Israel Yusuf

25/04/2024

What a 🤞👇

Falzthebahdguy met during an event and when he tried hugging her, Tacha quickly blocked the hug with her hands giving the impression that Falz wasn’t qualified enough to hug someone like her.
Seeing this, Falz quickly used his fingers to grab his nose giving out the impression that he had just perceived a horrible smell from Tacha’s body🤣!

Me: never mess with a rentetive memory 🤭

25/04/2024

Let's go

25/04/2024

I usually don't post stuff like this.... But ladies your BRA goes on before your PURSE

Una
Ah dey com

24/04/2024

He has six 6 Aeroplanes including 2 Boeing 747.
✓ He owns 1 University in Kano
✓ He is a multi Billionaire
✓ He owns over 50 filling stations across Nigeria.

This picture was taken in one of his farms.

Meet Alhaji (DR.) Abdulmunaf Yunusa Sarina owner of

AZMAN AIR
AZMAN UNIVERSITY
AZMAN OIL

23/04/2024

Let's talk about this

23/04/2024

A man checked into an hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I cnt wait to see u...........👀 🏃🏃🏃🏃

Do have a great my people.

Una
Richard Michael.

20/04/2024

𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗫
𝟭.𝗣𝗲𝗲
𝟮.𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝘂𝗽
𝟯.𝗗𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝟰.𝗖𝘂𝗱*𝗱𝗹𝗲.

𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗘 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥

𝟭. 𝗣𝗲𝗲: 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮

𝟮. 𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝘂𝗽: 𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗵𝘆𝗴𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

𝟯. 𝗗𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿: 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗶𝗱𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘅𝘅 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗵𝘆𝗱𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

𝟰. 𝗖𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲: 𝗘𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿.
𝗜 𝗦𝗮𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗜 𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗪𝗘𝗬 𝗗𝗼𝗻 𝗟𝗼𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 *WEEKEND* 🤪🙄🙄🙄

20/04/2024

Use banana 🍌 to get a monkey.

This sign is in a big Tourist/Caravan Park in Broome Western Australia & has been there for years.......

19/04/2024

These are people of mursi in Ethiopia and yes they can eat but not with it. (It's removable). It connotes the strength and bravery of a woman in mursi...
The larger the disc space(lip plate) the more such a woman would be respected.

Una .

18/04/2024

I was looking for energy drink today then i stumbled on this.... they say it's suitable if you want to lo!se weight

Someone confirm for me please
I've bought one carton already.

17/04/2024

Menelik I is a figure of paramount importance in Ethiopian history and lore, revered as the first emperor of the Solomonic dynasty, which claims descent from King Solomon of Israel and the Queen of Sheba. According to Ethiopian tradition, Menelik I journeyed to Jerusalem to meet his father, Solomon, and returned to Ethiopia with the Ark of the Covenant, signifying the adoption of Judeo-Christian elements into Ethiopian culture. This narrative has played a crucial role in shaping Ethiopian national identity, religious practices, and monarchy. While historical evidence for Menelik I's reign is scarce, his story encapsulates the blend of history and mythology that characterizes much of Ethiopia's rich heritage.

# # # Notable Achievements and Contributions:
- Established the Solomonic dynasty, which would claim sovereignty over Ethiopia for millennia.
- His story underscores the deep historical connections between Ethiopia and the broader Judeo-Christian world.
- Menelik I's legacy is integral to Ethiopian cultural and religious identity, symbolizing the unity and continuity of the Ethiopian state.

17/04/2024

Mundari tribe: Cow urine bathing

To largely keep themselves clean, Mundari men will squat under streams of cow urine, which they see as a natural antiseptic to fight infection. The act will also tinge their hair orange. ... This serves as an antiseptic and protects them from the scorching heat. The cows are among the world's most pampered.

South Sudan 🇸🇸

Ah dey com
Richard Michael

16/04/2024

RARE PART OF THE BODY THAT HAS NO BLOOD SUPPLY, IT GENERATE OXYGEN THROUGH TEARS.

The transparent part of the eye that covers the iris and the pupil and allows light to enter the inside.
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The cornea is one of the rare parts of the body with no blood supply. It gets its oxygen directly from the tears.

The cornea is the transparent part of the eye that covers the front portion of the eye. It covers the pupil (the opening at the center of the eye), iris (the colored part of the eye), and anterior chamber (the fluid-filled inside of the eye). The cornea's main function is to refract or bend the light. The cornea is responsible for focusing most of the light that enters the eye.

The cornea is composed of proteins and cells. It does not contain blood vessels, unlike most of the tissues in the human body. Blood vessels may cloud the cornea, preventing it from properly refracting light and adversely affecting vision.

Since there are no nutrient-supplying blood vessels in the cornea, tears and the aqueous humor (a watery fluid) in the anterior chamber provide the cornea with nutrients.

The cornea comprises five layers: the epithelium, Bowman's layer, the stroma, Descemet's membrane, and the endothelium. The first layer, the epithelium, is a layer of cells covering the cornea. It absorbs nutrients and oxygen from tears and conveys them to the rest of the cornea. It contains free nerve endings. It also prevents foreign matter from entering the eye.

The cornea tends to repair itself quickly from minor abrasions. However, deeper abrasions may cause scars to form on the cornea, which causes the cornea to lose its transparency, leading to visual impairment.

15/04/2024

She refused to run when flre🔥came, Because she was protecting her eggs.
This picture g0t me thinking 🤔
Sure, she's a mother! She had a chance to run away but couldn't leave the eggs.
Many times some women had the choice to quit risky situations and relationships including Brutal marriages that c0st their Iives, but their pain is either their unb0rn or b0rn but n0t grown-up chiIdren.

You got no idea what mothers goes through in life to present us to the world and protect us from its ànger!

TO ALL THE MOTHERS OUT THERE WHO ENDURES MANY PAlNS FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR CHILDREN....We Adore YOU 💫💞
May our Mothers Live Long🙏🙏

For those of us who lost our mom may their soul rest in peace 😭
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15/04/2024

Harriet Tubman was around twelve years old, enslaved, when a fellow enslaved man attempted to run away. After being found and brought back, Harriet and a few others were instructed to help tie him up to be whipped. She refused, and when the man attempted to run again, she blocked the doorway to help him escape. An overseer threw a two-pound weight at the man but hit Harriet instead, fracturing her skull. Throughout her life, she suffered from severe headaches and narcolepsy from this incident.

A petite woman of only about five feet, Harriet was strong-willed and courageous, and as she grew older, she became determined to escape to the North. Upon learning in 1849 that she would be sold, Harriet, now in her mid-20s, decided the time was right. One night, she, along with two of her brothers, ran away. Her brothers soon turned back, and for the rest of her journey, Harriet was alone without friends. She walked at night, hid during the day, didn't know who to trust, where to eat, at times she had shelter, often she slept outside on the ground overlooked by the stars. After about ninety miles of travel, she crossed into the North to freedom.

Reflecting about making it into the North, she said, "I looked at my hands to see if I was the same person now that I was free. There was such a glory over everything. The sun came up like gold through the trees, and over the fields, and I felt like I was in heaven."

Soon after her escape, Harriet went back into the South to help some family members to escape. After getting them North, she went back to the South to help more family members. Then she went to help others. Harriet would make many trips over the years, rescuing approximately seventy people. Of the experience, she would say, "I was the conductor of the Underground Railroad for eight years, and I can say what most conductors can't say — I never ran my train off the track and I never lost a passenger."

15/04/2024

The last time Arsenal won premier league title referees were wearing Trousers and Jackets. 😂😂😂

14/04/2024

“Drink water from the spring where horses drink. The horse will never drink bad water.
Lay your bed where the cat sleeps.
Eat the fruit that has been touched by a worm.
Boldly pick the mushroom on which the insects sit.
Plant the tree where the mole digs.
Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself.
Dig your fountain where the birds hide from heat.
Go to sleep and wake up at the same time with the birds – you will reap all of the days golden grains.
Eat more green – you will have strong legs and a resistant heart, like the beings of the forest.
Swim often and you will feel on earth like the fish in the water.

14/04/2024

TO ALL MY LADIES

Doctor's advice to all women in 2024

Seems very simple, but can have a very deep positive impact!
A doctor decided to give some advice to ladies. The advice is simple and clear. Please share it with every woman out there so everyone can get healthier and better in 2024

1. You cannot complete all household chores in one day. Those who did are gravely ill and some have already been buried.

2. Please make time to rest. There's no sin in sitting down, putting your legs up on the table and popping popcorn while reading a book or just relaxing.

3. Please sleep if you need to, that headache will go away. Those who refuse to take vacations, or leave, or take time out or rest, their families miss them because they did not get to their maker in time.

4. Stop taking sedatives to sleep, you destroy your brain and organs. At some point you start forgetting things. Relax the brain, worry less, think less, smile more, smile more. Everything passes with time.

5. Sometimes quietly sit outside alone, do nothing, say nothing, just admire God's handiwork, breathe fresh air calmly. Do not hurry.

6. Stand by your mirror, smile at yourself, smile, dance, sing, that will create a positive aura around you so you can glow.

7. Buy yourself a snack or two or a drink if you choose. Just do something for yourself so you unload things in your head.

8. Buy the necessary gadgets for your home to ease your work and avoid stress. Stress is the biggest silent killer of women.

9. If you don't feel well, say so, do something about it, go to a health center, hospital or call a nurse nearby, don't sit still. Your life matters.

10. Check your blood pressure and sugar levels occasionally, whether you are sick or not. It has saved many women in the past. Trust me in this.

Don't forget to share with all the women you love and let them enjoy 2024 in good health and abundance.
: Ladies, this is a reminder for ya'all.
You're so important and should take care of ourselves. 🌹
🌻💕

13/04/2024

SHEEP AIR:

A man somewhere is using an airplane to transport horses(equine) livestocks (sheeps,cow) and exotic from one place to another. He is using it for the farm business.

Intradco-global.com is a company that specialise in a wide range of animal transportation projects from international horse shipments, livestock and farming, to the relocation of exotic species.

They have built trusted relationships with leading cargo airlines to provide unparalleled global access to hundreds of scheduled services over 30 years. With truly global coverage.

With offices located in strategic positions worldwide.

Lesson: Some people should stop raising their shoulders up just because they are using private jets or flying first-class. It's not a big deal, but just a means of transportation, please.

https://intradco-global.com/equine-transport/

13/04/2024

Mark Zuckerberg's wife didn't do gender reveal, she didn't snap belly bump pictures, she just went to the hospital and gave birth to a young billionaire.

But you that your husband is owing loan app people, even the money you paying the photographer was borrowed from loan app, but you are planning a baby shower to reveal that your body, that's rubbish.

Hear me out please, I have always been critical about all these social media pregnancy nudity advertising, if your wife is planing for this, I'm sorry, you are a mumu hubby like those ones that even partake with their wives by appearing on those revealing baby shower pictures only to post on social media, body that is supposed to be seen by hubby/wifey alone has now turned publication, this is not for me, if you must do this, at any point, please out of respect of that unborn child ,wear something Nice, not something that is revealing so when the unborn child is born and he sees his mom belly bump pictures online, he won't feel disappointed like how on earth was i the one in that womb,
Do not forget you might be carrying a holy son or daughter, don’t use your karashica or Delilah with a touch of jezebel head to stain his/her great destiny.

We kind of like to dramatize pregnancy in Africa, don’t come and attack me here because I am entitled to my opinion just like you and don’t forget, I am a man of peace and I have come in peace today.

But imagine the wife of Blue app owner Vs blue app user.

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Richard Michael

13/04/2024

12/04/2024

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Emmanuel: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Emmanuel: 12.

Emmanuel got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send Emmanuel to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4, and I have only 2?

Emmanuel: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Emmanuel: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Emmanuel: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could støp the answer, Emmanuel was taking charge*

Emmanuel: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Emmanuel: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Emmanuel: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Emmanuel: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Emmanuel: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Emmanuel: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Emmanuel: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Emmanuel: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BL00DY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"😂🙆‍♂️

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12/04/2024

The Moors were a group of North Africans who conquered and ruled Spain for nearly 781 years, from 711 to 1492. They entered the Iberian Peninsula, Spain, after crossing the Strait of Gibraltar, passing through Morocco. African Moors were known for their exceptional architecture and engineering skills, and they built numerous impressive structures, such as universities and mosques in Spain, which still stand to this day. They made significant contributions in various fields, including math, medicine, chemistry, philosophy, astronomy, botany, bricklaying and history. The African Moors were the first to introduce the use of Arabic numbers in Europe, which are still used today. They also made significant advances in medicine, developed treatments for various diseases and created medical textbooks that were widely used. In addition, the African Moors were skillful astronomers and developed advanced techniques to measure time and determine the position of celestial bodies. They also made important contributions to botany, introducing new plants in Spain and creating gardens admired by many. African Moors were also known for their expertise in bricklaying and built numerous impressive structures, such as Granada's Alhambra, considered one of the most beautiful and impressive buildings in the world. Finally, they also wrote extensively about their history, creating numerous historical texts that are still being studied today.

12/04/2024

LET'S GO

ME: Please forgive my manners, I'm sincerely sorry. Send me your account number

12/04/2024

Read slowly to understand fully

He slowly walks up to you in the room.

He asks if you're afraid of doing it, but you shake your head bravely, saying your confident since he's experienced.

His fingers caress you slowly and you shiver. Your body tenses, but he's as gentle as he promised he'd be.

He looks you deeply in the eyes, and asks you to trust him.

His bright smile calms you and you relax to give him room for easy pe*******on.

Suddenly, you began to plead to him to hurry but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

Using his hand to hold the hard thing, he penetrates you with it. As he presses inner and deeper, you shout at the pain it causes your inside.

He pauses because he thinks he did it too hard. He asks you if it's too painful. Though your eyes are filled with tears, you shake your head and asks him to go on.

He suddenly goes back and goes in like he wants to try from another side, but you're confident now.

After a few moments, he releases inside and gently pulls it out of you. Then he cleans it with the tissue in his hand.

You lay there panting, but glad it's over.

He smiles and tells you that you are quite an experience.

You smile and thank the doctor. After all, it is your first time being i*njected with a n*needle/syringe.

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12/04/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it onto my weekly engagement list! 🎉 Abdul Lawal Tsauri, Gboyega Adamolekun, Ibiang Omori, Zakka Fada, Kyanyon T Solomon, Faruk Nasiree, Abdulrahman Haneef, Ayebagbani Lawyers Jr., Husseini Yusuf, Augustine Michael Salem

12/04/2024

DO NOT DATE SOMEONE WHO IS ASHAMED OF:

✔️The Job you do..

So you are a teacher, and he introduces you to his friends as a Nurse, my sister dump him oh..

It will end in tears if you don't.

She's ashamed of the fact that you are a janitor, dry cleaner, or you are a Uber driver and makes sure she's not seen at your work place or with you publicly by her friends. End such a Relationship .


✔️ The Background you come from.

So she's coming to visit you, and she's looking at your parents and your family house with disgust and she's avoiding hugging your aged mother.

She loves your money and current status but doesn't love where you came from.

This type of woman will cut you off from your family after marriage by hook and by crook.

She is embarrassed to be seen around the area you live in, and so any time you want to see her , it has to be in an eatery. End it in this 2023.

✔️Your Physical Looks.

Don't date anybody who doesn't find you physically attractive and keeps on putting you down privately and publicly because of that.

One of the ways you know somebody who doesn't love you but has come to date you because of your job, money, fame, out of convenience, or someone who is just confused about what they want in life is the fact that they openly and secretly condemn your looks.

You are too fat, was he blind before he asked you out?

You are too short, what does he now want you to do? To commit su***de?

You are too slim, of all the fat girls out there, why did he come to you?

Your breasts are too small, didn't he see a Mercy Johnson out there to date?

Don't allow anybody give you high blood pressure just because they are dating you.

Don't allow anybody nag you into ulcer and depression because of physical looks..

True Love accepts You.
True Love celebrates You.
True Love doesn't cherry pick some aspects of your life that it's comfortable with and then want you to hide other aspects and pretend it's fine with you when it's not ..
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You too, if you won't be proud of someone's family/background, job, and looks, don't date them.
Don't give what you won't take.

10/04/2024

“Phyno Charged me nothing , recorded his verse and sent in 1 hour . I was expecting it in a month or even more “ Spyro

“When I got the beat I sent to Phyno he just said he liked it and few minutes he sent his verse . I asked how much he charged for a verse he said 20 million but I’ll not take money from you ,You should just grow “ Spyro

Phyno is just like Olamide , they have made so much money but remained humble and helping others . Imagine gifting someone 20 million . This is money to even buy an a small house or a good car .

I pray you meet people who are willing to help you along this journey .

Let’s celebrate Phyno with Hearts ❤️

10/04/2024

😂😂 APRIL JOKES 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

1" A Girl Sēarched 0n (Google) I'm 19 & I'm prēgnant. How do I tell my parents?
Google: If you can open your legs, then why not your mouth?🙆😂🤣

2" *You see that tiny feelings you usually have when a man is touching you, that's your sense leaving your body ooh*🙄

3" There is no record of a female angel in the bible.. Ladies if any guy calls you Angel,, trust me he is a Fālse prophet.... 😆

4" Some girls once they get married, every other girl becomes a rūns girl. meanwhile they were in active service before they retired.😂🤣

5" I don't understand some ladies👭 oh how can u be telling a married man 🤵to promise u not to brēāk 💔 ur heārt, My Dear if he can chēat on his own wife 👰 My Sister who are u???
Any way let me mind my businēss!!🤭🤭

6" I hāt£ men who ask a lady from a group to hīt their inb0x😒😒.
Ladies if you also hāte this kind of men please inb0x me and let discūss what to do about those men? I hāt£ Nønsense 🙅💆
😂😂....

7" Confusiøn Is when you Støle a meat from the pot and forgot whether the Pot was Fully Covered 0r Half Covered🙆🙅🤣😂😂

8" My crush just posted a new pic, pl£āse hēlp me with the spelling of Gojas

As in "you look Gojas"😒😂

9" No matter how a lady smiles inside a bus🚌, i won't smile back😎until she pāys her transport fare 😏🙄🙄

10" People will always pronounce Nūrse as Nerse, Until there is an emergency in D høspital U will be hearing Nosu, Nosu ooo😂🤣🏃🏃

11" If you want measure someone's strength, try and push the toilet door while they are still using it.😂🤣

12" If you like snap pics of you pounding fufu or fetching fire wood, they already know who to marry. Wife materials everywhere....😂🤣

13" You are busy saying heartbrēak is pāinful, has padlock fell on your leg before?😂😂

14" I am proud to be a member of FACEBOOK FREE MODE ASSOCIATION (FFMA), our motor is SEE PICTURES LATER 😂 any member here😂🤣

15" David mandela støp asking for my accøunt Number, David mandela, David mandela I have a boyfriend. Do such girl exīst🤣😂

I know you laughed 😂😂😂

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