will happen otherwise? Princess asked
“Otherwise, this world would not accommodate me and you.
“Madam, go to hell; I am not afraid of you." Princess Lizzy responded.
“Are you saying you are not afraid of me? Lydia asked.
“Yes, I am not afraid of you, and I will never leave him because he is the love of my life." Princess Lizzy responded courageously.
“Lydia became very angry and changed into the Mysterious goddess.
“Hey!! Look at me and repeat what you have just said. The goddess said.
“Jesssussss Chriiissst. Princess Lizzy screamed.
"You dared me, and I am going to send your soul to hell right now. The Goddess spoke while tiptoeing close to Princess Lizzy, and when Lizzy attempted to scream for help, the goddess silenced her.
"Immediately after the goddess silenced her, Lizzy recalls the mysterious Bead that her father gave her when he was about to die.
[FLASH BACK]
"Take this bead, my princess, and make sure you wear it always. Lizzy's father said.
"Daddy, this bead is weird; what is it for? Lizzy asked.
"My daughter is a powerful protector. Take this bead, my daughter; it will always protect you from spiritual attacks.
[END OF FLASH BACK]
"After recalling the mysterious bead given to her by her late father, the king, Lizzy gradually raised her pillow, looking at the godd
One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...
When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialled someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!"
The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call.. I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal... 😜.
I know Alot of people hates reading, if you finished reading the whole story drop your favorite bible verse.
A pilot was told to transfer m@d pe0ple from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Everywhere was noisy. Later one of the m@d men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒
The m@d man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 A minutes later the m@d man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The m@d man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.
The pilot fain*ted 🤣🤣🤣😂
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LAUGH OO 🤣🤣🤣
1. I prank mosquito yesterday night, I opened my door they came in, I closed the door and slept outside👏
see wisdom my head wan blow💥
2. I never chop anything since morning just tea 🥂& bread🍞 with small yam🥔 & and beans🍛Plus 2 indomie 🍝 and & 4 egg🥚 I'm very hungry.
3. Just because I was toasting a girl in a wedding ceremony, my mum walked up to me and said....🤗
“put this food in a nylon, is our dinner for this night”😭😭
I just fainted now self i never wake up😏
4. omo things hard o, even to get engagement for your post na base on connections😩😩
5. If you want to toast a girl go straight to the point😁😁
Anthony, which one is what's the plate number of the Keke you entered today🤭
6. Ify, how come you post this in your birthday "wow I can't believe I'm plus 1today"😃
so if you don't believe, it is me that would believe abi? 🤒
7. You are feeling sad and you tagged me, am I with you happiness🤔
ehn ify, answer me, if u want to be sad please be sad no dey rush me😏😏😏😏😏
8. Pikin wey never reach one month🤣Grace" give am bone chop ......
wow mother material🥲
9. “Them never see me coming" nah because you nor tall😭
10. Ñigêria restaurants will be posting foods they can't even cook, let me don't talk of barbers🏃
11. Just two weeks into a relationship you have pack All your clothes into his house,😅😂😂😂😂😂
Ify is he a tailor👐👐👐👐
12. my neighbor fell from the first floor, the whole neighborhood contributed 1million naira for him,😂
I'm going to the 17th floor 🚶🚶🚶🚶
Nobody should stop me o😅
13. I'm in neighbor house and we about to eat, but am seeing 4 spoon and we are 5 I wonder who is not hungry😅😅😅😅
14. People are stress up these days, imagine a man drops his children at his office, and went to school be 😅😅😅
15. going on a date, is a meeting between a boy and girl who wish to know each other, Grace not to start ordering food you have not eating before 😅😅😅😅😭
Hope you are laffing and
A͎ m͎a͎n͎ f͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ h͎i͎s͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ w͎i͎t͎h͎ a͎n͎o͎t͎h͎e͎r͎ m͎a͎n͎ i͎n͎ h͎i͎s͎ b͎e͎d͎r͎o͎o͎m͎. I͎n͎s͎t͎e͎a͎d͎ o͎f͎ a͎t͎t͎a͎c͎k͎i͎n͎g͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ o͎r͎ r͎a͎i͎s͎i͎n͎g͎ a͎n͎ a͎l͎a͎r͎m͎, h͎e͎ j͎u͎s͎t͎ k͎e͎p͎t͎ q͎u͎i͎e͎t͎, w͎e͎n͎t͎ b͎a͎c͎k͎ t͎o͎ t͎h͎e͎ s͎i͎t͎t͎i͎n͎g͎ room and sat w͎a͎t͎c͎h͎i͎n͎g͎ s͎o͎m͎e͎ g͎o͎s͎p͎e͎l͎ v͎i͎d͎e͎o͎s͎.
T͎h͎e͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ a͎n͎d͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ w͎e͎r͎e͎ i͎n͎ p͎a͎n͎i͎c͎.
T͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ d͎r͎e͎s͎s͎e͎d͎ u͎p͎ a͎n͎d͎ c͎a͎m͎e͎ b͎y͎ t͎h͎e͎ s͎i͎t͎t͎i͎n͎g͎ r͎o͎o͎m͎, t͎h͎e͎n͎ s͎a͎i͎d͎ "S͎i͎r͎, l͎'m͎ s͎o͎r͎r͎y͎ f͎o͎r͎ s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎i͎n͎g͎ w͎i͎t͎h͎ y͎o͎u͎r͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎"
H͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ r͎e͎p͎l͎i͎e͎d͎ "I͎t͎ h͎a͎p͎p͎e͎n͎s͎, y͎o͎u͎ c͎a͎n͎ g͎o͎". T͎h͎e͎ m͎a͎n͎ l͎e͎f͎t͎ s͎h͎i͎v͎e͎r͎i͎n͎g͎.
T͎h͎e͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ n͎e͎v͎e͎r͎ c͎a͎m͎e͎ o͎u͎t͎ f͎r͎o͎m͎ t͎h͎e͎ b͎e͎d͎r͎o͎o͎m͎ t͎i͎l͎l͎ i͎t͎ w͎a͎s͎ t͎i͎m͎e͎ t͎o͎ s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎.
T͎h͎e͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ s͎w͎i͎t͎c͎h͎e͎d͎ o͎f͎f͎ t͎h͎e͎ T͎V͎ a͎n͎d͎ w͎e͎n͎t͎ t͎o͎ s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎ o͎n͎ s͎a͎m͎e͎ b͎e͎d͎ t͎h͎e͎ a͎c͎t͎i͎o͎n͎ t͎o͎o͎k͎ p͎l͎a͎c͎e͎.
H͎e͎ f͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ h͎i͎s͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ s͎i͎t͎t͎i͎n͎g͎ o͎n͎ t͎h͎e͎ f͎l͎o͎o͎r͎ c͎r͎y͎i͎n͎g͎. T͎h͎e͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ n͎e͎v͎e͎r͎ s͎a͎i͎d͎ a͎n͎y͎t͎h͎i͎n͎g͎ o͎r͎ e͎v͎e͎n͎ a͎s͎k͎e͎d͎ h͎e͎r͎ a͎n͎y͎t͎h͎i͎n͎g͎. H͎e͎ j͎u͎s͎t͎ s͎l͎e͎p͎t͎ o͎n͎ h͎i͎s͎ b͎e͎d͎ a͎n͎d͎ c͎o͎v͎e͎r͎e͎d͎ h͎i͎m͎s͎e͎l͎f͎.
I͎n͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎o͎r͎n͎i͎n͎g͎ o͎n͎ w͎a͎k͎i͎n͎g͎ u͎p͎, h͎e͎ f͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ h͎i͎s͎ w͎i͎f͎e͎ d͎e͎a͎d͎. S͎h͎e͎ h͎a͎d͎ c͎o͎m͎m͎i͎t͎t͎e͎d͎ s͎u͎i͎c͎i͎d͎e͎ i͎n͎ t͎h͎e͎ m͎i͎d͎d͎l͎e͎ o͎f͎ t͎h͎e͎ n͎i͎g͎h͎t͎ a͎s͎ h͎e͎r͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ w͎a͎s͎ a͎s͎l͎e͎e͎p͎. T͎h͎e͎ h͎u͎s͎b͎a͎n͎d͎ w͎a͎s͎ c͎o͎n͎s͎e͎q͎u͎e͎n͎t͎l͎y͎ a͎r͎r͎e͎s͎t͎e͎d͎ a͎n͎d͎ j͎a͎i͎l͎e͎d͎ f͎o͎r͎ 20 y͎e͎a͎r͎s͎ f͎o͎r͎ m͎u͎r͎d͎e͎r͎.
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